Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Yu-Gi-Oh on Jerry Springer ❯ Yu-Gi-Oh on Jerry Springer ( Chapter 1 )

Asuka: Hello readers, it's time for something new from me, Yu-gi-oh is like so cool so I thought I would write one about it.

Yugi: Why did it have to be Jerry Springer?

Asuka: Oh don't be such a baby, all I'm doing is airing your dirty laundry. *grins evilly*

Yugi: Ah… ha, ha… I don't have any dirty laundry. *looks around nervously*

Yami: What are you talking abut Yugi, yes you do.

Yugi: *hits Yami over the head* what did you go and say that for???

Yami: it's the truth *pokes tongue out at Yugi*

Asuka: O.o…. oooook I'll just leave you two alone to get this sorted out

Yami & Yugi: Oh no, you started this, you're not going anywhere *starts chasing after Asuka.*

Asuka: What a minute what am I doing? *stops and turns to face them* I'm the authoress you can't do this to me. I want help *Seto and Joey appear in front of Asuka* Yey help!

Seto: What are you doing you freaks, and why am I standing next to this dog?

Joey: Ay watch it Kaiba. *Growl*

Seto: you just proved my point dog boy.

Suddenly Tea, Mai, Tristan, Serenity and Mokuba turn up out of nowhere with purple chickens and candy apples.

Asuka: O.o

Joey: What's with da purple chickens? Hey is that a candy apple, Gimme, Gimme, Gimme *tries to get candy apple off Mai but falls flat on his face*

Mai: serves you right, never try and take anything from a lady.

Joey: *stands up* well if I ever see one I'll be sure to keep that in mind.

Mai: Why you little… *proceeds to strangle Joey*

Asuka: -_-U (AN: U is a sweatdrop) well on with the story, I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh and Jerry Springer or any of their characters.

Characters' still going at it in the background as we fade to the Jerry Springer's set.

"JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRY!!

Jerry: Hello everyone and welcome to another exciting episode of Jerry Springer. Today we have some very special guests, the cast of Yu-Gi-Oh have been trying their hardest to stop this information from coming to light, but on today's episode of Jerry, we Air their dirty laundry.

Music plays and sign pops up saying # Dirty Laundry of the Yu-Gi-Oh gang#

Jerry: Well my first guest says he like to run his company and he likes to sit for hours and stare at his shrine of a fellow gang member, please welcome Seto Kaiba!

*Crowd goes wild*

Seto walks to the end seat and sits down

Jerry: welcome Seto, so you have a secret that you would like to tell someone is that correct?

Seto: *going bright red* yes Jerry there is, it's Tea, I can't seem to get her off my mind. I sit for hours in front of that shrine I made for her, just staring at her.

Jerry: don't you think that's a little on the obsessive/stalker side of things?

Seto: *Sends Jerry death glares* I don't care, I love that girl and I'm going to tell her today.

Jerry: *gulping and fearing for his life* Well in that case lets bring out Tea.

Tea walks out in a big black trench coat and sits down next to Seto.

Jerry: Welcome Tea

Tea: Hi Jerry

Jerry: Well Seto, are you going to do what you came here to do?

Seto: *sends Jerry another death glare* yes I am *turns to Tea* Tea there's something I have been meaning to tell you for a long time. I…

Seto is interrupted as Yami runs out onto the stage

Yami: Nooooooo…

Tea: Yami, what are you doing?

Yami: O.o trying to stop Seto

Tea: trying to stop him from what? *glares angrily at Yami who shrinks in fear*

Yami: *in a small squeaky voice* from telling you that he loves you.

Tea: O.o *looks at Seto* is it true?

Seto: Yami, I'm going to KILL YOU! *Proceeds to run after Yami to kill him.*

Tea: O.o…

Just then Mokuba walks out on stage and Seto stops in his tracks.

Seto: Mokuba, what are you doing here, it's not a place for children!

