Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ You Can't Have It All ❯ I Have It All Except Him ( Chapter 2 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: Sakura22 
Originally 'Mai Dreams of Joey,' it's just some really bad poetry explaining Mai's feelings about Joey.
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 07.18.2002 | Updated On: 07.19.2002 | Pages: 2 | Words: 522 | Visits: 430 | Status: Completed
Originally 'Mai Dreams of Joey,' it's just some really bad poetry explaining Mai's feelings about Joey.
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 07.18.2002 | Updated On: 07.19.2002 | Pages: 2 | Words: 522 | Visits: 430 | Status: Completed
Okay, I did not create Yu Gi Oh. That means Joey and Mai.
I do not know whether the creator Kazuki Takahashi wanted Mai or Joey to feel this way, so I can't claim the feelings shown in this, either.
Lines one and two of each verse are Mai's dreamy side speaking, and the third and fourth lines are Mai's ruthless side talking. That qualifies for all verses but the last one, which has only two lines and isn't really a side.
No, Mai is not arguing with a Yami. She is arguing purely with herself.
I Have It All Except Him
(Mai Dreams of Joey)
I dream of Joey and I don't know why,
I can see he's such a cute guy.
He's such an amateur and I hate him!
I hate him so much I'd drown him on a whim.
Why am I warring with myself?
I know I love Joey...except
He beat me in a duel
And that I can't accept.
Okay, he plays for his sister
And that's a good reason.
But why do I like him?
I'd rather freeze in the cold winter season!
Why am I attracted to him?
Maybe his dreamy brown eyes or his wonderful hair?
Get a grip. His eyes are brown like dirt
And his hair is beyond repair.
What about his tough attitude
And will to be strong?
Tough attitude? Huh!
And his will is all wrong.
Who cares about riches
When I could have him?
Look, are you really Mai Valentine?
Are you a strong person with no cares about him?
I am Mai Wheeler,
Wife of Joey.
Hah! Like he'd marry you? All he does
Is say, I beat you, hand over the star chips. Goodbye.
Will you go away?
I'm dreaming a wonderful dream.
Look, I am you, and for stealing your heart,
For him I'm plotting an evil scheme.
How could you do that?
His face screams pure innocence.
What are you talking about!?
Have you lost all your sense?
No, I haven't, have you?
He's the cutest boy I've ever seen.
You're making a fool of yourself
And if you continue, you'll make a scene.
What would you care?
You don't seem to like me anyways.
If you're just going up to Joey to tell him,
There are other ways.
But he's just standing there, all alone.
Who would hear us ask him out?
He would. He hates you.
He'd cry and scream and shout.
He would not. I could tell you from here
He wants me back.
I tell you he doesn't,
He'd rather give his head a good smack.
So I go up to him and say, "I love you."
And what does he say back? Nothing other than a shy "I love you, too."
So what do you think? You asked for it. You got it. Shall I continue?
Or is this enough babble about Joey and Mai that is just a waste of time to keep my readers happy until I make more, full-length fics?
I need opinions! I happen to be very indecisive!
And thanks for reading my fic!
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I do not know whether the creator Kazuki Takahashi wanted Mai or Joey to feel this way, so I can't claim the feelings shown in this, either.
Lines one and two of each verse are Mai's dreamy side speaking, and the third and fourth lines are Mai's ruthless side talking. That qualifies for all verses but the last one, which has only two lines and isn't really a side.
No, Mai is not arguing with a Yami. She is arguing purely with herself.
I Have It All Except Him
(Mai Dreams of Joey)
I dream of Joey and I don't know why,
I can see he's such a cute guy.
He's such an amateur and I hate him!
I hate him so much I'd drown him on a whim.
Why am I warring with myself?
I know I love Joey...except
He beat me in a duel
And that I can't accept.
Okay, he plays for his sister
And that's a good reason.
But why do I like him?
I'd rather freeze in the cold winter season!
Why am I attracted to him?
Maybe his dreamy brown eyes or his wonderful hair?
Get a grip. His eyes are brown like dirt
And his hair is beyond repair.
What about his tough attitude
And will to be strong?
Tough attitude? Huh!
And his will is all wrong.
Who cares about riches
When I could have him?
Look, are you really Mai Valentine?
Are you a strong person with no cares about him?
I am Mai Wheeler,
Wife of Joey.
Hah! Like he'd marry you? All he does
Is say, I beat you, hand over the star chips. Goodbye.
Will you go away?
I'm dreaming a wonderful dream.
Look, I am you, and for stealing your heart,
For him I'm plotting an evil scheme.
How could you do that?
His face screams pure innocence.
What are you talking about!?
Have you lost all your sense?
No, I haven't, have you?
He's the cutest boy I've ever seen.
You're making a fool of yourself
And if you continue, you'll make a scene.
What would you care?
You don't seem to like me anyways.
If you're just going up to Joey to tell him,
There are other ways.
But he's just standing there, all alone.
Who would hear us ask him out?
He would. He hates you.
He'd cry and scream and shout.
He would not. I could tell you from here
He wants me back.
I tell you he doesn't,
He'd rather give his head a good smack.
So I go up to him and say, "I love you."
And what does he say back? Nothing other than a shy "I love you, too."
So what do you think? You asked for it. You got it. Shall I continue?
Or is this enough babble about Joey and Mai that is just a waste of time to keep my readers happy until I make more, full-length fics?
I need opinions! I happen to be very indecisive!
And thanks for reading my fic!
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