Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Yu-Gi-Oh Owner's Manual ❯ Yami Marik ( Chapter 4 )

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Anime Owners Guide Manual

 

Congratulations… you have selected Yami Marik. WHY THE HELL DID YOU PICK HIM!? Hopefully you will survive to tell others NEVER to buy this product.

 

The makers of this prodect are NOT responsible for any injuries and/or deaths that result in the usage of this product. Buy at own risk. DO NOT SUE THE MAKERS!!! IT'S YOUR OWN DAMN FAULT IF YOU DIE OR WORSE!!!

 

Accessories:

 

1 duel deck

 

1 Egyptian god card (Don't try to steal it)

 

5 tonnes of hair gel

 

2 capes

 

1 Millenium Rod (Keep it away at your own expense)

 

Relationships:

 

Marik: He is Yami Marik's hikari, so be careful what you do to harm him. Cause if he gets pissed… let's just say you might want to have good insurance, and A LOT of good luck… also be forewarned that he might end up dead.

 

Ryou: Just keep him away, you'll be left with an empty shell…

 

Tea: Don't even bother to get these two together, keep them as far away as possible.

 

Tristan: …

 

Joey: He'll end up having a near death experience…

 

Yugi: Bad idea. He might end up dead, or worse.

 

Mai: …

 

Ishizu: No…

 

Odion: Might work… don't get your hopes up though…

 

Yami: DO NOT ATTEMPT! NEVER EVER EVER PUT THESE TWO IN THE SAME ROOM IF YOU WANT TO LIVE! ON SECOND THOUGHT, WHY THE HELL DID YOU BUY A YAMI MARIK IN THE FIRST PLACE!?

 

Pegasus: No.

 

FAQ:

 

Q: My house caught fire a few times. Does this have something to do with my neighbor's Yami?

A: Yes. Here's an idea: MOVE OUT!

 

Q: I keep having to buy Teas. Why?

 

A: Did you even read the manual?

 

Q: I love you. Marry me please?

 

A: ……………

 

Q: My Yami Marik keeps trying to blow up my house, is there something wrong with him?

 

A: Nothing's wrong with him. He's just being himself. Try to keep him away from anything that can be used as a weapon. Try buying an airgun that fires forks. Those are fun.

 

Q: I think there's something wrong with mine. He's acting nice. Something wrong?

 

A: Sue the company. Or you can look at this as a bonus, it could be a good thing. I think you might have gotten the rare factory reject, his personality is the polar opposite of what it should be, either that or he's just pretending…

 

Q: My Yami plushies are being torched, doe my Yami Marik have something to do with it?

 

A: Do you people ever learn? Your Yami Marik is torching them. Take away what he's using at your OWN risk.