Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Yugioh, Behind the Scenes! ❯ The Horror continues! ( Chapter 6 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: Malik the Psycho 
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 01.22.2005 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.2K | Visits: 291 | Status: Work In Progress
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 01.22.2005 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.2K | Visits: 291 | Status: Work In Progress
Malik: Hello and welcome back to Yugioh Behind the scenes idol. It's time for the next round and...gasp!
Seto's back!
Seto: *Stares at celing mouth open with foam coming out*
Jou: Dont be alarmed its just the sedative
Malik: ...*Nods..* Alright...Anyways, Yami, what were we going to do again?
Yami : *glares over at Malik* Yeesh you think you could remember it. *holds some papers* Well for this round there are no yes/no answers we will be doing things based on points.What these idealistic beings need to do is spend two minutes trying to convince us that they are co-host material. We will then juge this with scores the top 3 with the highest scores goes to round 3 where our winner will be decided.
Malik: Okay..and what's the highest they can get?
Kaiba : Yami: *Looks straight at the camera* the highest one can get is 10
Malik: Okay..Uh..Pegasus, tell us why you think you should be the winner.
Pegasus: *walks up, grinning at Seto* I think that I should be the winner because I'm the best! I mean, look at them! They arent co-host material! I, on the other hand, would be an excellent co-host and--*Trails off while explaining why he's so great...for about 15 minutes.*
Yami: *twitching*
Pegasus: and THATS why I should win!*proud look.*
Malik: *Fell asleep, his arms crossed on the table with his head resting on them*
Yami: I give you a 5...*looks over at Malik and nudges him awake*
Malik: *Jumps, startled* DONT HURT ME DADDY!
Yami: *Blinks* no idiot you need to cast your number!
Malik:*Blinks*..Oh..Uhm..3.
Yami: *looks over to Seto* let me guess...zero...
Seto: *zero lit up on his scoreboard*
Yami: Okay Pegasus you get 8 points out of a possible 30
Pegasus: *mumbles something and walks off*
Malik: Uhm..next up we have Bakura.
Bakura:*walks out by himself this time and comes onto the stage all twitching*
Yami: Okay Bakura tell us why you feel you should be our next co-host.
Bakura: *glances from side to side *uhm i like meeting you people, I can relate to almost everyojne...*eyes shift to Ryou* I dont mind being on camera and im low maitenance...im always on time and um...thats it..
Malik: Hm...You didnt make me fall asleep. 5.
Yami: 6
Seto: 5
Yami: Allright Bakura you got 16 points out of a possible 30. *writes it down*
Bakura: *slinks off*
Malik: Next is Ryou.
Ryou: *walks out on stage dressed in the same dominate leather wear he was in*
Malik: Alright Ryou, tell us why you think you should be the next co-host.
Ryou: * cracks his whip* You got someone who wont cooperate ill get the words outta him. Im incredibly hot on camera and i pleaaase the ladies with my sexy accent. *runs a hand over his groin* Im hot and if i want something done it gets done by a slave of mine.
Malik: ...5.
Yami: 5 *looks to Seto* Well what did you give em
Seto: *more foaming and a 7 appears*
Malik: *Eyes the foam..*
Yami: Allright Ryou you got 17 out of 30.
Ryou: *cracks his whip and struts off grabbing kura by his haior on the way out*
Yami: *looks to Malik* allright whose next?
Yugi..*Coughs*
Yami: *eye twitches and he hides* I give em a 10!
Malik: But he hasnt done anything yet..
Yami: *glares at Malik* shaddup!
Seto: *more foaming
Yugi: *comes out all sexily and gives yami a glare of threat if he has a low score*
Yami: Yugi, why do you feel that you should be the next co-host?
Yugi: Because i want to and I always get what i fucking want and if i dont someone will pay!
(inspired by the yugi we all know and love XD)
Malik:..Right...2.
Yami: 10!
Seto: *comes out of his sedative induced state* I give you a 3 fo rbeing a prick we all need pricks in this world!
