Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Yugioh, Behind the Scenes! ❯ Interviewing Otogi ( Chapter 8 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: Malik the Psycho 
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 02.19.2005 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.7K | Visits: 290 | Status: Work In Progress
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 02.19.2005 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.7K | Visits: 290 | Status: Work In Progress
Hey everyone! Yes, we finally got to update. I Expect a bunch of reviews, so please dont disappoint us, right Seto?
Seto: I was never crazy.
....Sure you werent. Anyways, we dont own Yugioh, yet! ON TO THE FIC!*Dramatic pose*
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Malik:Hello and welcome, finally, to another episode of Yugioh! Behind the Scenes!
I hope you all remember me, Malik Ishtar, as your host and my new co-host, Yami Malik!
Yami Malik: What the hell do you mean you dont have a cheese danish?!
*Uses his rod to throw one of the stagehands through a wall*
Malik: *Blinks and sweatdrops* Uh...Yami?
Yami Malik: I will not go on until I get my damn danish! ONE OF YOU TOOK IT!! *Levitates everyone upside down to find it*
Malik: *Eeks as his shirt flies up, exposing his chest. Blinks and pulls it...Up, apparently*
Yami, just send one of the Stagehands to get a new one..
Yami Malik: He said he couldnt find one! Someone ate them all why when I get my hands on the bastard who took m-*feels something mushy in his pocket, checks.*
HERE IT IS!
Malik: *Sweatdrops and lets his arms dangle, allowing his shirt to expose himself again.
Is sexy anyways so doesnt really care XD..* There..Ya see? people misplace things...Now set everyone down...Gently.
Yami Malik: Hm as you wish *suddenly cuts off the power and everyone collapses to the floor*
Malik: *Lands on his head. Whines then sits up, his hair messed up a bit.* Oww..
Yami Malik: *pulls out his Danish and munches happily his eyes turning into upside down V's along with blush appearing on his cheeks a heart hovering near his head*
Malik: *Wrinkles nose slightly then sticks his tongue out at his Yami*
Anyways, Today we're going to be interviewing the dice master with the pretty green eyes, Ryuuji Otogi!
Duke Devilin to all you Dub people out there.
Yami Malik: *munching on his danish happily perks a brow at his hikari. Disappears for a moment*
Malik: *Tilts his head. Looks at the cameraman* Where'd he go?
Otogi: *Walks up on camera* Who cares? Hey ladies the man of your dreams is here! *twirls his hair all masculine like*
Malik: *Blinks and sweatdrops slightly* uh..Yes. Anyways..Otogi, Why are you so obsessed with dice?
Otogi: *Blows kisses to the audience and winks, lots of girls start screaming for him*
Well Malik it really is simple. Dice are very special they serve many functions like deciding who I get to date and other highly important things.
Then if i am ever caught in a bad situation I just flick my dice at them as a weapon and they run away.
Malik: ...*Tilts head* Why would they run from dice?
Otogi: Because it leaves a mark on your skin.We all know how important skin perfection is.
I myself soak in nothing but mineral water and apply over 10 cremes to my skin.
Thats why I look so perfect and smell fantastic.
*Otogi pulls out a mirror and admires himself blowing it kisses*
Malik: I..I see.*Coughs* Anyways, there are many people out there who question something...
What is your relationship with Honda?
Otogi: *Kisses the mirror hard getting some of his lipstick on the glass* Oh shark boy!
Well you know how males compete about dick size? They wouldnt want to be with someone whose longer then them.
I am the same way except with hair, I cant be with someone whose hair is even near as pretty as mine.
Malik: So is that the only reason you bother with him?*Smiles then grins a bit at seeing Honda hiding in the audience*
Otogi: *Pulls out his lipstick and begins reapplying it kissing the mirror once more* Of course.
I mean he has no personality. Either he's ranting about god or doesnt respond at all.
Malik: Ah..Well..That's very sad..*Watches him*...You wear lipstick?
Otogi: *Twirls his hair around his finger* Of course dont all guys wear makeup? Females love it!
Malik: *Cough* Actually, not all do.*Shrugs* Buut anyway, How did you come up for the idea for DDM?
Otogi: *arches brow* What do you mena? You wear eyeliner,
Seto wears a blush,Yugi and Yami put so much on their face you cant imagine. Just dont ever see them in the morning.
