Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Yugioh, Behind the Scenes! ❯ Interviewing Seto! ( Chapter 1 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: Malik the Psycho 
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 01.17.2005 | Pages: 2 | Words: 839 | Visits: 633 | Status: Work In Progress
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 01.17.2005 | Pages: 2 | Words: 839 | Visits: 633 | Status: Work In Progress
Hey everyone! I know it's been a long time since my last update, but, since this was amusing to write, me and a Seto-friend
RPed all of this. I came up with the idea, but I couldnt have done it without him, so, I dedicate the first chapter completely
to him! Anyways, On with the fic! Do the honors, Seto!
Seto: >_> MtP Doesnt own Yugioh...If he did...it would be rated R -_-;
MtP: EXACTLY! XD
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Yugioh: Behind the scenes!
Hi! I'm Malik Ishtar and you and I are gonna look at what happens behind the scenes at the show Yugioh!
Kiddies, be warned, this may not be for you! First up we have Seto!*Sneaks up to his dressing room and barges in*
Oops! Interrupted another make-out between him and his boyfriend Jou! Aww, arent they adorable?*Camera closes up on them*
Seto: OO *freezes like a deer caught in a headlights*
Malik: *Grins big* Smile pretty for the camera Seto!
Seto: DAMN IT MALIK GET THAT THING OUT OF HERE!! *grabs things and hurls them at him*
Malik: *Cackles and runs out* I'll be back next time to interrupt again!
Seto: *a brush hits the door as Malik leaves and hmphs.....gets lured into another session*
*Door slams open and Malik is there taking pictures with a camera this time* WORK IT!
Seto: *breaks it off* GOD DAMN IT! *Picks Jou off and sets him down safely patting his head before running after Malik*
Malik *Cackles and runs!* I have to run! Yugioh:Behind the scenes will be back after these commercials! Stay tuned!
*It goes to a commercial*
Announcer: Do you feel lonely? Depressed? Picked on by others? Well have we got a product for you!
It's Yami in a can! You'll never be alone again! Made possible by Wimpy midgets Inc.
Yugi: I got Yami in a can, and he killed all the people who were mean to me! Thanks Wimpy Midgets Inc...HEY!
*end commercials*
*There are crashes heard in the background*
Malik: *Is heard screaming* IT WAS FOR THE FANS SETO! THINK OF THE FANS!
Seto: FANGIRLS YOU MEAN!! *more crashing*
Malik: NOOO!!! MY SPINE DOESNT BEND THAT WAYYY!!!
Seto: *growls* this outta teach you! *more crashing and thrashing then it goes silent*
*Ryou is heard* I told Malik not to barge in on them when they're busy...
Seto: *Picks up the camera* welcome back to Yugioh behind the scenes.
Here we see Malik stuffed into a funny bunny suit with extra fuzz and a fluffy cotton tail.
Malik: Hey Kaiba!*tackles him and gnaws on him*
Seto: *drags him along with his foot* Here we see the vicious assailant gnawing on my leg.
OH! We're in for a special treat here comes Maliks Yami.Watch him drag Malik away for a spanking.
Lets get up closer.*zooms in on the two*
Malik: *Freezes..Eyes him as if he is joking then looks to his Yami* Eep..
Marik: *snickers then picks Malik up, making him lean over his knee before suddenly slamming his hand against his Hikaris ass..HARD*
Malik: *Yelps!*
Seto: Gee, hes going to have a sore ass tomorrow.
This concludes Yugioh behind the scenes join us tomorrow for more interesting scenes from the people you least expect.
Goodbye now! *credits come up,while he dropped the camera and ran back to his pup*
Malik: *While the credits are almost done rolling,
picks up the camera and looks into the lens* I think there's enough time for on emore interruption.
*Grins and motions Anzu over and he whispers something to it then it giggles
stupidly and runs off before bursting into the dressing room* SETO! I KNEW YOU LOVED ME!
Seto: O_O *glares like he had been smacked. Growls and unleashes his fire breath on it turning it to ash*
Malik: *Insane laughter is heard before an extremely loud smack* OWIE!
Seto: *scenes then c ome up to block the rest of htr casts images of Yugi being a bondage slut,
Bakura cuddling ryou all warm and tenderly,mokuba throwing hot coffee on people,
Seto kissing his koi,Jou, and Malik getting spanked by Marik...