Yami: *looks up at a glaring Yugi* so uh that means 30! You got 30 points!
Malik: *Kicks Yami under the table* you MEAN 15.
Yami: *glares at Malik* right...15...
Yugi: *glaresat Yami before pouting and crying all over*
Malik: ....*ignores him* Next we have Dartz.
Dartz: *walks up, twirling his hair a little from boredom*
Yami: allright Dartz why do you think you should be the co-host
Dartz: Because I would help bring the ratings up with my almighty sexiness..Plus..*Slinks over to the table and leans on it, smirking at them* I know how to make you all very "happy"
Yami: *looks over at Malik* I give a 7
Malik:*Blinks* Uh..*looks over to see Yami Malik staring at him...Grins nervously* 4..?
Yami: *looks to Seto* WELL?!
Seto: *foaming again...puts a 9 on the screen*
Yami: Very good dartz you got 20 out of 30 the highest so far.
Dartz: *Chuckles and walks off stage*
Malik: *Blinks..* Ehe..Next is none other than Yami Malik..
Yami: *lays back in his seat and crosses his arms*
Yami Malik: *walks on, glaring at Yami again...Personally has nothing against Seto, so he doesnt glare at him.*
Yami: SO bitch I mean Malik *glares back* Why do YOU think you should be co-host?
Yami Malik: *Growls softly at that remark..* Because I can control the viewers minds into liking the show and sending a shitload of money.
Seto: Im sold I give a 8
Malik: 10
Yami: Hmph I give 1
Yami Malik: *Smirks at them before walking off the stage*
Malik: So Yami, what were everyones scores?
Yami: *glares at Malik we have in first Dartz with a score of 20, second we have Yami Malik with a score of
19, and third we have Ryou with 17 points.
Yami: So no matter who we pick we're getting a prick, hey! that should be our slogan!
Malik: Good idea, Yami.
Yami : Now we come to round 3 where the audience votes on who will be the next co-host! Who will it be? YOU DECIDE! Leave a review with the name of who you want to see co-hosting this fic. Remember the options are Dartz,Yami Malik,and Ryou. After several days your votes will be taken in and the next YGO IDOL WILL BE REVEALED!
Seto's back!
Seto: *Stares at celing mouth open with foam coming out*
Jou: Dont be alarmed its just the sedative
Malik: ...*Nods..* Alright...Anyways, Yami, what were we going to do again?
Yami : *glares over at Malik* Yeesh you think you could remember it. *holds some papers* Well for this round there are no yes/no answers we will be doing things based on points.What these idealistic beings need to do is spend two minutes trying to convince us that they are co-host material. We will then juge this with scores the top 3 with the highest scores goes to round 3 where our winner will be decided.
Malik: Okay..and what's the highest they can get?
Kaiba : Yami: *Looks straight at the camera* the highest one can get is 10
Malik: Okay..Uh..Pegasus, tell us why you think you should be the winner.
Pegasus: *walks up, grinning at Seto* I think that I should be the winner because I'm the best! I mean, look at them! They arent co-host material! I, on the other hand, would be an excellent co-host and--*Trails off while explaining why he's so great...for about 15 minutes.*
Yami: *twitching*
Pegasus: and THATS why I should win!*proud look.*
Malik: *Fell asleep, his arms crossed on the table with his head resting on them*
Yami: I give you a 5...*looks over at Malik and nudges him awake*
Malik: *Jumps, startled* DONT HURT ME DADDY!
Yami: *Blinks* no idiot you need to cast your number!
Malik:*Blinks*..Oh..Uhm..3.
Yami: *looks over to Seto* let me guess...zero...
Seto: *zero lit up on his scoreboard*
Yami: Okay Pegasus you get 8 points out of a possible 30
Pegasus: *mumbles something and walks off*
Malik: Uhm..next up we have Bakura.
Bakura:*walks out by himself this time and comes onto the stage all twitching*
Yami: Okay Bakura tell us why you feel you should be our next co-host.