Mokuba: *grins from ear to ear* I'm aloud to be here, I'm on the show.

Seto: O.O what?????? Why??

Mokuba: Well you see big brother, I was going through some of your stuff a while ago and I came across your Tea shrine.

Seto: *face drains of all blood* ….

Mokuba: but then I found something even more interesting, in the fake wall in your room I found a secret stash of porn and I've been reading it everyday you've been at work for the past eight months.

Seto: Mokuba!!!! You're my brother and I love you very much…. But I'M GUNNA KILL YOU!!!! *runs after Mokuba while still trying to catch Yami*

Tea: O.o…

Jerry: Ooook this has never happened before! Well on with our next guest, is a little fellow who has two people very close to him that he has something to tell. Come on out Yugi.

*Crown goes even more wild*

Yugi walks onto the stage and sits next to Tea.

Yugi: Hi Jerry, yes I have something Important to tell two people in my life first of all *turns to Tea* Tea, we've been friends for as while now and I just want to say that my feelings towards you have changed over the last couple of months. What I'm trying to say is I love you Tea.

Yami and Seto stop running and look to stare at Yugi with open mouths.

Seto: Hey! No fair! I was trying to kill two annoyances, when did you come out?

Yami: Yugi, you are my friend and confidant but how could you?

Yugi: Wait! I'm not finished yet *walks over to Yami* I love you too Yami!

Yami: O.o Ah… Yugi… I… *is interrupted by Seto laughing*

Seto: Oh my fucking god! I thought you were weird Yugi but I had no idea you were Bi! *Continues to laugh*

Yugi: *going bright red* yeah well I am so go fuck yourself Kaiba!

Tea: O.o…

Yami: I have a confession to make! I too love Tea! And I secretly follow her around and stare at her.

Tea: *snapping out of her trance* YOU WHAT!!!!

Yami: yes Tea, I know about you being a dominatrix!

Crowd: *Gasp*

Tea: *removes the big black jacket to reveal a dominatrix outfit* yes I am!

Yami, Seto and Yugi: O.O *staring at Tea*

Tea sits back down

Jerry: Ok things are starting to get interesting. Now lets see who comes out next? Ah here we are please welcome our next guest he has been called a dog many a time, but now his secret is revealed. Please welcome Joey.

Joey walks out on stage in a dog outfit walking on all fours.

Seto: *rolling on the floor by this time from laughing so hard* I knew it, I just knew it!

Joey: Yeah well ya know what Kaiba?

Seto: What is it wheeler?

Joey: *Growls* I can bite whoever I want when I'm like this, I sit at home some days and pretend I'm a dog and now I can show you what a real dog is made of. *lunges for Seto*

Seto: Argh! *runs away*

Joey: come back here you coward! *barks*

Jerry and Tea: O.o…

Jerry: Oook our next guest has a very strange and disturbing secret to tell her boyfriend so I'll bring out Mai.

Joey stops in his tracks and looks at Mai.

Mai: hey honey, I've got something to tell you.

Joey: *cautiously walks up to Mai* Yeah, what is it?

Mai: well we've been together for a while now and we haven't done anything, do you want to know why?

Joey: *thinks for a minute* yeah actually

Mai: well you see Joey, I'm actually a man and I'm in the process of getting a sex change.

Joey: O.o… I'm datin a Tran! *Proceeds to faint*

Mai: Oh Joey *shakes head*

Tristan walks out on stage

Tristan: Hey guys whats goin on?

Tea: well, Yami, Seto and Yugi are in love with me, Yugi's Bi and loves both and and Yami, Yami is a stalker, Seto has a shrine of me, Mokuba has been reading Setos secret porn stash for the last eight months, joey pretends he really IS a dog, Mai is a shemale and I'm a dominatrix. That's it I think, did I leave anything out *proceeds to think*

Tristan: O.o…. Ooook

Tea: what about you? What's your dirty laundry?

