Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Yugi Teen Duelforce ❯ The pilot ( Chapter 1 )
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By: slightlybrackish 
Meet the characters/return of MC Pee Pants(aka Otogi Ryuuji)
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 07.21.2004 | Pages: 3 | Words: 2.7K | Visits: 435 | Status: Work In Progress
Meet the characters/return of MC Pee Pants(aka Otogi Ryuuji)
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 07.21.2004 | Pages: 3 | Words: 2.7K | Visits: 435 | Status: Work In Progress
Yugi Teen Duelforce
Chapter One: The Pilot
A/N: I don't own ATHF or YGO, so don't sue me! Please? It's 4 da shorteez...(if you get that, I'll hug you)
All right, characters go as follows (Japanese names here, so if you don't know one look 'er up!)
Master Shake = Yami no Bakura (Bakura)
Frylock = Kujaku Mai
Meatwad = Mutoh Yuugi
Carl = Kaiba Seto
MC Pee Pants/Sir Loin = Otogi Ryuugi
All other characters will be announced when brought up!! Just to make sure that you know what you're reading, it's a Yu-Gi-Oh parody of Aquateen Hunger Force, two of my all-time favorite shows!! Some of the important plotlines will either appear here or be damn close to the plotlines here, so if you've seen most/all of the episodes, you'll have an idea what's going on.
Pilot:
Zoom in on a house in the middle of New Jersey, where loud music is blasting.
Yugi: [dancing] Whatcha want? You know I got it! Whatcha need? You know I got it!!
Bakura: DAMNIT Yugi! You've been playing the same song repeatedly for the last week now!
Yugi: [nods] I know, I know. Dontcha like it Bakura?
Bakura: NO!! And if you don't turn this off, I'll shove that stereo in your ass!
Yugi: [turns off stereo & backs away]
Mai: [annoyed] What is going on out here?
Bakura: [annoyed] You can't say you haven't heard Yugi's stupid song nonstop?
Mai: [shrugs] Yeah, but it's not that big of a deal. Calm down, Bakura. He turned it-
Yugi: [turns stereo back on & sings] Whatcha want? Baby I got it...
Mai: [screaming] YUGI!!
Bakura: I'm going to put him in a blender.
Mai: No you aren't. Come on, Yugi, listen to something else.
Yugi: But I like this! [dances]
Bakura: [goes for the blender] I can't take it anymore.
Mai: Let's just get him something new to listen to.
Bakura: [angry] Fine. [leaves to get Yugi something else to listen to]
Yugi: Man, what's his problem?
Mai: I don't care, Yugi-if you don't turn this shit off. I'm letting Bakura stick you in the blender.
Yugi: [scared] Man, you guys gotta give it a chance! Get down with da Ryuuji!
Bakura: [returns] Here you go.
Mai: [grabs CD] Bakura! You gave him a Marilyn Manson CD?
Bakura: It's a hell of a lot better than his shit.
Yugi: GUYS!! Stop that! If you keep swearin, they're gonna have to up our rating!
Bakura: [puts Marilyn Manson in Yugi's CD player] There.
Mai: That is not gonna work.
Bakura: Yes it is.
Yugi: Yeah, I like that fine! [dances]
Bakura: See. [leaves]
Mai: Whatever...[leaves] [shuts door]
Yugi: Heh. Heh. Heh. [takes Marilyn Manson out and puts his old CD back in] [sings] Whatcha want, baby I got it!
Bakura: [flat-out pissed off] WHERE IS THE BLENDER?? WHERE IS IT?? WHERE IS IT??
Mai: [carless] I don't know. Go borrow our neighbor's. He shouldn't mind.
Bakura: All right. Go get it.
Mai: No.
Bakura: [silent]
Mai: You want it so bad, get it yourself. [goes back to her room]
Bakura: Shit. [walks nextdoor, knocks]
Kaiba: What the hell do you want?
Bakura: I want to borrow your blender.
Kaiba: [opens the door] Why?
Bakura: [grinning] I'm sticking Yugi in it.
Kaiba: Is he the one that's been playing that damn song?
Bakura: Yes. I'm going to slaugher him.
Kaiba: Hang on a second. [walks away]
Bakura: All right. Nice TV, by the way.
Kaiba: [comes back with a semi-automatic] Thanks. And here, try this.
Bakura: [drools] Hmmmm....