Bakura: *glances from side to side *uhm i like meeting you people, I can relate to almost everyojne...*eyes shift to Ryou* I dont mind being on camera and im low maitenance...im always on time and um...thats it..
Malik: Hm...You didnt make me fall asleep. 5.
Yami: 6
Seto: 5
Yami: Allright Bakura you got 16 points out of a possible 30. *writes it down*
Bakura: *slinks off*
Malik: Next is Ryou.
Ryou: *walks out on stage dressed in the same dominate leather wear he was in*
Malik: Alright Ryou, tell us why you think you should be the next co-host.
Ryou: * cracks his whip* You got someone who wont cooperate ill get the words outta him. Im incredibly hot on camera and i pleaaase the ladies with my sexy accent. *runs a hand over his groin* Im hot and if i want something done it gets done by a slave of mine.
Malik: ...5.
Yami: 5 *looks to Seto* Well what did you give em
Seto: *more foaming and a 7 appears*
Malik: *Eyes the foam..*
Yami: Allright Ryou you got 17 out of 30.
Ryou: *cracks his whip and struts off grabbing kura by his haior on the way out*
Yami: *looks to Malik* allright whose next?
Yugi..*Coughs*
Yami: *eye twitches and he hides* I give em a 10!
Malik: But he hasnt done anything yet..
Yami: *glares at Malik* shaddup!
Seto: *more foaming
Yugi: *comes out all sexily and gives yami a glare of threat if he has a low score*
Yami: Yugi, why do you feel that you should be the next co-host?
Yugi: Because i want to and I always get what i fucking want and if i dont someone will pay!
(inspired by the yugi we all know and love XD)
Malik:..Right...2.
Yami: 10!
Seto: *comes out of his sedative induced state* I give you a 3 fo rbeing a prick we all need pricks in this world!
Yami: *looks up at a glaring Yugi* so uh that means 30! You got 30 points!
Malik: *Kicks Yami under the table* you MEAN 15.
Yami: *glares at Malik* right...15...
Yugi: *glaresat Yami before pouting and crying all over*
Malik: ....*ignores him* Next we have Dartz.
Dartz: *walks up, twirling his hair a little from boredom*
Yami: allright Dartz why do you think you should be the co-host
Dartz: Because I would help bring the ratings up with my almighty sexiness..Plus..*Slinks over to the table and leans on it, smirking at them* I know how to make you all very "happy"
Yami: *looks over at Malik* I give a 7
Malik:*Blinks* Uh..*looks over to see Yami Malik staring at him...Grins nervously* 4..?
Yami: *looks to Seto* WELL?!
Seto: *foaming again...puts a 9 on the screen*
Yami: Very good dartz you got 20 out of 30 the highest so far.
Dartz: *Chuckles and walks off stage*
Malik: *Blinks..* Ehe..Next is none other than Yami Malik..
Yami: *lays back in his seat and crosses his arms*
Yami Malik: *walks on, glaring at Yami again...Personally has nothing against Seto, so he doesnt glare at him.*
Yami: SO bitch I mean Malik *glares back* Why do YOU think you should be co-host?
Yami Malik: *Growls softly at that remark..* Because I can control the viewers minds into liking the show and sending a shitload of money.
Seto: Im sold I give a 8
Malik: 10
Yami: Hmph I give 1
Yami Malik: *Smirks at them before walking off the stage*
Malik: So Yami, what were everyones scores?
Yami: *glares at Malik we have in first Dartz with a score of 20, second we have Yami Malik with a score of
19, and third we have Ryou with 17 points.
Yami: So no matter who we pick we're getting a prick, hey! that should be our slogan!
Malik: Good idea, Yami.
Yami : Now we come to round 3 where the audience votes on who will be the next co-host! Who will it be? YOU DECIDE! Leave a review with the name of who you want to see co-hosting this fic. Remember the options are Dartz,Yami Malik,and Ryou. After several days your votes will be taken in and the next YGO IDOL WILL BE REVEALED!