Jou puts foundation on, Ryou and Bakura...now you know they arent naturally THAT pale. They put on that goth makeup.
As for ddm well I must say tghe idea came from monopoly as a child.
Malik: We arent all people..And that's interesting...Another question, are you still obsessed with Pegasus?
Otogi: *Starry eyes* Ph pegasus...his hair is godly just so silky and soft....what iw ouldnt give to touch those locks..
Malik: Weelll, actually...We hired him as a security man yesterday.
*Points at him, standing there in a black frilly suit with yellow letters spelling out 'Security' on the back.*
Otogi: *Gasps and starts fannign himself starting to giggle*
Pegasus: *Stares blankly with his arms crossed*
Malik: Anyway, on the subject of hair...Is yours real?
Otogi: *smiles and bats his eyelashes at pegasus* Oh of course it is! You cant make this kind of perfection its all natural.
Yami Malik: *Comes out of nowhere with scissors and cuts pieces of the back of Otogis head without the other noticing*
Malik: ...*Grins slightly* Fascinating! What kind of shampoo do you use?
Otogi: *Remains unaware of the haircutting* The most expensive shampoo out there,
there is no short cuts when it comes to keeping my perfect hair so perfect
Malik: Of course...So, What do you do in your spare time, anyways?
Yami Malik: *Cuts a big hunk off from the back so now skin is starting to show*
Otogi: *continues to not notice too wrapped up in his self*
I tend to my hair of course it requires all my spare time because its so beautiful and full I even had to train my bangs
Malik: Mhm...So, have you ever tried to cross-dress?
Otogi: Well I--*Starts to feel the weight on his hair. Reaching up quickl yand feels the bald spot*
O_____O!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD OH MY GOD MY HAIR!!! *leaps from his seat and screams grabbing the bakc of his head*
MY BEAUTIFUL PERFECT LUXURIOUS HAIR!!!!!OH MY GOD!! *BUrsts out in tears!* MY HAIR MY HAIR!!!!
Malik: *Audience giggles*
Malik: *Tries to keep a straight face, pats Otogis shoulder* Erm...there, there...You can always use a wig..
Yami Malik: *Stands up and approaches the screaming otogi* That wont be nesssary because..*grabs Otogis hair and rips it off*IT IS A WIG!!!
Otogi: NOOOOO!!!!! OH NOOO!!! *Grabs his head nad runs off sobbing hysterically knocking things over in his wake*
Malik: *Watches before slowly breaking into a grin then starting to laugh hysterically*
Yami Malik: *grins widely and throws the toupee up in the air* I never liked him.
*The toupee catches fire from one of the lights and falls into the audience*
Malik: *Listens to the screams and cackles insanely*
*The fire alarm goes off and the sprinklers come on the water hitting all the equipment so it starts sparking.*
Yami Malik: *Grabs his Hikaris hand and runs with him out of there*
Malik: *Snickers* It's going to smell like burning skin in there for weeks. *Listens to people get electrocuted to death*
Yami Malik: *pulls Malik into a nearby closet* Oh yes indeed I cant wait till the cleaning crew arrives
Yami Malik: *Starts to nibble on his hikaris ear*
Malik:*Purrs softly and eyes him* What are you going to do to the cleaning crew?
Yami Malik: *Pulls him closer his lips running along his neck* You'll see, for now lets have some fun while your still wet.
Malik: *Tilts his head to the side and chuckles a bit* What kind of fun?
Yami Malik: fun with electricity...*grins and pulls his hikari to the floor*
Malik:*Smirks lightly allowing this before looking over, hearing the firetrucks*
Yami Malik: *grins at the sounds of sirens* Now for my special surprise Hikari....
Malik:*Blinks and tilts his head slightly* Special Surprise?
Yami Malik:Mhm make you cum and orgasm so fast. *pulls it out*
Malik:*Grins and wriggles out from under him to unbuckle his pants..slowly.*How fast?
Yami Malik: Youll seel *turns it on and begins its use*
*Scene goes to outside the closet, where Malik is heard moaning like a bitch in heat and begging for Yami Malik to go faster.
