Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Yugi-Ho ❯ One-Shot

Disclaimer: I don't know why I'm writing this, cause you all know for a fact that no one on this two-bit crazed Otaku outlet for creation website, own any of these characters. Except for those who are cunning enough to spend the few spare moments of the day making up strange and unusual characters for the less creative people to gawk at and pine for.

By: TAICHI of the Sinsisters

One cloudy and/or overcast day in May, Ryou and Pegasus went on a trip to New Hampshire in a senior citizen's tour bus…don't ask us why. When suddenly, the bus hit a giant pothole and popped the two front wheels! (how convenient.^^)

The bus skidded to a stop with sparks flying everywhere from the connection between the black top and metal. Cautiously the two stepped off to stretch their legs when there was a rustle in the bushes nearby and out popped Yugi-Ho!

Now Yugi-Ho was no regular young boy. He was dressed from head to toe in leather and chains, kind of like in the series but more suggestive in the sense that he kind of resembled Frank n' Furter from the Rocky Horror Picture Show (I love that guy! ^_^).

Sauntering up to Pegasus, Yugi-Ho licked his lips seductively.

" Hey, you must be Yugi-Ho, the world's best ranked boy slut next to Seto Kaiba, who has only been removed once!" Pegasus observed, tucking his white hair behind his ear and smiling. (It's not white, it's blonde I tell you!!! Right Pishen? ><)

" Yeah, so what you wanna make something of it?" Yugi-Ho smirked, tracing little patterns on the older man's chest, while looking up at him with hungry eyes. " I'll be anything you want me to be for fifty yen." (Cheap no?)

" Alright!" Ryou laughed, not quite fully understanding what the youth was getting at. Pulling a shiny fifty yen piece out of the pocket of his pea coat, he handed it to Yugi-Ho, who promptly shoved it down his pants. " Be a… um… monkey! Yes, be a monkey." Ryou giggled, expecting a good tree swinging Onkeyma (monkey in pig-Latin, for lack of better term.) impression, but he got more. A lot more. Yugi-Ho smiled brightly then began to howl madly and beat his chest. Jumping on Ryou, he began to dry hump every inch of his body.

" WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! I'm royalty you know!!!" Ryou cried helplessly, trying to bat the crazy boy off his body as Yugi-Ho glued himself to Ryou's face. "Nooooooooooooooooooo not my perfection!!!! WWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHYYYYYYY!!!! Not the face!! Oh sweet mother Mary and all the ships at sea!!!"

By now Pegasus was rolling on the grassy turf laughing his child-molesting head off, but secretly wishing that he were in Ryou's situation right now, because he has longed for Yugi-Ho since…`nam. What he needed now was a terribly cunning plan! Thinking quickly, Pegasus yanked a few bills out of his pocket and waved them in the air calling,

" Hey Yugi boooooooooyyyyyyyyyy!!!!! What do you say, shall we take it for a spin? Huuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmm?" He smiled brightly, trying to strike a sexy pose. Yugi-Ho stared at the currency waving in the air and nodded his head more times then necessary. Jumping off of Ryou who by now had one of the biggest nosebleeds in the history of fanfiction, rushed over to Pegasus and glomped his legs. (Considering that's all he can reach. ><)

So to make a long story short, Peg-Leg got his jollies, and the bus was magically restored. And Ryou? He suffered from extreme blood loss and is now under the well-paid and careful eye of one Dr. Green from NBC's hit drama ER. With the proper treatment, he should be fully recovered and released by next Tuesday. As for Yugi-Ho, he got paid and is still tromping around the woods of New England as we speak, shaking his boo-tay for all the wildlife to see.

END

Taichi: Well, we thought it was a decent brain fart…>< that's saying something isn't it?

Pyrro: Damn right. Heh, I liked it!

Taichi: - -;; That's saying something too...

Pyrro: o.O Ungrateful bitch.

R n' R!