Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Yu-Gi-NO! ❯ The Great Lady of the Bozo Bunny ( Chapter 2 )

Disclaimer: Yenchna: Hey Jonouchi how `bout you take the disclaimer?

Kaiba: NOOO!!! Don't let him reinforce copyright laws!

Kentuski: (grabbing Kaiba by the ear) Go away and go push somebody out a window!

(Kaiba walks away)

Yenchna: Take it Jonouchi

Jou: Hey this is the striking Jonouchi here. (Moving his finger through his hair) Oh and ladies I'm available at 6:00 o'clock…

Yenchna: THE COPYRIGHT LAW ALREADY!

Jou: Geesh… This is a parody of the manga/anime of Yu-Gi-Oh. If anyone really cares about a character and doesn't want he/she to be made fun of, don't read this. Kentuski and Yenchna have fun of us to have a great time and to be funny. Me and all my buds plus duel monsters and other Yu-Gi-Oh trademarks are all property of Kazuki Takahashi. Hey isn't that kind of controlling people can't be property. (Kentuski glares at him) Anyway if they didn't right this they would be breaking copyright laws. And that's bad!

(Kaiba smacks him on the head)

Kaiba: NO MORE COPYRIGHT LAWS

Jou: Oh and Mr. Takahashi owns the bump on my head. Enjoy the story guys!

Mokuba: And Remember if you can't say anything nice than don't say anything at all

Duel 2: The Great Lady of the Bozo Bunny

Setting: in Pegasus's restaurant "The Bozo Bunny"

(Everyone stares at the eyeball in the soup)

Yugi: I just don't get it… Pegasus. I don't see how he could have died it just doesn't make any sense.

Otogi: Tell me about it… my idol was right there, just so close, and then he was gone

Jou: You guys, that probably isn't even really the millennium eye thing it looks like a meatball to me. Here I'll show you.

Otogi: God help me

(Jou takes his fork and reaches for the eye)

Honda: Jonouchi I wouldn't…. maybe it isn't…

(He reaches closer)

Otogi: Dear God, Jonouchi what the heck are you doing?

(Jou has the eye on his fork)

Yugi: Uh-Oh

(Jou places it in his mouth)

Honda: Pig

(Jou smirks and suddenly he starts to choke)

Yugi: I think he's choking what do we do?

Honda: Watch I guess….

Anzu: HONDA!!!!! Help him! What about our bond of friendship we all made with the washable marker?

(Jou continues to try and gasp for air)

(Anzu stamps on Honda's foot.)

Honda: What the HECK!!!

(Shiska looks at Honda astonished. Honda quickly recovers. He smacks Jou on the back hardly. Jou spits the millennium eye out.)

(Jou glares at Honda and hits him on the back of the head.)

Jou: Some friend you are.

(Honda smiles sweetly)

Anzu: (calls over a waitress) Excuse me…

Waitress: (Drinking from a wine bottle) Yes how my help you? Well that's what it says on the back of my shirt so I guess that's what I'm supposed to say.

Anzu: (recognizing the waitress) Oh hi Mai. It's been a while.

Mai: Yah it has, but I've been quite busy.

Anzu: I'm sure with all those guys and all.

Mai: Are you calling me a slut?

Anzu: (lying) Umm… of course not. Not a conservative girl like you

Mai: (ticked) Just tell me what you want, Mazaki.

Anzu: I was wondering if we could have a booster seat for…

Yugi: I'm the main character! I can't have a booster seat!!!

Mai: Sure…

Anzu: Maybe some phone books?

Mai: Sure, whatever, I'll find something ok? Just wait for Jonouchi `cause I'll be back.

(Jonouchi turns a deep shade of red)

Anzu: (cough)… slut …(cough)

Jou: She's not that bad.

Anzu: (changing the subject) Looks like where all out of coasters.

Shiska: Ah well. Lets just use Yugi's cards!

Yugi: Noo! You can't!

(He tries to grab his deck but without his booster seat he is just to short to reach)

(She begins place all the cards under everyone's drinks)

Shiska: There we go! Now just one for me…

(She takes the next card from his deck and places it under her drink)

Yugi: No Shiska not Slyther!!!!

Shiska: Huh? (Her elbow accidentally hits the drink and diet coke rushes across the table)

(Jou quickly grabs Yugi's deck and begins to pull each card from beneath the drinks.)

Jou: Summoned Skull… Dark Magician Girl… Dark Magician… Magician of Chaos… Red Eyes… Wait that makes thirty-nine. So where's the last…

(He sees Slyther become doused with diet coke)

(Jou hands Slyther to Yugi but it crumbles in his hand)

(Yugi glares at Shiska)

Jou: Hey don't look at my sister like that

Kaiba: Motou, I got a game for you.