Kaiba: Dammit, I don't have all day! Take it or leave it!
Bakura: Pushy, pushy. I'll take it. [leaves with gun, goes back home]
Mai: Bakura-kun, don't stick him in a blender.
Bakura: And why the hell not?
Mai: Let's go talk to him again.
Bakura: I'm sick of talking to him. If I have to hear that song one more time...
Yugi: LOOK WHAT I FOUND!!! [turns off music]
Bakura: It's off!! SILENCE!!
Mai: Come on, let's see what he's got. [goes into Yugi's room]
Bakura: Oh, why not. [follows Mai]
Yugi: Look, look!! I won three passes to see the one, the only, Otogi Ryuugi!
Mai: Who the hell is that?
Bakura: Did he rap this stupid song?
Yugi: He rapped it, but it's not stupid! [sings] What you wa-
Bakura: Good thing Kaiba gave me a semi-automatic. That man is dead.
Mai: He gave you a gun??
Bakura: Yup.
Mai: [steals the gun] I told you, no deadly weapons in the house!!
Bakura: Why not?
Mai: I made that a rule after you chased Yugi around the house with a chainsaw. Remember.
Yugi: I sure do...
Bakura: What the hell ever. Give me that gun!
Mai: I'm taking it back to Kaiba. [leaves]
Bakura: She'd be amazed what I can use for a 'deadly weapon'...[grabs one of Yugi's pillowcases & shoves it in the back of his pants]
Mai: [knocks on Kaiba's door]
Kaiba: What the hell do you want?
Mai: I'm returning your gun.
Kaiba: [opens the door] So Bakura really shot him? 'Cause if he did, I never saw that gun.
Mai: Bakura's not aloud to have deadly weapons in the house. So no, Yugi's not dead.
Kaiba: Damnit! If I have to hear any more of Otogi Ryuuji's song, I'll kill him myself!
Mai: You do that, now.
Kaiba: I will! [slams door]
Mai: What an ass. [walks back to her house]
Bakura: Here you go, Yugi, sing this song.
Yugi: [reads lyrics] I don't know, this seems a little wrong. What do they do on the Discovery Channel?
Bakura: Err...they all listen to Otogi Ryuuji.
Yugi: [happy] Really? [sings] You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel!
Mai: [comes in] Yugi? What are you singing!
Yugi: Bakura taught me this neat song! [sings] Getting horny now! You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel!
Mai: BAKURA!!!
Bakura: What?
Mai: Don't teach him things like that!
Bakura: Not like he has any idea what it's about!
Mai: [rolls eyes] When are we all going to meet Otogi Ryuuji?
Yugi: We can go anytime we want!! We've got personal passes!!
Bakura: Let me see those...[steals passes] Wait a second? These came in your CD? Personalized and everything?
Yugi: Yup. So when are we goin'?
Bakura: I don't like this.
Mai: Me either. Where are we supposed to meet him?
Bakura: 61240 Lvontwig Street.
Mai: Isn't that the old abandoned warehouse??
Bakura: Holy shit, I think so. Can I have the gun back? Please?
Mai: No.
Bakura: PLEASE???
Mai: NO!
Yugi: Man, I don't care about guns! I'm down with the Ryuuji!
Bakura: [crosses arms] Whatever. Let's go meet the bastard and leave.
Mai: I really don't like it.
Bakura: Then stay here! [grabs Yugi's arm and yanks him out the door] Let's go.
Kaiba: [outside] Damnit! You were supposed to kill him!
Bakura: We're going to meet the asshole who wrote that song. If you bring the gun, you can come and kill him instead.
Kaiba: Give me five minutes. [goes inside]
Yugi: Who is he gonna kill?
Bakura: Otogi Ryuuji.
Yugi: Man, don't kill him! He's my idol!
Bakura: We were gonna kill you too, but I've decided I'll do that on my own in a few years.
Yugi: Here he comes!
Kaiba: [waves semi-automatic] Let's get the bastard.
Bakura: Let's get walking.
Kaiba: We're walking? Hell, let's take my car!
Yugi: OK! [runs off to car]
Kaiba: Drive me crazy with your stupid music, whydontcha? [walks off to car]
Bakura: Stupid woman...no deadly weapons...[walks off to car]
All: [get in car, Kaiba drives car to old abandoned warehouse]
Mai: [still at their house] I've got a really bad feeling about this...[turns down volume on Yugi's stereo and listens]
Song: "Yeah bitches, sacrifice bitches, three to be exact, make 'em sign a pact, then tie 'em up and send 'em straight to hell, yeah hell..."