Tristan: *grins like an idiot* I'm a genius.

Tea: *burst out laughing* yeah right!

Tristan: *rambles off some mathematical equation that university level* there!

Tea: O.o… oh my god, you were telling the truth! *faints, the thought of Tristan being smart was to much for her*

Jerry: ok now lets bring out Serenity *sits down in the audience with a big bucket of popcorn*

Serenity walks out onto the stage

Tristan: *at Serenity's side in a flash* what is a lovely girl like you doing on a show like this?

Serenity: Actually Tristan I have a reason to be, you see, I went to the hospital where I was born and they told me that I'm not Joeys sister.

Tristan: *gasp*

Serenity: I'm yours

Tristan: Oh my god, I'm in love with my sister… Nooooooooo!!!!!! *Hits head repeatedly against brick wall*

Serenity: It's ok we can still be friends.

Tristan faints

Merik walks on carrying the melemium rod and Yami, Yugi and Seto proceed to shield Tea's unconscious body from him.

Merik: What are you fools doing I'm not here to hurt her, I too love her and I have a confession to make…

Bakura walks out onto the stage

Bakura: What are you doing Merik? You know your not supposed to be talking to the enemy BROTHER!

Everyone except Bakura: *Gasp*

Bakura: Oh and brother, I'm going to tell them something you didn't want anyone to know!

Merik: you wouldn't!

Bakura: try me, everyone, Merik has always wanted to be a FLORIST! And he gardens in his spare time talking to the flowers *proceeds to break into evil laughter*

Merik: *sends Bakura's soul to the shadow realm* MWAHAHAHAHA!!!! Now who will be next! *sends random people from the audience to the shadow realm*

Jerry: Hey, you can't do that! *gets sent to the shadow realm my Merik*

Suddenly out of nowhere Pegasus is standing in the middle of the stage in a pair of pink tights and a tutu.

Everyone else: O.oU…

Pegasus: *doing his rendition of swan lake* I love to be a pretty ballerina

Asuka walks out on stage

Asuka: ok this is getting out of hand here people. *turns to look at the strange scene behind her*

Asuka: Oh well, this was a look at the inside minds of the Yu-Gi-Oh gang, ok well I know none of this would really happen but I thought it would be a good laugh anyways. And sorry to all of those who took offence to this story.

Seto: why did I have to have a shrine of Tea!!!!

Asuka: because I said so *sticks tongue out at Seto*

Mokuba: I like what I did. *gets a clip under the ear from Seto* Ow! What was that for?

Seto: you shouldn't be reading those things

Mokuba: you do!

Seto:….

Mokuba: HA! I win!

Tea: I'm glad I was a dominatrix.

Everyone else: O.o *crickets chirp*

Tea: what?

Joey: My womans a man *begins to cry*

Mai: Hey my mans a dog! Do you hear me complaining?

Joey: O.oU

Bakura: why did I have to be sent to the shadow realm??

Merik: because you're an annoying little speak that should be destroyed *sends him to the shadow realm again*

Bakura: But why? *dies*

Tristan: I know this would happen!

Yugi: how?

Tristan: *Smiles* cause I'm a genius!

Asuka: ok, ok this is the end, if you like it, I'll write another one, it may or may not be like this one that depends on you, I just wrote this cause I was bored one day!

BYE FOR NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

Walks away with a flock of purple chickens following and turns to them with an axe

Asuka: don't worry I don't want to hurt you little chickens.

THE END!!!!!!!!

Jerry: *walking around the shadow realm* where am I? *Looks around and sees a monster and starts to interview it*

Monster: O.oU…. god your annoying, just fucking die! *attacks Jerry*

Jerry: Argh NOOOOO!!!!!!! *Proceeds to get eaten*

Is this the end of our favorite show host?

YUP!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!! He may come back in my next story though.

NOW IT REALLY IS THE END!!!!!