Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Yu-Gi-Oh! Murder Mystery ❯ Cast Introduction! ( Chapter 1 )

Destiny: Um…I felt like flexing my muscles and trying a bit of humour…kinda….the almost all-dialogue type of story….whatever u call it.

Mackenzie: You're awful at humour; why bother?

Destiny: *shrugs* cuz I felt like it…

Oh yeah, check out my other stories and poems; I can guarantee that they are twenty times better than this will be, cuz I am better w/ poetry and formal pieces.

Warnings: Cursing

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Welcome to:

^^Yu-Gi-Oh! Murder Mystery^^

Starring: THE YGO CAST! (the ones that I feel like including, anyway)

And please give a round of applause to your hostess, Destiny, Sage of Lightning!

Crowd: *boos, and throws tomatoes*

Destiny: *ducks* Um…I guess I'm not wanted here to introduce the show….

*Destiny gets dragged away*

~Kaiba Mansion: October 24, 2004~

Mokuba: Big Brother! It's your birthday tomorrow! Are you gonna have a party?

Seto: No, Mokuba. I'm too old for parties.

Mokuba: Aww, c'mon Big Bro. Why don't you at least take off work for the next week so we can spend some time together? You need a break, anyway.

Seto: *sighs* All right. What would you like to do tomorrow, then?

Mokuba: Why don't we have a few friends over to hang out?

Seto: I don't have any friends, Mokuba.

Mokuba: Of course you do! There's Yugi, Yami, Joey, Téa…

Seto: >o< WHAT IN THE NAME OF RA ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! THOSE GEEKS ARE NOT MY FRIENDS!!!

Mokuba: O.o Sheesh. You don't have to yell.

Seto: *mutters* Whatever. You are NOT inviting those freaks here, Mokuba.

Mokuba: Okay…but can I still invite some people over, Seto? *puppy dog eyes*

Seto: Okay, okay! Go ahead. Invite whoever you want. Just not too many people…

Mokuba: Thanks, Seto! *grins evilly*

~Kaiba Mansion: October 25, 2004~

Doorbell: Ding, dong!

Mokuba: *runs to door and opens it* Oh, hey, Yugi and Yami! SETO! COMPANY'S HERE!

Seto: *walks in* Mokuba! I told you not to invite them! >.<

Mokuba: But Seto….you said whoever I want….*puppy dog eyes*

Seto: …fine. Hey! What are those sleeping bags for?

Yugi: Mokuba said it was a sleepover!

Seto: -_- Ugh….

Joey: *walks in* Hey guys….*glares at Kaiba* Hey, Mokuba--you never said that HE was going to be here!

Mokuba: -_-U It's Seto's birthday. That's why we're here.

Joey: …..oh

Seto: I guess the dog couldn't comprehend the idea of the celebration of the day I was born.

Joey: O.o Huh?

*ten seconds pass*

Joey: >.< I AM NOT A DAMN DOG, KAIBA!!!

Seto: Took you long enough….

Ryou: *enters with Bakura* G'day, mates!

Seto: No, it's not a good day…

Bakura: Pharaoh, your Puzzle will be mine!

Yami: In your dreams, you filthy Tomb Robber!

Bakura: Baka Pharaoh!

Yami: Sadistic bastard!

Bakura: Undeserving ruler!

Ryou: O.o Wow…he didn't even cuss that time.

Bakura: LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M HAVING AN IDENTITY CRISIS, HERE! T.T

Ryou: *whispers to Yugi* Sometimes, I'd swear my yami were a woman. He has that many mood swings.

Yugi: Join the club. Mine can be that way, too.

Ryou: Do you reckon it's an ancient spirit thing?

Yugi: *nods* Probably.

Marik: *enters with Malik* And as I was saying, I WILL RULE THE WORLD!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Malik: Do I look like I care?

Yami: *hero stance* I most certainly do!

Marik: You most certainly won't once your steroids wear out.

Yami: You should talk, Person-With-Veins-Popping-Out-Of-His-Head!