Mai: Oh no! Bakura and Yugi! [heads the other way to the old abandoned warehouse, the much shorter way]
Kaiba: [at the warehouse] We have to meet him here?
Bakura: Let's just kill him and run.
Yugi: Man, I don't want you to kill him! [runs inside of the warehouse] What the hell?
Bakura: Uh oh.
Kaiba: What the hell is Otogi Ryuuji doing with a laser transporter 3000?
Bakura: What does it do?
Kaiba: It transports any object that gets placed on the white platform to anywhere that exists.
Bakura: How do you know so much about it?
Kaiba: Because I invented it before I got that hit put out on me.
Bakura: What?
Kaiba: I live here under the Witness Production Program. Somebody put a mob hit out on me, so now I hang around here. I used to be richer than all hell.
Bakura: Hmm.
Otogi: Hell? Did somebody say hell? Cause that's where you're goin!
Bakura: What the...?
Yugi: OTOGI RYUUGI!!
Otogi: You three are all gonna go far away! You're all going to hell!
Kaiba: I assure you the LT 3000 will not send us to hell.
Ryuuji: How do you know that?
Kaiba: Only the LT 4000+ have the "hell" function. The 3000 was too underdeveloped.
Ryuuji: Well then...I modified it!
Bakura: I'm sick of this. Shoot him.
Yugi: NOOO!! I will not let you shoot him!
Ryuuji: Yeah! Don't shoot him!
Bakura: Asshole.
Mai: [comes in] Guys, we have to get out of here! Otogi Ryuuji wants to sacrifice you all to hell!
Kaiba: He should've bought a LT 4000.
Bakura: No, he shouldn't have. I don't want to go to hell. Kill him!
Yugi: I won't let you kill him! He's my friend!
Ryuuji: I don't even know you.
Yugi: But I know you!! You're my idol!
Ryuuji: Really? [sniffles] Nobody ever liked me before...
Bakura: I wonder why. Dammit, Kaiba, shoot him!
Mai: Kaiba Seto, put that gun down!
Kaiba: I don't want to!!
Mai: Don't make me do take it from you.
Kaiba: Bring it.
Mai: Fine. [tackles Kaiba]
Bakura: Looks like I've gotta kill him myself...[pulls pillowcase out of pants]
Yugi: You stuff?!
Bakura: Shut up! I just needed something to kill him with.
Yugi: Bakura stuffs his ass!
Bakura: I DO NOT! Now come here, Otogi Ryuuji!
Kaiba: Get him!
Mai: GIVE ME THAT GUN!!
Kaiba: [continues to hold the gun] Never!!!
Mai: Damnit...
Ryuuji: Little boy, do you love me?
Yugi: I love you!!! You should move in with us!
Bakura: HELL NO!
Mai: [takes gun from Kaiba] NO!
Bakura: Really, it's hard enough with him around!
Ryuuji: You know what, little boy? You can move in with me! I won't even send your friends to hell!
Mai: You'd better not, or I'll kill you!
Yugi: I wanna live with Ryuuji!
Bakura: Fine with me. Let's go.
Mai: Bakura...
Bakura: He'll be back. I know it.
Mai: All right...let's go. Come on, Kaiba.
Kaiba: Can I have the gun back yet?
Mai: You can't shoot anyone with it for at least twenty minutes.
Kaiba: Fine.
Mai: All right, then. [hands Kaiba the gun]
Bakura: Plus, with Yugi gone, there's nobody to walk in on us...
Mai: Bakura, are you ever going to stop hitting on me?
Bakura: Probably not.
Mai: Dammit.
Bakura: If I were you, I'd just do me and get it over with.
Mai: Or not.
Kaiba: You know what, you guys can walk! [gets in car & drives off]
Bakura: Come on!!!
Mai: Maybe.
Yugi: Guys! I'm back!
Bakura: Shit! Wait out there!
Yugi: No, I'm scared! He tried to touch me in strange...[comes in & sees Bakura on top of Mai, who's grinning cheesily] What are you guys doing?!
Bakura: What they really do on the Discover Channel...
