Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Yu-Gi-Oh! Phone Messages ❯ Seto Kaiba ( Chapter 1 )

Yu-Gi-Oh! Phone Messages

 

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh!

Summary: Regular phone messages. Yu-Gi-Oh, Style!!

 

Recording 1: Seto Kaiba

 

“You have reached Kaiba's phone which I don't know how you managed to get this. I'm a very very busy man so if you want to make an appointment to duel and be defeated by me. Just say so. And if you're Yugi, don't even try to bother me with your heart of the cards blabber; you gave me enough headaches already.”

 

(BEEP)

 

Message 1: Joey Wheeler.

Hey Kaiba! What's up with the stinking and arrogant attitude?! If you wanna duel just say so man! Don't need to be such an asshole! And what do you mean by `defeated by me'?! Aww man…you're getting on-

 

-- Your message is too long and has been cut off --

 

Message 2: Yami.

Kaiba! I'm going to make you pay! You make my aibou cry! The heart of the cards is very important for a true duelist!! So…call me later for a duel! You heard me!!

 

Message 3: Unknown

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! IDIOTIC SETH! Give me your cards, money, and technology or your brother suffers!!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

Message 4: Mokuba

O.o Uh..Onii-chan! I've called to ask you to help me bring my notebook I left at home. Hope I wasn't bothering you. Oh and brother? If there's a person asking for ransom. Just completely ignore him, I'm perfectly fine.

 

Message 5: Joey Wheeler.

?! What's going on?! Why is my message cut off! I swear Kaiba someday I will-

 

-- This contact has been banned for being annoying. --

 

Message 6: BIG 5

Seto Kaiba! Just you wait! We, the ever great BIG 5 will reven-

 

-- This contact also has been banned for no reason at all. --

 

Message 7: Marik

DIE EVIL DIE!! MUAHAHAHA!! GIVE ME OBELIS-

 

--Your message has been BANNED by the undefeatable and always victorious except lost to Yami, Kaiba! --

 

Message 8: Ryou

Um..Kaiba? I'm so sorry! My Yami has been bothering you! Bakura come back here!!! TWACK!!

 

Bakura: Ouch!! That hurts!! T_T

 

-- BEEEP --

 

Message 9: Isis

Kaiba-san. We need to have a talk. My Obe-

 

-Your message is so annoying so it have been cut off-

 

( Seto Kaiba wondered why he even knew these people in the first place. He's also very grateful that he paid extra for the banning system. )