Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Yu-Gi-Oh Murder Mysterie ❯ Who shall die next? ( Chapter 2 )

Me: I am still bored. I've even considered cleaning my room, (Shudder)

Jardina: Hikari, your pathetic.

Me: I know.

Chuckles: We don' own Yu-Gi-Oh or any other random stuff you may see. But we do own our OC's mainly Arina Arono.

Shana: So Back of Lawyers before I rip your heads off.

Me: Isn't it great knowing someone Lawyers are afraid of?

Murder Mystery 2

Door Bell: Expecto Patronum!

Seto: You didn't invite anyone else, did you?

Mokuba: Let me think…. Nope.

Seto: then I'll get it. [Leaves]

Doorbell: Spirit Form!

Joey: What did you do to the doorbell?

Mokuba: Just reprogram it a little.

(Scene: Hallway)

Seto:[Opens door]

Chuckles: HHHEEELLLOOO!!!

Seto: What the h#$$ are you doing here?

Shana: We are the detectives, Detective Shana and my assistant Chuckles.

Chuckles: We're here to find out who croaked Tristan.

Shana: And make them pay.

Chuckles: A million bucks.

Seto: Stop that!

Shana: Stop-

Chuckles: What?

Seto: Finishing each other's sentences.

Shana: Okay.

Chuckles: Now let's investigate the scene of the crime!

(Scene: Underwater Living room)

Chuckles: Intresting…

Mokuba: Uh, that's my head.

Chuckles: Yes, and your hair is unusually soft and long. [Drools]

Mokuba: And wet.

Seto: Stop drooling on my brother.

Chuckles: Gotch'ya!

Arina: Why don't we split up in pairs of two?

Tea: But one of us is the killer.

Arina: yeah, but if one dies that means the one they were with was the killer.

Yugi: Good idea.

Here's the pairs they were divided into.

Arina/Jardina

Yugi/Yami

Bakura/Ryou

Merik/Malik

Seto/Mokuba

Shana/ Chuckles

Serenity/Tea

Mai/ Ishizu

Duke/ Joey

Yugi and Yami,

Yugi: So who do you think the killer is?

Yami: Kaiba.

Yugi: you always think Kaiba.

Yami: SO?

Yugi: Maybe you should try someone else.

Yami: okay then, Malik.

Yugi: That's a little better.

Yami: Hey look, Kaiba's Diary (A/N I know, a lot of Diary's.. But they are so good for humor fics)

Yugi: Let's not-

Yami: [eyes glued to the pages] WHAT THE-

Yugi: Let me see!

Bakura and Ryou:

Ryou: You wouldn't kill your Hikari, would you?

Bakura: Do you want me to answer that?

Ryou: AHH! You're the killer!

Bakura: Don't be a baka. It wasn't me…This time.

Ryou: This time?

Bakura: Oh fine, You want the Truth I'll give you the truth! Remember Joe?

Ryou: My pet cat that Merik sent to the shadow realm?

Bakura: Merik didn't send him to the shadow realm. I, uh, accidentally, yes that's it., accidentally hit him with a dagger while aiming at a picture of the Pharaoh.

Ryou: NO! POOR JOE! I'm never speaking to you again.

Bakura: Really?

Ryou: [nods.]

Bakura: Finally!

Ryou: >P

Merik and Malik:

Merik: Why didn't you tell me you were gonna kill someone?

Malik: I wasn't going to. And I would have killed the pharaoh first.

Merik: Good point.

Mysterious voice: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Malik: MOMMY! [jumps into merik's arms]

MV: Woos.

Malik: Who you callin a woos?

MV: You.

Merik: He/She is right.

MV: BE QUIET!

Merik: Eep! [Drops Malik]

Malik: X.X

MV: [Steps out from Shadows to reveal………………………… ;……Dun da dun…………………………&# 8230;………………………… …..NOAH KAIBA!(Gasp)]

Merik: Why are you here?

Noah: Authoress powers.

Malik: Could be worse could be…

Noah: [unzips costume to reveal……..(Jardina: ENOUGH OF THAT! Me: Fine) Pegasus (Double gasp)]

Merik: We're gonna die.

Pegasus: Don't be so mean Merik-boy.

Malik: I'll take care of this. [Takes out Millenium Rod][Hits Pegasus on the head]

Pegasus: X.X

Merik: Thank you.

Jardina and Arina:

Arina: Why are we in Seto's room?

Jardina: No reason.

Arina: -_-U

Jardina: Oh, how cute a BEWD plushie.

Arina: That must be bluesy.

Jardina: Yes, a ransom.

Arina: Put bluesy back.

Jardina: Or what?

Arina: [Death Glare]

Jardina: [Glare back]

Arina: [Glare of a thousand deaths]

Jardina: [glare de muerto]

Arina: Fine you win.

Jardina: I knew spanish would be useful.

Seto and Mokuba:

Seto: Why do I have the strangest feeling that someone is reading my Diary and glomping Bluesy?

Mokuba: [Shrugs] Let's check the sugar vault.

Seto: let's not but say we did.

Mokuba: I'll tell everyone that you love-

Seto: Okay Okay.

Mokuba: I love blackmail.

Shana and Chuckles:

Chuckles: [Looking through a magnifying glass]

Shana: Find anything?

Chuckles: Yep! Mokuba's locket and Mokuba's bandanna, Mokuba's-

Shana: [Anime Fallover] We're suppose to look for clues.

Chuckles: I also found Joey's PJ's

Shana: Let me see those.

Serenity and Tea:

Serenity: Uh, You check the guest room on the left, I'll take the one on the right.

Tea: [gulp] friends don't abandon eachother.

Serenity: We're not abandoning eachother we're uh, looking for the friend hater.

Tea: THE JERK! [runs into guest room]

Serenity: Finally she's gone.

Ishizu and Mai:

Mai: Seriously, a liitle blush and everyone will be after you.

Ishizu: What good will that do when I live with megalomaniacs?

Mai: Good question. Someone insane?

Ishizu: I already know enough insane people thank you very much.

Mai: I was just trying to help.

Ishizu: [trips] D#$% [looks at what she tripped on] Pegasus?

Mai: Why the h#$$ is he here?

Ishizu: Is he dead?

Mai: D#$% no.

Ishizu: Let's go before he wakes up.

Joey and Duke:

Duke: Now that Tristan's gone, can I go out with Serenity?

Joey: SAY WHAT?

Duke: I'll make you were that dog suit again.

Joey: Not gonna work.

Duke: I'll give a picture of you in the dog suit to Shana.

Joey: O.o fine, if both of you live, one date.

Duke: n.n

Merik and Malik.

Malik: [Falls down multiple stairs] owsies.

Another Mysterious voice: Die!

Merik: Shi-[Dies]

AMV: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! [Leaves]

Merik: Malik? Are you okay? [sees Malik with a knife in his throat] Oh my G$% [screams Bloody Murder]

End Chapter

Me: Okay who should die next and who should be the murderer. I Know! Mwahahaha!

Jardina: In other words-[Gets knocked out by chuckles]

Chuckles: That's my line, Review!