What'd you guys think? Heh, I know Master Shake would never screw Frylock, and they're both guys, but this is a parody, not the real thing! heh. I just had to slap that in there, with Yugi's little experience with the "Bad Touch"-owned by the Bloodhound Gang, not me. Meh.
Chapter One: The Pilot
A/N: I don't own ATHF or YGO, so don't sue me! Please? It's 4 da shorteez...(if you get that, I'll hug you)
All right, characters go as follows (Japanese names here, so if you don't know one look 'er up!)
Master Shake = Yami no Bakura (Bakura)
Frylock = Kujaku Mai
Meatwad = Mutoh Yuugi
Carl = Kaiba Seto
MC Pee Pants/Sir Loin = Otogi Ryuugi
All other characters will be announced when brought up!! Just to make sure that you know what you're reading, it's a Yu-Gi-Oh parody of Aquateen Hunger Force, two of my all-time favorite shows!! Some of the important plotlines will either appear here or be damn close to the plotlines here, so if you've seen most/all of the episodes, you'll have an idea what's going on.
Pilot:
Zoom in on a house in the middle of New Jersey, where loud music is blasting.
Yugi: [dancing] Whatcha want? You know I got it! Whatcha need? You know I got it!!
Bakura: DAMNIT Yugi! You've been playing the same song repeatedly for the last week now!
Yugi: [nods] I know, I know. Dontcha like it Bakura?
Bakura: NO!! And if you don't turn this off, I'll shove that stereo in your ass!
Yugi: [turns off stereo & backs away]
Mai: [annoyed] What is going on out here?
Bakura: [annoyed] You can't say you haven't heard Yugi's stupid song nonstop?
Mai: [shrugs] Yeah, but it's not that big of a deal. Calm down, Bakura. He turned it-
Yugi: [turns stereo back on & sings] Whatcha want? Baby I got it...
Mai: [screaming] YUGI!!
Bakura: I'm going to put him in a blender.
Mai: No you aren't. Come on, Yugi, listen to something else.
Yugi: But I like this! [dances]
Bakura: [goes for the blender] I can't take it anymore.
Mai: Let's just get him something new to listen to.
Bakura: [angry] Fine. [leaves to get Yugi something else to listen to]
Yugi: Man, what's his problem?
Mai: I don't care, Yugi-if you don't turn this shit off. I'm letting Bakura stick you in the blender.
Yugi: [scared] Man, you guys gotta give it a chance! Get down with da Ryuuji!
Bakura: [returns] Here you go.
Mai: [grabs CD] Bakura! You gave him a Marilyn Manson CD?
Bakura: It's a hell of a lot better than his shit.
Yugi: GUYS!! Stop that! If you keep swearin, they're gonna have to up our rating!
Bakura: [puts Marilyn Manson in Yugi's CD player] There.
Mai: That is not gonna work.
Bakura: Yes it is.
Yugi: Yeah, I like that fine! [dances]
Bakura: See. [leaves]
Mai: Whatever...[leaves] [shuts door]
Yugi: Heh. Heh. Heh. [takes Marilyn Manson out and puts his old CD back in] [sings] Whatcha want, baby I got it!
Bakura: [flat-out pissed off] WHERE IS THE BLENDER?? WHERE IS IT?? WHERE IS IT??
Mai: [carless] I don't know. Go borrow our neighbor's. He shouldn't mind.
Bakura: All right. Go get it.
Mai: No.
Bakura: [silent]
Mai: You want it so bad, get it yourself. [goes back to her room]
Bakura: Shit. [walks nextdoor, knocks]
Kaiba: What the hell do you want?
Bakura: I want to borrow your blender.
Kaiba: [opens the door] Why?
Bakura: [grinning] I'm sticking Yugi in it.
Kaiba: Is he the one that's been playing that damn song?
Bakura: Yes. I'm going to slaugher him.
Kaiba: Hang on a second. [walks away]
Bakura: All right. Nice TV, by the way.
Kaiba: [comes back with a semi-automatic] Thanks. And here, try this.
Bakura: [drools] Hmmmm....
Kaiba: Dammit, I don't have all day! Take it or leave it!
Bakura: Pushy, pushy. I'll take it. [leaves with gun, goes back home]
Mai: Bakura-kun, don't stick him in a blender.
Bakura: And why the hell not?
Mai: Let's go talk to him again.