People walk by, looking at the closet disturbedly but are too scared to look inside.*
*The cameramen look back and forth at eachother. One tentively steps infront of the camera...*
uhh we would like to conclude this episode since the hosts seems a bit busy....umm...goodbye?
*Screen goes black*
Seto: I was never crazy.
....Sure you werent. Anyways, we dont own Yugioh, yet! ON TO THE FIC!*Dramatic pose*
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Malik:Hello and welcome, finally, to another episode of Yugioh! Behind the Scenes!
I hope you all remember me, Malik Ishtar, as your host and my new co-host, Yami Malik!
Yami Malik: What the hell do you mean you dont have a cheese danish?!
*Uses his rod to throw one of the stagehands through a wall*
Malik: *Blinks and sweatdrops* Uh...Yami?
Yami Malik: I will not go on until I get my damn danish! ONE OF YOU TOOK IT!! *Levitates everyone upside down to find it*
Malik: *Eeks as his shirt flies up, exposing his chest. Blinks and pulls it...Up, apparently*
Yami, just send one of the Stagehands to get a new one..
Yami Malik: He said he couldnt find one! Someone ate them all why when I get my hands on the bastard who took m-*feels something mushy in his pocket, checks.*
HERE IT IS!
Malik: *Sweatdrops and lets his arms dangle, allowing his shirt to expose himself again.
Is sexy anyways so doesnt really care XD..* There..Ya see? people misplace things...Now set everyone down...Gently.
Yami Malik: Hm as you wish *suddenly cuts off the power and everyone collapses to the floor*
Malik: *Lands on his head. Whines then sits up, his hair messed up a bit.* Oww..
Yami Malik: *pulls out his Danish and munches happily his eyes turning into upside down V's along with blush appearing on his cheeks a heart hovering near his head*
Malik: *Wrinkles nose slightly then sticks his tongue out at his Yami*
Anyways, Today we're going to be interviewing the dice master with the pretty green eyes, Ryuuji Otogi!
Duke Devilin to all you Dub people out there.
Yami Malik: *munching on his danish happily perks a brow at his hikari. Disappears for a moment*
Malik: *Tilts his head. Looks at the cameraman* Where'd he go?
Otogi: *Walks up on camera* Who cares? Hey ladies the man of your dreams is here! *twirls his hair all masculine like*
Malik: *Blinks and sweatdrops slightly* uh..Yes. Anyways..Otogi, Why are you so obsessed with dice?
Otogi: *Blows kisses to the audience and winks, lots of girls start screaming for him*
Well Malik it really is simple. Dice are very special they serve many functions like deciding who I get to date and other highly important things.
Then if i am ever caught in a bad situation I just flick my dice at them as a weapon and they run away.
Malik: ...*Tilts head* Why would they run from dice?
Otogi: Because it leaves a mark on your skin.We all know how important skin perfection is.
I myself soak in nothing but mineral water and apply over 10 cremes to my skin.
Thats why I look so perfect and smell fantastic.
*Otogi pulls out a mirror and admires himself blowing it kisses*
Malik: I..I see.*Coughs* Anyways, there are many people out there who question something...
What is your relationship with Honda?
Otogi: *Kisses the mirror hard getting some of his lipstick on the glass* Oh shark boy!
Well you know how males compete about dick size? They wouldnt want to be with someone whose longer then them.
I am the same way except with hair, I cant be with someone whose hair is even near as pretty as mine.
Malik: So is that the only reason you bother with him?*Smiles then grins a bit at seeing Honda hiding in the audience*
Otogi: *Pulls out his lipstick and begins reapplying it kissing the mirror once more* Of course.
I mean he has no personality. Either he's ranting about god or doesnt respond at all.
Malik: Ah..Well..That's very sad..*Watches him*...You wear lipstick?
Otogi: *Twirls his hair around his finger* Of course dont all guys wear makeup? Females love it!
Malik: *Cough* Actually, not all do.*Shrugs* Buut anyway, How did you come up for the idea for DDM?
Otogi: *arches brow* What do you mena? You wear eyeliner,
Seto wears a blush,Yugi and Yami put so much on their face you cant imagine. Just dont ever see them in the morning.
Jou puts foundation on, Ryou and Bakura...now you know they arent naturally THAT pale. They put on that goth makeup.
