Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Yugioh, Behind the Scenes! ❯ THE ISLAND pt 2 ( Chapter 14 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Seto: Welcome to the new installment of THE ISLAND. Much thanks to everyone who reviewed it was the most we received in such a short amount of time, which rather sucks for me considering I know you all did it because you want me to die. Here I was thinking I was the most beloved character on this show. To someone who asked, yes I DO actually rp. I have been roleplaying Seto Kaiba for oh about 7-8 years now, and I do multi para T1,T2 ect. This fic is more or less one-lining fun and shouldn't be taken as the complete extent of our rping skills.If you have any comments, questions,ect you can find me on yahoo the id Seto_kaiba_of_kaibacorp. Don't automatically assume I am going to rp with you just because you im me, but feedback on the fic is appreciated. Oh yeah and don't expect me to fall in love with you on sight (for girls and guys) and for the love of something, DO NOT STALK ME!Malik: Yeah...He hated me before.XD *Clapclapclap* Now, onto your death!Seto: yes ;_;Malik: XD Now..where were we..Seto: dawn, im tied to a post to be sacrificedMalik: Oh yeah...RYOU!XDWe dont own Yugioh!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Ryou: As the sunlight filled the sky the entire village spent hours preparing to see their new god, in that time Malik had miraculously taught them the ways of his language and therefore made communication easier all around,and worse on Seto since now they understood what he was screaming.Sometime in the early afternoon they set off up the mountain to visit their new god,Malik was covered in beautiful fucking flowers, while Seto was carried on the backs of several men,straining in his bonds and no doubt trying to curse through his gag. Malik: *Blinks and looks down at the flowers with a 'wtf?!' look on his face* When the hell did I get floweritized?!Rishid: When you had your head turned, you see we must dress beautifuly while we lavish praise, treasure,and sacrifces upon our new god who seems like he demands them. ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY YAMI!!!!!!!! Malik: *Sweatdrops..*I...I see...*Shudders but leaves them be and watches Seto worriedly*Seto: *twitch* firg oooo peeople suv er da bitRishid: This white devil friend of yours will be thrown into the Volcanoe and therefore insure the god will not be angry with us and the rivers continue to flow.Malik: Well...Er...Does your God know about this?Rishid: No, your white friend is a surprise for him, and before we toss him we shall rip out his heart with our bare handswhile it still beats!Seto: *overhears and really starts to struggle the men holding him have to put the log down and knock him out*Malik: O_O;...Er..Well..Maybe he should know...It might displease him if he..ISNT THERE TO WATCH!Rishid: He will be pleased all gods love sacrifices, our old god of the necrotrelioptimon had lavish celebrationsin which the top warriors of the village feasted on the sacrificed infidels liver.Malik: *Tilts head* How did this new one come around then?Rishid: faith only gets you so far, more half the time gods CLAIM to do something or their messangers do in agnoizingly long scriptures which are so painful to read and hard to understand we just take their word for it. However, this new god actually shows us he can do something.Malik: I see..Hm...Anyways...Please let my friend go, he cant help that he's a bitchy jack ass!Rishid: Can't help you there you should talk to the Shaman he is in charge of the whole sacrifice and gut him thing.Seto: *limp*Malik: *Sighs and walks over to the Shaman* Please, Shaman, he cant help the way he is. Cant you just let him run free into the jungle?Shaman: NO! He is to be sacrifice for the new god, his blood will be drained from his veins and we will celebrate.Besides, white boy should learn to keep his mouth shut.Malik: Yes, he should learn that, but he isnt smart all the time I'm afraid..Shaman: Hmph and I will take great delight in cutting out