Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Yu-Gi-Oh Talkshow! ❯ Week Three ( Chapter 3 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: Sakura22 
This is the chapter where the little chunks of Pokemon come into play...for all you non-Pokemon fans, don't worry, just skip through that part, I don't care. It doesn't really have much to do with the actual Talkshow...
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 08.08.2002 | Updated On: 08.08.2002 | Pages: 3 | Words: 998 | Visits: 354 | Status: Completed
This is the chapter where the little chunks of Pokemon come into play...for all you non-Pokemon fans, don't worry, just skip through that part, I don't care. It doesn't really have much to do with the actual Talkshow...
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 08.08.2002 | Updated On: 08.08.2002 | Pages: 3 | Words: 998 | Visits: 354 | Status: Completed
Yu-Gi-Oh Talkshow
Week three
Ah…is the camera working yet? Good…live, in 3, 2, 1…go!
Sakura: Welcome again to the Yu-Gi-Oh Talkshow! It's not like we're back by popular demand, but we're back anyways! Um, I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh or Pokémon. And today we're going to do…um, we gotta start making this up ahead of time. Hey, clone!
Clone Sakura: What? I'm the backstage director, stop bugging me!
Sakura: What did you want to do this week?
Clone Sakura: …? Oh yeah! Gosh the time flew away…I didn't have time to make anything up!
Everybody except Clone Sakura: ::sweatdrop::
Sakura: Okay, so what are we going to do?
::a large concrete block falls from the ceiling::
Sakura: Oh, no!!!! The Writer's Block!!
Yugi: How do you know that?
Sakura: ::points to letters carved in the rock that says WRITER'S BLOCK::
Clone Sakura: Oh, no…this will take a while. And the cable modem is down, so we can't even read fanfics on the internet!!
Sakura: Oh, no! The cable is down?
Clone Sakura: Yup. Clone 12 is using it for one of her experiments.
Sakura: No!! Not an experiment!!
::zap::
::everybody except clones 2-4 and 6-17 are suddenly in a forest::
Voice: Come on, Ash, you didn't get us lost again, did you?
Voice 2: Uh…heheh, we're not lost, we just…don't know where we are.
Voice: You're so hopeless.
Voice 3: ::exasperated:: Pika…
Voice 4: Let's make camp here for the night. We'll find our way in the morning.
Sakura: CLONE 12 YOU BETTER GET US OUT OF HERE THIS INSTANT!!!!!
::zap::
::everybody is back in the studio::
Sakura: …Wait… ::counts under breath:: Where's Clone 5?
::back in the forest::
Voice 4: Hello, young lady, I'm Brock. Maybe you can grace me with your beautiful name?
Clone Sakura 3: Hi, Brock, I'm Clone Sakura 5.
Voice 4 (Brock): Clone Sakura 5? You mean there's more of you?
Voice (Misty): ::stops inches away from pulling Brock away by the ear, temorarily shocked:: Where are they all?
Clone Sakura 5: They all got teleported back to the studio because Clone 12 was doing her experiments again.
Voice 2 (Ash): Clone 12?
Clone Sakura 5: Yup, there are 17 of us.
Voice 3 (Pikachu): Pika?
::back at the studio::
::all of the clones except 5 are standing in a line crying::
Clone Sakura 6: Goodbye, number 5, I'm gonna miss you…
Clone Sakura 12: I'm so sorry…it was all my fault.
Clone Sakura 17: You're absolutely right it was all your fault!
Clone Sakura 14: You were the one that suggested number 12 should use the cable line!
::argument continues::
Sakura: Alright, alright, that's it! Clones 6-17, back in the clone machine!
::clones 6-17 open the door and go inside the boxy machine, Sakura tinkers around and presses a button, then opens the door again, and is happy to find all the clones she wanted gone were, she had kept clones 1-5 because they all had their boys and Clone 5 was nowhere to be found::
Everybody: Yay!!
Sakura: Okay, for those of you just tuning in, this is supposed to be Yu-Gi-Oh Talkshow, but we've been getting a little off track…clones 6-17 are gone!!
Bakura: Where is Clone 5?
::back in the forest::
Brock: ::sitting next to Clone Sakura 5:: Do you like my cooking?
Clone Sakura 5: I love it!
Brock: ::taking her hands:: And do you like me?
Misty: ::smacks head::
Ash: ::rolls eyes::
Pikachu: ::sighs::
Clone Sakura 5: I love you, Brock!
::back at the studio::
Sakura: Okay, so really…::glares at the large writer's block still on the stage:: What are we going to do?
Yugi: We could duel again.
Sakura: We did that last week.
Yugi: Um, we could have more discussions…we never did get around to all the characters.
Sakura: That's a great idea! ::takes cards out of her pocket:: Seto Kaiba, you're next.
Kaiba: Why should I talk to you? You beat me already.