Bakura: I'm sick of talking to him. If I have to hear that song one more time...
Yugi: LOOK WHAT I FOUND!!! [turns off music]
Bakura: It's off!! SILENCE!!
Mai: Come on, let's see what he's got. [goes into Yugi's room]
Bakura: Oh, why not. [follows Mai]
Yugi: Look, look!! I won three passes to see the one, the only, Otogi Ryuugi!
Mai: Who the hell is that?
Bakura: Did he rap this stupid song?
Yugi: He rapped it, but it's not stupid! [sings] What you wa-
Bakura: Good thing Kaiba gave me a semi-automatic. That man is dead.
Mai: He gave you a gun??
Bakura: Yup.
Mai: [steals the gun] I told you, no deadly weapons in the house!!
Bakura: Why not?
Mai: I made that a rule after you chased Yugi around the house with a chainsaw. Remember.
Yugi: I sure do...
Bakura: What the hell ever. Give me that gun!
Mai: I'm taking it back to Kaiba. [leaves]
Bakura: She'd be amazed what I can use for a 'deadly weapon'...[grabs one of Yugi's pillowcases & shoves it in the back of his pants]
Mai: [knocks on Kaiba's door]
Kaiba: What the hell do you want?
Mai: I'm returning your gun.
Kaiba: [opens the door] So Bakura really shot him? 'Cause if he did, I never saw that gun.
Mai: Bakura's not aloud to have deadly weapons in the house. So no, Yugi's not dead.
Kaiba: Damnit! If I have to hear any more of Otogi Ryuuji's song, I'll kill him myself!
Mai: You do that, now.
Kaiba: I will! [slams door]
Mai: What an ass. [walks back to her house]
Bakura: Here you go, Yugi, sing this song.
Yugi: [reads lyrics] I don't know, this seems a little wrong. What do they do on the Discovery Channel?
Bakura: Err...they all listen to Otogi Ryuuji.
Yugi: [happy] Really? [sings] You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel!
Mai: [comes in] Yugi? What are you singing!
Yugi: Bakura taught me this neat song! [sings] Getting horny now! You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel!
Mai: BAKURA!!!
Bakura: What?
Mai: Don't teach him things like that!
Bakura: Not like he has any idea what it's about!
Mai: [rolls eyes] When are we all going to meet Otogi Ryuuji?
Yugi: We can go anytime we want!! We've got personal passes!!
Bakura: Let me see those...[steals passes] Wait a second? These came in your CD? Personalized and everything?
Yugi: Yup. So when are we goin'?
Bakura: I don't like this.
Mai: Me either. Where are we supposed to meet him?
Bakura: 61240 Lvontwig Street.
Mai: Isn't that the old abandoned warehouse??
Bakura: Holy shit, I think so. Can I have the gun back? Please?
Mai: No.
Bakura: PLEASE???
Mai: NO!
Yugi: Man, I don't care about guns! I'm down with the Ryuuji!
Bakura: [crosses arms] Whatever. Let's go meet the bastard and leave.
Mai: I really don't like it.
Bakura: Then stay here! [grabs Yugi's arm and yanks him out the door] Let's go.
Kaiba: [outside] Damnit! You were supposed to kill him!
Bakura: We're going to meet the asshole who wrote that song. If you bring the gun, you can come and kill him instead.
Kaiba: Give me five minutes. [goes inside]
Yugi: Who is he gonna kill?
Bakura: Otogi Ryuuji.
Yugi: Man, don't kill him! He's my idol!
Bakura: We were gonna kill you too, but I've decided I'll do that on my own in a few years.
Yugi: Here he comes!
Kaiba: [waves semi-automatic] Let's get the bastard.
Bakura: Let's get walking.
Kaiba: We're walking? Hell, let's take my car!
Yugi: OK! [runs off to car]
Kaiba: Drive me crazy with your stupid music, whydontcha? [walks off to car]
Bakura: Stupid woman...no deadly weapons...[walks off to car]
All: [get in car, Kaiba drives car to old abandoned warehouse]
Mai: [still at their house] I've got a really bad feeling about this...[turns down volume on Yugi's stereo and listens]
Song: "Yeah bitches, sacrifice bitches, three to be exact, make 'em sign a pact, then tie 'em up and send 'em straight to hell, yeah hell..."