Seto: *rolls eyes*

Téa: *enters alongside Tristan* You know, drugs aren't funny, you guys. You know, I could hear you people arguing from a mile away! I think it's time for me to start another friendship speech…

Everyone but Téa: NOOO!!! *run away with their ears covered*

Weevil: You know, Téa, you're starting to BUG me!

Téa: I don't care, Weevil. I'm doing what's best for me and my friends!

Mai: I think your friends would rather fight than listen to you spout off friendship speeches…

Mako: Did someone say, 'spout'? That means there's WATER! And that mean's there's FISHIES!!! I can go talk to my fishie friends!!! ^_^

All but Mako: *sweatdrop* -_-U

Noah: Hey, what's whirlin' guys?

Seto: Noah?! What are you doing here?

Noah: I got bored torturing the Big 5 in my virtual world, so I decided to teleport myself by to see what's spinnin'.

Destiny (authoress): Actually, I invited him, cuz nobody ever invites Noah to parties…

Noah: Yes, they do! I'm a popular guy!

Seto: Is that in the virtual world, Noah, or the real world? Because I know you are one of what, maybe seven people in your virtual world…?

Noah: ^_^U

Rex: Yo! I heard there was an uproar at the Kaiba Mansion so I decided to stomp in and crash this partay!

Mokuba: Nuh-uh. You are NOT crashing my big brother's party!

Rex: -_- It's just an expression.

Mokuba: ….oh

Ishizu: *appears* I predicted that your brother would assemble a party, Seto Kaiba.

Seto: -_-() ….Ra help me….

Pegasus: Ohhh, Kaiba-boy!! I brought us some Funny Bunny tapes to watch! The entire Season 3!!! ^_^

Seto: Gahh!! *runs awaaaaay!*

Shadi: *mutters very quietly* There has been a disturbance in the mystic alignment…..all seven Millennium Items and all three Egyptian God Cards are on board this vessel….--I mean, inside this mansion.

Yugi: That's only because YOU are here. If you hadn't come, then the Scales and Key wouldn't be in the mansion.

Ishizu: Yeah, you bozo! If you hadn't decided to MAGICALLY appear on the blimp during the Battle City Finals, there wouldn't have been a 'disturbance in the mystic alignment'!

Shadi: *cringes* …But…I sensed a DISTURBANCE…

Ishizu: How could you 'sense a disturbance' if the Millennium Items were not all in the same place until AFTER you arrived…?

Shadi: ….um….

Espa Roba: Do not fear….for I, Espa Roba am here!!

Ryou: …I'm not even going to ASK….

Mokuba: How did you find out about Seto's party, Espa?

Espa: I predicted it would occur….duh!

Joey: Yeah, right. You're a psycho-fraud, you psycho-freak!

Tristan: You know that made absolutely no sense, right buddy?

Seto: It figures the mutt would say something so imbecilic….

Joey: >.< Kaiba…!!

*Joey and Kaiba start to brawl*

Mokuba: Seto! Joey! Stop!!

*they are now grappling*

Yami: CEASE THE VIOLENCE!!!

*Everyone freezes, including Joey and Kaiba. Kaiba is currently straddling Joey's hips (what a convenient position!) and holding Joey's arms above his head.*

Yami: *points at Joey and Kaiba* You two, break it up!

*Kaiba and Joey oblige*

Yami: Yes…you must always heed my words…FOR I AM THE ALMIGHTY PHARAOH!!!

Mokuba: O.o …..okay….

Yugi: So really, Espa; how did you find out about the party?

Espa: The cosmic forces told me!

*they all stare at Espa disbelievingly*

Espa: Actually, Rex told me about it.

All but Espa: *anime fall*

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Destiny: Well, I thought that would be a good note to end the chapter on. I'm going to get more into the murder stuff in the next couple of chapters, so bare w/ me, people! If you have any questions, comments, or suggestions, please tell me in a review! I'd be happy to hear about your ideas and concerns. Please review anyway and tell me what you think, and if I have hope for a humour kind of thing. I'm not sure if I'm too subtle or not….

Btw, are there any major characters that I am missing that you would like to see?