Sakura: Look, it's not me, it's the stupid question cards, alright!?
Kaiba: Have it your way.
Sakura: …What was it like having your soul stolen…oh, no. ::gulp::
Kaiba: ::looking angry, he runs backstage and grabs Clone Sakura:: Why did you write that question?
Bakura: Hey! That's my girl you're talking about!
Kaiba: Shut up!
Clone Sakura: ::gives Kaiba a good kick, which hits Kaiba squarely in the ribs; Kaiba loosens his grip for a second and Clone Sakura runs away to stand next to Bakura:: Don't try that again!
Kaiba: ::holding his ribs where Clone Sakura kicked him:: Eh…I won't….
Clone Sakura 3: Hey! Don't hurt my clone like that! You've got me!
Kaiba: Eh…
::back in the forest::
Brock: I didn't know you felt the same way!
Clone Sakura 5: Oh, Brock! ::hugs him::
Ash, Misty, and Pikachu: ::sweatdrop::
Togepi: Tookie-tookie-brrriiii!!!!
::back at the studio::
Sakura: Enough fighting! We're almost out of time anyway!
Yugi: Really?
Bakura: That didn't take too long…
Sakura: ::looks up from writing the fic:: I've got a writer's block…I seem to be better with Brock in the Ilex Forest…so…
::back in Ilex Forest::
Misty: Well, Brock, you've finally found a girl who loves you back…
Ash: You know, Misty, that girl kinda looks like you…orangey hair, greenish eyes…
Misty: You're right…
Brock: ::not noticing anything other than Clone Sakura 5, holding her hands:: I didn't know you felt the same way!
Clone Sakura 5: ::also not noticing anyone other than Brock:: How could you think that?
::back at the studio, time's up::
Sakura: Okay, thanks! Goodbye and see you next week!
::credits role::
WRITTEN BY
Sakura22
WRITTEN AT
4:36 PM eastern/standard time
BACKSTAGE DIRECTOR
Clone Sakura
CAST
Sakura
Clone Sakura
Clone Sakuras 2-17
Yugi Muto
Yami Yugi
Téa Gardner
Joey Wheeler
Tristan Taylor
Mai Valentine
Bakura Ryou
Yami Bakura
Seto Kaiba
Mokuba Kaiba
Maximillion Pegasus
Sugoroku Muto
'Bandit' Keith Howard
Weevil Underwood
Rex Raptor
The Paradox Brothers
Bones
Shadi
SPECIAL THANKS TO
Kvaedi for her email
Brockiepoo15 for info from her site
DO OWN
Sakura
All Clone Sakuras
This fanfiction
DO NOT OWN
Yu-Gi-Oh
Pokémon
WHY ARE YOU WASTING YOUR TIME READING THIS?
AREN'T YOU BRAINWASHED ENOUGH?
Week three
Ah…is the camera working yet? Good…live, in 3, 2, 1…go!
Sakura: Welcome again to the Yu-Gi-Oh Talkshow! It's not like we're back by popular demand, but we're back anyways! Um, I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh or Pokémon. And today we're going to do…um, we gotta start making this up ahead of time. Hey, clone!
Clone Sakura: What? I'm the backstage director, stop bugging me!
Sakura: What did you want to do this week?
Clone Sakura: …? Oh yeah! Gosh the time flew away…I didn't have time to make anything up!
Everybody except Clone Sakura: ::sweatdrop::
Sakura: Okay, so what are we going to do?
::a large concrete block falls from the ceiling::
Sakura: Oh, no!!!! The Writer's Block!!
Yugi: How do you know that?
Sakura: ::points to letters carved in the rock that says WRITER'S BLOCK::
Clone Sakura: Oh, no…this will take a while. And the cable modem is down, so we can't even read fanfics on the internet!!
Sakura: Oh, no! The cable is down?
Clone Sakura: Yup. Clone 12 is using it for one of her experiments.
Sakura: No!! Not an experiment!!
::zap::
::everybody except clones 2-4 and 6-17 are suddenly in a forest::
Voice: Come on, Ash, you didn't get us lost again, did you?
Voice 2: Uh…heheh, we're not lost, we just…don't know where we are.
Voice: You're so hopeless.
Voice 3: ::exasperated:: Pika…
Voice 4: Let's make camp here for the night. We'll find our way in the morning.
Sakura: CLONE 12 YOU BETTER GET US OUT OF HERE THIS INSTANT!!!!!
::zap::
::everybody is back in the studio::
Sakura: …Wait… ::counts under breath:: Where's Clone 5?
::back in the forest::
Voice 4: Hello, young lady, I'm Brock. Maybe you can grace me with your beautiful name?
Clone Sakura 3: Hi, Brock, I'm Clone Sakura 5.
Voice 4 (Brock): Clone Sakura 5? You mean there's more of you?
