Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Yu-Gi-Oh!Family Feud ❯ Marik's Revenge ( Chapter 1 )

Yu-Gi-Oh!Family Feud

Announcer: Now tonight's host,Louie Anderson!!!

Louie:Thank you,thank you! Now let's meet the teams.First,the bad guys.

Marik:Hey,were not bad!!!

Whole Team:Yeah!!

Louie:But,your screen says Bad Guys.

Team:So,asswipe!!!!!!!!!

Louie:O.....K....First,let's meet Marik.So you steal minds?Right?

Marik:Yep.

Louie:O.K.So Odion you duel for Mark,right?

Marik:It's Marik stupid!!!

Louie:Don't be calling me stupid!!

Marik:Want your mind stolen!?

Louie:So,Strings,you once dueled Yugi?

Strings:Time to kick ass!!!

Louie:O.K.we'll meet the rest after the first question. The first question is...

Marik:(buzzer rings)Canada!

Louie:(ding ding)Correct??????????(bad-1 good-0)

Whole studio:o o

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Yugi:Oh no.

Koolaid Guy:(jumps and brakes the wall) Oh yeah!!!(everyone stares.Koolaid Guy runs out of the studio)

Guy in the crowd:That was freaky!

Louie:How about we go straight to the triple round,but no buzzing early!

Marik:That's bull!

Louie:That's bull huh?Want to be off the show?

Marik:Want to have your mind stolen?Huh?

Louie:Here's the question.

Yugi:Let's go Louie I have tickets to a Red Sox game!!!

Odion:You like the Red Sox!(takes out replica of the millenium rod).

Louie:Now both of you stop it!!!Let's just pick three people in the crowd and let them judge which team was better.OKAY!?The judges will judge to 1-100 and add up the scores to see which team will advance to FAST MONEY.

Judge#1:bad-89 good-92

Judge#2:bad-96 good-93

Judge#3:bad-99 good-98

Louie:The winner is...the bad

team!They won by A point! You advance to the FAST MONEY round!

Whole team:Yeah!!!!!!!!

Louie:We'll be right back after this commercial!!!!

Commercial

Boss:Do your eyes hurt?Well,call 1-800-MYEYES-HURT.We'll rip your eyes out and wash them.

Hamtaro:Is that possible?

Boss:We'll demonstrate with hamtaco's...

Hamtaro:Hamtaro god dammit!!!Wait...a second. NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Boss:(rip's hamtaro's eyes out)Whoops!(runs away)

Louie:Our first question is how many TV's are usually in a house?

Marik:3

Louie:About how much does a 5-year old weigh?

Marik:35

Louie:What is usually in a kitchen?

Marik:a refridgerator

Louie:Name a position in baseball.

Marik:These are stupid questions.

Louie:Do you want an extra 20,000 dollars!!??

Marik:O.K.!!!Pitcher!!!

Louie:And the last question is, name a football team that starts with C.

Marik:I don't follow football ,but I do know the Cowboys!

Louie:Let's see if you got 100 points or more so you would win 30,000 dollars!!!

#1:22 points

#2:19 points

#3:09 points

#4:25 points

#5:24 points

Louie:Let's add up the scores;

3

22

19

09

25

+24

99 points

Louie:I'm sorry you got 99 points,but you still got 995 dollars.

Marik:Silence!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I'm sending you to the shadow realm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Louie:NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To Be Continued...