Mai: Oh no! Bakura and Yugi! [heads the other way to the old abandoned warehouse, the much shorter way]
Kaiba: [at the warehouse] We have to meet him here?
Bakura: Let's just kill him and run.
Yugi: Man, I don't want you to kill him! [runs inside of the warehouse] What the hell?
Bakura: Uh oh.
Kaiba: What the hell is Otogi Ryuuji doing with a laser transporter 3000?
Bakura: What does it do?
Kaiba: It transports any object that gets placed on the white platform to anywhere that exists.
Bakura: How do you know so much about it?
Kaiba: Because I invented it before I got that hit put out on me.
Bakura: What?
Kaiba: I live here under the Witness Production Program. Somebody put a mob hit out on me, so now I hang around here. I used to be richer than all hell.
Bakura: Hmm.
Otogi: Hell? Did somebody say hell? Cause that's where you're goin!
Bakura: What the...?
Yugi: OTOGI RYUUGI!!
Otogi: You three are all gonna go far away! You're all going to hell!
Kaiba: I assure you the LT 3000 will not send us to hell.
Ryuuji: How do you know that?
Kaiba: Only the LT 4000+ have the "hell" function. The 3000 was too underdeveloped.
Ryuuji: Well then...I modified it!
Bakura: I'm sick of this. Shoot him.
Yugi: NOOO!! I will not let you shoot him!
Ryuuji: Yeah! Don't shoot him!
Bakura: Asshole.
Mai: [comes in] Guys, we have to get out of here! Otogi Ryuuji wants to sacrifice you all to hell!
Kaiba: He should've bought a LT 4000.
Bakura: No, he shouldn't have. I don't want to go to hell. Kill him!
Yugi: I won't let you kill him! He's my friend!
Ryuuji: I don't even know you.
Yugi: But I know you!! You're my idol!
Ryuuji: Really? [sniffles] Nobody ever liked me before...
Bakura: I wonder why. Dammit, Kaiba, shoot him!
Mai: Kaiba Seto, put that gun down!
Kaiba: I don't want to!!
Mai: Don't make me do take it from you.
Kaiba: Bring it.
Mai: Fine. [tackles Kaiba]
Bakura: Looks like I've gotta kill him myself...[pulls pillowcase out of pants]
Yugi: You stuff?!
Bakura: Shut up! I just needed something to kill him with.
Yugi: Bakura stuffs his ass!
Bakura: I DO NOT! Now come here, Otogi Ryuuji!
Kaiba: Get him!
Mai: GIVE ME THAT GUN!!
Kaiba: [continues to hold the gun] Never!!!
Mai: Damnit...
Ryuuji: Little boy, do you love me?
Yugi: I love you!!! You should move in with us!
Bakura: HELL NO!
Mai: [takes gun from Kaiba] NO!
Bakura: Really, it's hard enough with him around!
Ryuuji: You know what, little boy? You can move in with me! I won't even send your friends to hell!
Mai: You'd better not, or I'll kill you!
Yugi: I wanna live with Ryuuji!
Bakura: Fine with me. Let's go.
Mai: Bakura...
Bakura: He'll be back. I know it.
Mai: All right...let's go. Come on, Kaiba.
Kaiba: Can I have the gun back yet?
Mai: You can't shoot anyone with it for at least twenty minutes.
Kaiba: Fine.
Mai: All right, then. [hands Kaiba the gun]
Bakura: Plus, with Yugi gone, there's nobody to walk in on us...
Mai: Bakura, are you ever going to stop hitting on me?
Bakura: Probably not.
Mai: Dammit.
Bakura: If I were you, I'd just do me and get it over with.
Mai: Or not.
Kaiba: You know what, you guys can walk! [gets in car & drives off]
Bakura: Come on!!!
Mai: Maybe.
Three Weeks Later
Mai: Mm..Bakura..Yugi: Guys! I'm back!
Bakura: Shit! Wait out there!
Yugi: No, I'm scared! He tried to touch me in strange...[comes in & sees Bakura on top of Mai, who's grinning cheesily] What are you guys doing?!
Bakura: What they really do on the Discover Channel...
What'd you guys think? Heh, I know Master Shake would never screw Frylock, and they're both guys, but this is a parody, not the real thing! heh. I just had to slap that in there, with Yugi's little experience with the "Bad Touch"-owned by the Bloodhound Gang, not me. Meh.