Voice (Misty): ::stops inches away from pulling Brock away by the ear, temorarily shocked:: Where are they all?
Clone Sakura 5: They all got teleported back to the studio because Clone 12 was doing her experiments again.
Voice 2 (Ash): Clone 12?
Clone Sakura 5: Yup, there are 17 of us.
Voice 3 (Pikachu): Pika?
::back at the studio::
::all of the clones except 5 are standing in a line crying::
Clone Sakura 6: Goodbye, number 5, I'm gonna miss you…
Clone Sakura 12: I'm so sorry…it was all my fault.
Clone Sakura 17: You're absolutely right it was all your fault!
Clone Sakura 14: You were the one that suggested number 12 should use the cable line!
::argument continues::
Sakura: Alright, alright, that's it! Clones 6-17, back in the clone machine!
::clones 6-17 open the door and go inside the boxy machine, Sakura tinkers around and presses a button, then opens the door again, and is happy to find all the clones she wanted gone were, she had kept clones 1-5 because they all had their boys and Clone 5 was nowhere to be found::
Everybody: Yay!!
Sakura: Okay, for those of you just tuning in, this is supposed to be Yu-Gi-Oh Talkshow, but we've been getting a little off track…clones 6-17 are gone!!
Bakura: Where is Clone 5?
::back in the forest::
Brock: ::sitting next to Clone Sakura 5:: Do you like my cooking?
Clone Sakura 5: I love it!
Brock: ::taking her hands:: And do you like me?
Misty: ::smacks head::
Ash: ::rolls eyes::
Pikachu: ::sighs::
Clone Sakura 5: I love you, Brock!
::back at the studio::
Sakura: Okay, so really…::glares at the large writer's block still on the stage:: What are we going to do?
Yugi: We could duel again.
Sakura: We did that last week.
Yugi: Um, we could have more discussions…we never did get around to all the characters.
Sakura: That's a great idea! ::takes cards out of her pocket:: Seto Kaiba, you're next.
Kaiba: Why should I talk to you? You beat me already.
Sakura: Look, it's not me, it's the stupid question cards, alright!?
Kaiba: Have it your way.
Sakura: …What was it like having your soul stolen…oh, no. ::gulp::
Kaiba: ::looking angry, he runs backstage and grabs Clone Sakura:: Why did you write that question?
Bakura: Hey! That's my girl you're talking about!
Kaiba: Shut up!
Clone Sakura: ::gives Kaiba a good kick, which hits Kaiba squarely in the ribs; Kaiba loosens his grip for a second and Clone Sakura runs away to stand next to Bakura:: Don't try that again!
Kaiba: ::holding his ribs where Clone Sakura kicked him:: Eh…I won't….
Clone Sakura 3: Hey! Don't hurt my clone like that! You've got me!
Kaiba: Eh…
::back in the forest::
Brock: I didn't know you felt the same way!
Clone Sakura 5: Oh, Brock! ::hugs him::
Ash, Misty, and Pikachu: ::sweatdrop::
Togepi: Tookie-tookie-brrriiii!!!!
::back at the studio::
Sakura: Enough fighting! We're almost out of time anyway!
Yugi: Really?
Bakura: That didn't take too long…
Sakura: ::looks up from writing the fic:: I've got a writer's block…I seem to be better with Brock in the Ilex Forest…so…
::back in Ilex Forest::
Misty: Well, Brock, you've finally found a girl who loves you back…
Ash: You know, Misty, that girl kinda looks like you…orangey hair, greenish eyes…
Misty: You're right…
Brock: ::not noticing anything other than Clone Sakura 5, holding her hands:: I didn't know you felt the same way!
Clone Sakura 5: ::also not noticing anyone other than Brock:: How could you think that?
::back at the studio, time's up::
Sakura: Okay, thanks! Goodbye and see you next week!
::credits role::
WRITTEN BY
Sakura22
WRITTEN AT
4:36 PM eastern/standard time
BACKSTAGE DIRECTOR
Clone Sakura
CAST
Sakura
Clone Sakura
Clone Sakuras 2-17
Yugi Muto
Yami Yugi
Téa Gardner
Joey Wheeler
Tristan Taylor
Mai Valentine
Bakura Ryou
Yami Bakura
Seto Kaiba
Mokuba Kaiba
Maximillion Pegasus
Sugoroku Muto
'Bandit' Keith Howard
Weevil Underwood
Rex Raptor
The Paradox Brothers
Bones
Shadi
SPECIAL THANKS TO
Kvaedi for her email
Brockiepoo15 for info from her site
DO OWN
Sakura
All Clone Sakuras
This fanfiction
DO NOT OWN
Yu-Gi-Oh
Pokémon
WHY ARE YOU WASTING YOUR TIME READING THIS?
AREN'T YOU BRAINWASHED ENOUGH?