Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Yu-Gi-Oh Murder Mysterie ❯ The weird ending ( Chapter 7 )

Me: Okay this shall be the final chapter, *Sniff* I am so proud of myself, my first finished humor fic.

Jardina: -_-U

Shana: It's okay. you still have other fics to finish.

Me: Thanks for reminding me.

Shana: your welcome!

Chuckles: We still don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or Ceribi Motou or the movie Clue. T__T WAH!

Me: And here it is the Who, what, when, where, how, and why!

Murder 7

All: *Somehow enter the underwater living room at the same time*

Jardina: Is it just me or is someone missing?

Shana: I don't see Chuckles.

Mokuba: Phew…

Seto: You seem sympathetic.

Mokuba: *Shrugs* a kid can only take so much glomping.

Yami: This is getting serious.

Ceribi: No duh.

Joey: Well at least da killer can't kill anyone till Yami's head stops glowing.

Yami: Thanks for making me a target.

Joey: ^____^ No problem.

Yami: -__-U

Bakura: I DON'T WANNA DIE! THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS I HAVEN'T STOLE!

Ryou: Calm down Bakura, you might not die.

Bakura: *Sniff* Really?

Ryou: Right!

Bakura: YAY! ^___________^

Jardina: That's kind of pathetic.

Yami: Especially from the tomb robber.

Merik: BUT WHO'S GONNA DIE NEXT?

Seto: This is surprising, the two who you'd think would be the calmest are the most afraid.

Bakura: I'M NOT AFRAID!

Seto: right….

Duke: Come on! We all can't die. Right?

Mai: Depends on the murderer's luck.

Duke: D#$% it.

Serenity: Cheer up! I'm sure the lights will go back up soon!

Rufus: ROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!

All: O_O NOT AGAIN! *Run out of the room*

Rufus: *Catches Duke*

Duke: T__T Why me?

(Scene switches to the rest of the gang)

Serenity: Uh…Where's Duke?

Joey: D'at monster must have gotten him.

Yami: I GOT IT! Duke's murder solves it for me!

Shana: His murder?

Yami: Yes! Rufus was somehow trained to come to someone in this room's voice.

All: *look at Ceribi*

Ceribi: It wasn't me! Why would I kill my brother after looking for him for so many years?

All: *Shrug*

Yami: It wasn't Ceribi, it was…someone else.

Mokuba: FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! WHO?

Yami: To explain I'll have to go through every murder as it happened.

Jardina: Please don't tell me this is gonna be like the movie Clue.

Yami: No, for one thing the Authoress can only think of one solution and for another w have a rabid attack dog running around the house.

Seto: Then get on with it!

Yami: We all arrived together, for some unexplained reason, then Mokuba led us too the under water living room. Just as he was about to tell us what we were gonna do first the lights went out. Tea turned them back on for us to discover Tristan Dead.

Ishizu: Can't you hurry up? The readers are probably getting bored.

Yami: Would you prefer a song?

Ishizu: -_-U No, just hurry up!

Yami: fine! We all split up and we heard someone scream, turned out to be Malik, Pegasus showed up, then Tea, who for some reason was late.

Bakura: Sheez, for knowing who the murderer is you sure don't know a lot of things.

Yami: Stuff it. The lights went out again, Chuckles found a flashlight and we saw that Tea and Pegasus were dead.

Joey: Something tells me this will take long, who's got the popcorn?

Seto: Will you stop thinking about food for once in your life?

Joey: Grrrr.

Yami: The flashlight died and then Shana found candles. She lit them and we found Yugi dead.

Ceribi: T_____T Poor Yugi.

Yami: Then Mokuba got some glow wands. They died. Bakura told me that the murderer was trespassing in my friends souls. So my head lit up, giving us a more temporary light. But then we found Arina Dead.

Serenity: Is it just me or is Yami stealing the spotlight this chapter?

Shana: Yeah, but the authoress can't think of another way to give a recap.

Yami: Then Rufus somehow got in, and we ran away. Chuckles disappeared and is assumed dead.

Shana: Poor Chuckles.