As for ddm well I must say tghe idea came from monopoly as a child.
Malik: We arent all people..And that's interesting...Another question, are you still obsessed with Pegasus?
Otogi: *Starry eyes* Ph pegasus...his hair is godly just so silky and soft....what iw ouldnt give to touch those locks..
Malik: Weelll, actually...We hired him as a security man yesterday.
*Points at him, standing there in a black frilly suit with yellow letters spelling out 'Security' on the back.*
Otogi: *Gasps and starts fannign himself starting to giggle*
Pegasus: *Stares blankly with his arms crossed*
Malik: Anyway, on the subject of hair...Is yours real?
Otogi: *smiles and bats his eyelashes at pegasus* Oh of course it is! You cant make this kind of perfection its all natural.
Yami Malik: *Comes out of nowhere with scissors and cuts pieces of the back of Otogis head without the other noticing*
Malik: ...*Grins slightly* Fascinating! What kind of shampoo do you use?
Otogi: *Remains unaware of the haircutting* The most expensive shampoo out there,
there is no short cuts when it comes to keeping my perfect hair so perfect
Malik: Of course...So, What do you do in your spare time, anyways?
Yami Malik: *Cuts a big hunk off from the back so now skin is starting to show*
Otogi: *continues to not notice too wrapped up in his self*
I tend to my hair of course it requires all my spare time because its so beautiful and full I even had to train my bangs
Malik: Mhm...So, have you ever tried to cross-dress?
Otogi: Well I--*Starts to feel the weight on his hair. Reaching up quickl yand feels the bald spot*
O_____O!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD OH MY GOD MY HAIR!!! *leaps from his seat and screams grabbing the bakc of his head*
MY BEAUTIFUL PERFECT LUXURIOUS HAIR!!!!!OH MY GOD!! *BUrsts out in tears!* MY HAIR MY HAIR!!!!
Malik: *Audience giggles*
Malik: *Tries to keep a straight face, pats Otogis shoulder* Erm...there, there...You can always use a wig..
Yami Malik: *Stands up and approaches the screaming otogi* That wont be nesssary because..*grabs Otogis hair and rips it off*IT IS A WIG!!!
Otogi: NOOOOO!!!!! OH NOOO!!! *Grabs his head nad runs off sobbing hysterically knocking things over in his wake*
Malik: *Watches before slowly breaking into a grin then starting to laugh hysterically*
Yami Malik: *grins widely and throws the toupee up in the air* I never liked him.
*The toupee catches fire from one of the lights and falls into the audience*
Malik: *Listens to the screams and cackles insanely*
*The fire alarm goes off and the sprinklers come on the water hitting all the equipment so it starts sparking.*
Yami Malik: *Grabs his Hikaris hand and runs with him out of there*
Malik: *Snickers* It's going to smell like burning skin in there for weeks. *Listens to people get electrocuted to death*
Yami Malik: *pulls Malik into a nearby closet* Oh yes indeed I cant wait till the cleaning crew arrives
Yami Malik: *Starts to nibble on his hikaris ear*
Malik:*Purrs softly and eyes him* What are you going to do to the cleaning crew?
Yami Malik: *Pulls him closer his lips running along his neck* You'll see, for now lets have some fun while your still wet.
Malik: *Tilts his head to the side and chuckles a bit* What kind of fun?
Yami Malik: fun with electricity...*grins and pulls his hikari to the floor*
Malik:*Smirks lightly allowing this before looking over, hearing the firetrucks*
Yami Malik: *grins at the sounds of sirens* Now for my special surprise Hikari....
Malik:*Blinks and tilts his head slightly* Special Surprise?
Yami Malik:Mhm make you cum and orgasm so fast. *pulls it out*
Malik:*Grins and wriggles out from under him to unbuckle his pants..slowly.*How fast?
Yami Malik: Youll seel *turns it on and begins its use*
*Scene goes to outside the closet, where Malik is heard moaning like a bitch in heat and begging for Yami Malik to go faster.
People walk by, looking at the closet disturbedly but are too scared to look inside.*
*The cameramen look back and forth at eachother. One tentively steps infront of the camera...*
uhh we would like to conclude this episode since the hosts seems a bit busy....umm...goodbye?
*Screen goes black*