And then, just to make the audience go blind, Anzu being a stripper...and getting things thrown at her*
*credits end*
Seto: paid for the by the national yaoi association. Building a better tomorrow fucking one ass at a time.
*Malik runs across the screen* No more! my ass burns with the heat of a thousand sunburns!
RPed all of this. I came up with the idea, but I couldnt have done it without him, so, I dedicate the first chapter completely
to him! Anyways, On with the fic! Do the honors, Seto!
Seto: >_> MtP Doesnt own Yugioh...If he did...it would be rated R -_-;
MtP: EXACTLY! XD
~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~! ~!!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!!~~!~!!~!
Yugioh: Behind the scenes!
Hi! I'm Malik Ishtar and you and I are gonna look at what happens behind the scenes at the show Yugioh!
Kiddies, be warned, this may not be for you! First up we have Seto!*Sneaks up to his dressing room and barges in*
Oops! Interrupted another make-out between him and his boyfriend Jou! Aww, arent they adorable?*Camera closes up on them*
Seto: OO *freezes like a deer caught in a headlights*
Malik: *Grins big* Smile pretty for the camera Seto!
Seto: DAMN IT MALIK GET THAT THING OUT OF HERE!! *grabs things and hurls them at him*
Malik: *Cackles and runs out* I'll be back next time to interrupt again!
Seto: *a brush hits the door as Malik leaves and hmphs.....gets lured into another session*
*Door slams open and Malik is there taking pictures with a camera this time* WORK IT!
Seto: *breaks it off* GOD DAMN IT! *Picks Jou off and sets him down safely patting his head before running after Malik*
Malik *Cackles and runs!* I have to run! Yugioh:Behind the scenes will be back after these commercials! Stay tuned!
*It goes to a commercial*
Announcer: Do you feel lonely? Depressed? Picked on by others? Well have we got a product for you!
It's Yami in a can! You'll never be alone again! Made possible by Wimpy midgets Inc.
Yugi: I got Yami in a can, and he killed all the people who were mean to me! Thanks Wimpy Midgets Inc...HEY!
*end commercials*
*There are crashes heard in the background*
Malik: *Is heard screaming* IT WAS FOR THE FANS SETO! THINK OF THE FANS!
Seto: FANGIRLS YOU MEAN!! *more crashing*
Malik: NOOO!!! MY SPINE DOESNT BEND THAT WAYYY!!!
Seto: *growls* this outta teach you! *more crashing and thrashing then it goes silent*
*Ryou is heard* I told Malik not to barge in on them when they're busy...
Seto: *Picks up the camera* welcome back to Yugioh behind the scenes.
Here we see Malik stuffed into a funny bunny suit with extra fuzz and a fluffy cotton tail.
Malik: Hey Kaiba!*tackles him and gnaws on him*
Seto: *drags him along with his foot* Here we see the vicious assailant gnawing on my leg.
OH! We're in for a special treat here comes Maliks Yami.Watch him drag Malik away for a spanking.
Lets get up closer.*zooms in on the two*
Malik: *Freezes..Eyes him as if he is joking then looks to his Yami* Eep..
Marik: *snickers then picks Malik up, making him lean over his knee before suddenly slamming his hand against his Hikaris ass..HARD*
Malik: *Yelps!*
Seto: Gee, hes going to have a sore ass tomorrow.
This concludes Yugioh behind the scenes join us tomorrow for more interesting scenes from the people you least expect.
Goodbye now! *credits come up,while he dropped the camera and ran back to his pup*
Malik: *While the credits are almost done rolling,
picks up the camera and looks into the lens* I think there's enough time for on emore interruption.
*Grins and motions Anzu over and he whispers something to it then it giggles
stupidly and runs off before bursting into the dressing room* SETO! I KNEW YOU LOVED ME!
Seto: O_O *glares like he had been smacked. Growls and unleashes his fire breath on it turning it to ash*
Malik: *Insane laughter is heard before an extremely loud smack* OWIE!
Seto: *scenes then c ome up to block the rest of htr casts images of Yugi being a bondage slut,
Bakura cuddling ryou all warm and tenderly,mokuba throwing hot coffee on people,
Seto kissing his koi,Jou, and Malik getting spanked by Marik...
And then, just to make the audience go blind, Anzu being a stripper...and getting things thrown at her*
*credits end*
Seto: paid for the by the national yaoi association. Building a better tomorrow fucking one ass at a time.
*Malik runs across the screen* No more! my ass burns with the heat of a thousand sunburns!