Yugi: Ok cool what is it?

Kaiba: My challenge is to see who can stuff the most French fries up their nose in a minute! When I say go we begin. 1, 2, 3, gofers!

Yugi: I am destined to win? (pause) Hey Kaiba why aren't you doing it?

(He already managed six up his nose)

Kaiba: (chuckling) Well I said when I said go but see my foolish friend I said gofers not go.

Yugi: Ah well now I'm a Pikachu! Pika, pika!!

Kaiba: No, you're a "pick a" then a "chew"

(Relating to Yugi's constant urge place things up his nose)

Anzu: Yugi for the sake of hygiene please just color in your coloring book and take the fries out…of your nose

Jou: Has anyone noticed that every word we say hasn't been altered yet?

Everyone: Yah that's right, I didn't think of that

Kaiba: That's because it's my brothers afternoon nap if you guys don't let him sleep he'll be cranky and extra annoying when he wakes up!

(Bakura starts to drink his water, in which Pegasus secretly swapped with a glass of Vodka. Bakura starts to cough and his vision is distorted so he drinks some more from his glass thinking its water)

Yugi: Where is my booster seat?! Being short is a handicap! So DON"T TREAT ME LIKE A KID EITHER!

Jou: Well it certainly doesn't make you a man…

Yugi: Hey!…Oh, stickers! Oh my God!!! It's Thomas the Choo Choo Train! I have been collecting these for years! I finally got the last one!

Kaiba: You know, Yugi, there are only four of those in the world…

(Yugi's mouth is drooling in excitement)

Kaiba: And I have the other three. Ha, ha, ha! With that final sticker I can become the number one sticker collector in the world!

(Secretly under the table Yugi colors the sticker with a gel pen)

Yugi: But, Kaiba, mine is more special then you think, its Holographic.

Kaiba: That's impossible they discontinued that in 1993. How? Yugi, that is last sticker I need. Give it to me!!!

(Kaiba shows Yugi his huge sticker collection and it was just missing one place just for Thomas Sticker)

Yugi: Kaiba I didn't know that you were a collector too. Now you are my rival!!! We'll prove our skills in the sticker collectors' convention in March.

Kaiba: That sounds tempting, BUT GIVE ME THE STUPID STICKER YUGI!!!

Yugi: No! (Clutching it tight)

Kaiba: Fine I'll trade you for it. What do you want?

Yugi: None of your stickers this is to precious to me

Kaiba: You just got it less than five minutes ago

Yugi: Boy time sure does fly.

Kaiba: Fine I'll buy it how much do you want?

Yugi: I can't sell it. Its not cause of its rarity its because of what it means

Kaiba: Ok this is gonna be interesting. What does the sticker you got five minutes ago mean?

Yugi: Kaiba, It means to never give up and believe in yourself and (looking at Anzu) friends. (She blushes)

Kaiba: Yugi sell it to me

Yugi: NOOO!!!!

Kaiba: NOW!!!

Yugi: I said…(he notices Kaiba's pointing a gun at his had) didn't they erase that on paint so you can only do kung fu.

Kaiba: Remember my lil' brother is sleeping so anything can happen now! This is the real, the uncut, the original, the…

Yugi: We get it.

Kaiba: Name your price?

Yugi: Huh? For what?

Kaiba: The STICKER YUGI?

Yugi: What sticker? (Kaiba glares) Ooo that sticker I don't know. I mean its holographic, in mint condition, is first edition and has a 8/10 rarity sequence I say about…

Kaiba: Yes?

Yugi: One Million Yen.

Kaiba: What! You drive a hard bargain but I'll take it.

(He pays Yugi the one million yen)

(A waitress is watering plants. She pours water on Yugi's head.)

Yugi: Oh My GOD! What the heck?

Mai: (Drunkenly) Woo, sorry kid thought you were a bush. Then once I knew it was you I was curious if you'd actually grow.

Yugi: I QUIT!!!! I don't wanna do this anymore! YOU'RE ALL SOO MEAN!!! I HATE ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Yugi starts to cry hysterically) I have to be the lamest main character ever!!!!!!

Jou: Finally you figured that out… I mean whoops I'm supposed to be playing the best friend aren't I?

Kaiba: You unfaithful, lowlife dog…(Jonouchi glares at him) Come on and give me a high five. (Jonouchi is in a state of shock)

Jou: Kaiba, are you feeling ok?

Mai: Here's your booster seat, Yugi.

(She starts to hit on Yugi)

Mai: Hey aren't you the hot one by the way what are you doing tonight. I get off duty at 7:00. Wait do I even work here?

