Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Yu-Gi-Oh Outtakes ❯ Chapter 1

Yu-Gi-Oh outtakes



3. 2. 1. BIP.

Pegasus and Kaiba do battle.

Kaiba- This is the only move I can make. Revive Saki the dark clown.

Pegasus- Too bad. Now FEEL MY WRATH!

Screen fades to black.

Kaiba's voice- Oh yeah! I feel it! I'M FEELING YOUR WRATH! OH YES!

Pegasus's voice- Hey! Let go of that!

Kaiba- Oh. Hehe sorry.

BIP.

Kaiba gets ready to duel pegasus.

Kaiba- okay Pegasus, we'll be using my duel disk system.

Pegasus takes one of the circular shaped devices.

Pegasus- But Kaiba boy, I'm afraid I don't know how it works. Do I spin like a top, or throw it like a frisbee!

He throws it, but it hits the camera man, and knocks him unconscious!

director- CUT!

Pegasus- Oh dear, that's the fifth camera man in a row.



BIP

Pegasus tries the discus line again, except this time, the duel disk device hits Bakura!

Director- Cut!

Bakura- OW! I think I need an advil.



BIP

Yugi does battle with Mai.

Yugi- I play the Mystical Elf in defense mode..

Mai- In case you forgot, the shadow eye brings all of your monsters from defense mode to attack mode.

Yugi- Correction. It puts all MALE monsters into attack mode. But my elf is a female monster, therefore...

He looks at his elf in surprise.

Yugi- Wait a minute. She's going to attack mode!

Director- CUT! Okay, who gave him the lesbian elf?

Yegi- Uh... I'll trade you my elf for that Harpy feather duster.

BIP

Joey and Tristan are back stage.

Tristan- Hey Joey, look at what I got? You'll never look at Te'a the same way.

He hands Joey an item.

Joey- What? these are just duel monster cards. Dark magician, curse of dragon...

Tristan- Those are Yugi's cards!

Joey- Then that must mean...

Tristan- OH CRAP! YUGI!

Meanwhile, in the actual scene...

Yugi- I play my dark ma... What the? This isn't dark magician, it's... Te'a?

He looks at the photo in mazement.

Yugi- Why Te'a, I never saw this side of you before.

Te'a- What do you mean? Let me see that.

She takes the photo away from Yugi.

Te'a- Oh my god! How did you get...

Joey- Wait, Yugi, DON'T PLAY DARK... Ah man, we're too late.

Director- Somebody explain to me what's going on here.

Joey- It's a long story.

He yanks the photo out of the hand of an irritateed Te'a.

Joey- In the meantime, look this over.

Director- Hmm. Hey Te'a, you could post thes on the internet or something.

BIP

Pegasus just took Yugi's Grandpa's soul, and everything returns back to normal.

Tristan- Whoa. What just happened?

Te'a- Oh my god, look at Yugi's grandpa!

They look, and see what Pegasus has done.

Joey- too bad. He was the best sex partner I... Wait a minute, that's not my line.

Director- Cut! Cue card man, what the hell is going on.

cue card man- Oh sorry, that was the card from tonight's episode of 7th Heaven.

BIP

Tristan wanders around Pegasus's castle.

Tristan- Man, I'm beat.

We see him walk off camera. We then hear him open a door, and we hear the screams of Yugi in millinium demon form and Te'a.

Tristan- Sorry!

He walks back on camera, then back off. Then runs back on camera.

Tristan- Wait a second!

He runs back off camera, and opens the door again, and gets the same reaction.

Tristan- HA! I knew it! I knew...

camera man- What do you think you're doing with my camera?

Tristan- Uh... Nothing.

BIP

Tristan and Bakura are cornered by guards as Tristan tries to save Mokuba. Just then, Bakura's millinium demon takes over. He draws a card.

Bakura- It's time I brought some help from the shadow realm. BRING THIS CARD TO LIFE!

But instead of a monster, Te'a appears in a skimpy bikini!

Te'a- What the...? HEY!

director- CUT!

Te'a- One minute I'm cheering on Yugi, next thing I know, I end up in this dungeon in a bikini!

Tristan- We really need to get rid of that photo.