Yami: We all came into the under water living room and Rufus found us again, and he caught Duke, now were here.

Merik: Thanks for the recap, now who's the murderer.

Yami: You won't believe it but it's………………….

Mai: GET ON WITH IT!

Yami: I love building tension.

All: HURRY UP!

Yami: It's-

Anouncer: And with that the rest prepared to gasp.

All: O_O Where'd he come from?

Yami: It's Serenity!

All but Serenity: *Gasp!*

Yami: She planned this whole thing!

All but Serenity: *Double Gasp!*

Yami: Okay that's enough gasping!

All but Serenity: *No Gasp*

Serenity: Very good Yami.

Joey: Why'd you do it sis?

Serenity: I-

Yami: I'll tell you why!

Serenity: Told you he's stealing the spotlight.

Yami: She's tired of being depicted as the perfect little angel, she wants to be evil!

Serenity: Okay now they know why. Can I make my pathetic attemp to escape yet?

Yami: Nope! I still have to explain why you murdered who! She murdered Tristan because She really hated him! Don't ask why. She just does, no reason.

Ryou: -__-U That explains a lot.

Yami: ^__^U And then she killed Malik because she wanted to be the mass killer from now on.

Merik: Is that a bad thing?

Joey: T___T My sister is evil.

Yami: then she killed Tea and pegasus because, everyone hates Pegasus and Tea annoys her.

Mai: Who doesn't she annoy?

Yami: good question.

Mokuba: Can we keep on finding out why she killed who?

Yami: Oh yeah, Then she killed Yugi just to throw us off.

Ceribi: I'm gonna kill you for killing my brother!

Serenity: Meh.

Yami: Then she wanted to be pairred with Seto, but she knew that Seto liked someone else (A/N: I'm not a big fan of Seto/Serenity, just so you know) So she killed the one Seto had a crush on.

Seto: how'd you know?

Yami: My and Yugi read your diary.

Seto: memo to myself, burn diary's.

Yami: Then She couldn't resist the urge to kill when she had the chance, henceforth she killed chuckles, using Rufus who she trained to come to her voice before Seto got him.

Ceribi: I told you blue eyes.

Seto: shut up.

Yami: Then she got her chance to kill Duke, whom she found out that Joey had agreed to let her go on a date with if they both lived.

Mokuba: Why'd you agree?

Joey: he used blackmail. Wait…How'd you find out?

Yami: *Shrugs* I just know. And that's why she killed everyone!

Serenity: Now can I make my escape?

Yami: yep!

Serenity: OH RUFUS!

Rufus: ROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!

Jardina: *Somehow KO's Rufus* That was a pathetic attempt.

Serenity: *Curses heavily*

Joey: O_O Serenity! I didn't know you knew those words!

Serenity: *Shrugs*

Shana: I'm taking you into custody!

Serenity: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME! *Runs to the exit*

Bakura: *Hits Serenity on the head, Ko-ing her* Sorry, but Me and Merik are the only ones who can escape without being caught.

Merik: *nods* Right.

Mokuba: What will we do with her?

Jardina: I vote we leave her in a locked room with Rufus.

Joey: No! She's my sister! I know she can change!

Seto: I thought Humor fics weren't suppose to have morals.

Shana: I think we can take her into rehab for about…10 years.

Joey: I'll take that.

Shana: Now, we need to call the cops.

Ryou: I thought you are a cop!

Shana: ^___^ I'm a volunteer!

Ryou: -__-U

Conclusion:

Serenity went into rehab for the 10 years. She was still evil and she and Merik fell in love with their evilness and married and took over with their combined plans. She killed personally killed everyone else from the sleepover. Teaching us that Rehab does not work.

Have a good time being enslaved! ^__^

End Fic.

Me: Now that was an odd ending.

Jardina: I agree with you hikari.

Chuckles: Everyone died?

Me: All but Serenity and Merik. And just a note: I'm not a fan of Merik/Serenity Just thought it would be a funny twist.

Shana: YAY! I was hired as a full time detective!

Me: But you were fired the next day.

Shana: Don't remind me.

Chuckles: Review!