Yugi: Uhhh????

Anzu: (cough) slut (cough)

Jou: (blushing) I'm available Mai.

Mai: Sorry babe, I forgot I have an appointment with Mr. Motou tonight.

Jou: WHAT?!

Anzu: (cough) definite slut (cough)

Mai: (with a puzzled look on here face) Yah know I really don't think I work here. Here yah go love. (She passes a cardboard box to Yugi)

(Anzu glares at Mai)

Mai: Hun, (to Anzu) what's your problem? Am I getting to close to your guys? Just tell me that yah like `em and all back off

Jou: Mai drop it.

Shiska: Hey brother?

Jou: Yah what?

Shiska: Is everybody drunk?

Jou: (looking around) Umm… (Honda is sipping a beer can) Oh course not. (He smacks Hondas hand so the beer spills down his shirt) Why would you think that?

Shiska: (sighing) just a hunch

Bakura: (Drunkenly) Wa, ha, ha! Give me more!! (He furiously eats steak and drinks his Vodka)

Mai: (Placing a black sheet in front of him) Sorry Warner Brothers said we're not allowed to give you any more steak they say you eat it too frighteningly and it disturbing. Yah know I really don't think I work here the last thing I remember is waking up in dark ally.

Anzu: (cough) prostitute (cough, cough)

Bakura: (Not realizing what she said) I LUV YOU GUYS! Ooooo, a box!!!!

(He puts the box on his head)

Bakura: (Dancing around on the table with the box on his head) I'm in the shadow realm! I'm in the shadow realm!!!!!!!!

Jou: (puzzled) So why are we all afraid of the shadow realm if its just a stupid box for Christ sake.

Yugi: (In a state of shock) Soooo, sooo it's not real?!!!!!!!!!!! NANHI??????????? I don't believe it. So there isn't really a link to the shadow realm right before you hit the final level of the skyscraper and you really fall to your death!!! (Horrified) And the little razor sharp disks really cut you up and not send you to the shadow realm. And if I drink Anzu's soup I'll really die from food poisoning and …(Anzu gives him and evil stare the stare of death) uh… never mind… I can't believe I've been lied to all my life.

Bakura: (drunk and unknowing of what he was saying) Yah know what guys??? I don't really like any of yah. I mean I've been trying to kill Yugi for over a year now! (Yugi looks astonished) I mean its not like you guys like me cause I'm just like a @#%$ third wheel in what ever you guys do. That's why I cry before I go to bed. Also I'm really albino and I wear brown contacts soo people will stop teasing me. Not that you guys are perfect I mean after you guys did your stupid friendship smiling face Honda went and washed it off saying Anzu was a @#$% nut. (Anzu stomps on Honda's foot) Yah know I like nuts they sure taste good. By the way I think Shiska's hot! (Shiska's face is flushed) I mean she's just so kind and pure, I'd never want her to end up with a backstabbing, scandalizing, egotistical liar like Otogi or a cold hearted gangster like Honda. Also I think I'm insane so I went a physiatrist and she told me I was mentally unstable and sent me to the hospital. Guys I also sleep with my pink bunny at night name Kawaii. And last year I tried make up last year and I cross-dressed at my old school. Oh, Oh, since Yugi is so short that he looks up Anzu's skirt. (Anzu smacks Yugi) In addition I'm gonna collect all the items at any cost and go to Egypt and find the dark door than I will place the items and be given an unbelievable power. And I'm not really Scottish but I'm a con artist from Ireland! Did you guys know that I my eyebrows change with my mood that's why they're a different color every episode. Oh and did you guys know that Jounouchi works lots of odd jobs. He even works at a nursing home. And get this; they only hired him because they felt bad.

Jou: (looking down at the ground) Bakura, you weren't supposed to tell anybody.

Bakura: (Very drunk) Oh and did you know that Honda asked out this one girl you know, Miho aka Ribbon, like 20 times but she always turned him down but Jounouchi entered a dating contest with her behind his back. Also I hate heights. My favorite color is purple. Oh I have high blood pressure and I'm allergic to strawberries. I killed Pegasus, Bones and his gang and beat up Yugi's grandpa. (Everyone gasps in astonishment) Wanna hear me sing my ABC's. ABDCJUGK I like cats 5IOPFRJH Comic books are cool RYOU I love me VCDFGDYZ Next crime won't boo sing with meeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!(He finishes sliding across the table on his knees)

(Everyone is either mad or embarrassed)

Shiska: (disgusted with Bakura) I want to buy you a gift, Honda, for saving us in the elevator. Lets go to Build-A-Bear!

(Everyone exits)

To Be Continued….

End of Part II…

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