that wretched tongue.Malik: *Attempts to do the kitty eyes at him* Pleeaaaase let him go..Shaman:AIYEIAIYEIYA SCREEEEOOOGAAABOGGAAA!!!! *Waves a severed head at him viciously*Malik: o_O *Goes back over to Rishid* Er...Where can I find the God?Rishid: *looking at Malik as they stop at a rocky mountain bottom and points up* At the very very topMalik: *Eyes the mountain..Swallows* Erm...Is there a secret path or something that'll make things go faster?Rishid: *Sighs and shakes his head* Nope, though take some comfort your friend will be bothering the warriors carryinghim since they need to do it all the way up here.Malik: *Sweatdrops*Hnn...Does he ever come down?*Thoughtful look*Rishid: I don't know he has only arrived recently, and many people from different tribes worked hard to build him a throne and a palace from which he can oversee the island. But, I am sure he will come down if he so chooses for he is our god Yami! *gets on the ground in bowing just saying the name*Malik: *Watches....Sweatdrops*Seto: *fingers starting to twitch as the entire village works their way up the mountain top the warriors jostlinghim from side to side in his bonds*Ryou: IT took at least 2 hours for them to make it to the tippy top, when they simply could have used the express escalator on the other side of the mountain.Malik: *Tilts his head as he looks around..*Shaman: *raises his hands as people stop and bow down ready to kneel before what seems like nothing but woods until one was to look up to see a giant stone palace sitting upon a chairof human bones dressed in a long black cloak as he looks down over the proceedings*Malik: *Blinks and stares at this..*Shaman: *Kneels before the figure dressed in black whom holds something shiny in his clutches* OH WISE AND POWERFUL GOD WE HAVE COME WITH GIFTS TO HONOR YOU!!!! AND SACRIFICES,BLOOD TO SPILL IN CELEBRATION!!God: *Tilts his head down over the clearing seeing the semi-conscious Seto twitching in his bonds*Malik: *Is over next to Seto, trying to descretely undo the bonds*Shaman: *Doesnt notice yet still bowing on the ground before the mysteriously hoded figure* WE WISH FOR YOUR PRAISE AS WE SPILL THIS INFIDELS BLOOD AND RIP OUT HIS HEART!!! *makes a motion for two warriors to come through who hold a big chest. The chest is put down and opened to reveal lots of gems* AND THESE ARE FOR YOU!!!Malik: *Actually managed to get one undone. Starting on the next one.*Shaman: *stands up to go and look to the sacrifice and sees Malik trying to untie him* SEIZE THE TRAITOR!!!!! *he points to Malik as the warriors get to their feet immediatly spears put to Malik's neck just barely piercing the flesh* Malik: *Freezes and doesnt move, staring at the tips*Shaman: BEHEAD THE TRAITOR FOR OUR GOD!!!Warriors: *Ready to thrust the spears into Maliks neck* God: STOP!!!!!!!! Malik: *Flinches then blinks as the spears stopped right before they hit their mark.Swallows then looks towards the God.*God: *Descends down the stairs appearing before the villagers,the warriors immediately back off and bow on the ground along with the shaman before him.* Malik: *Rubs his neck a bit and watches this, surprisingly calm despite almost dying.*Shaman: Your mighty.....God: *Thrusts out his hand holding the shining millenium rod in it, immediatly the man goes silent as he turns to Malik.* So it took you quite awhile to find me. I was waiting. *Reaches up pulling off the hood off his cloak*Malik: *Chuckles and runs his fingers through his own hair before pulling some of the flowers off* You suck..I was really worried about you, and here you are, God of your own island..*Shakes head a bit.*Yami Malik: *scoffs* Where else do you think I would be? *look sover to the villagers who stare bewildered at them* Shaman: ALL HAIL MALIK AND YAMI!!!! Villagers: ALL HAIL *bows*Malik: Oh, I dunno...Eaten, maybe?*Arches an eyebrow at the natives*Seto: *regains conscious* MMFFF!!!!!!Yami Malik: Yes they are fools arent there. *holds his rod up in the air glaring down at them* So hikari would you like to join me in ruling this island?Malik: Well I dunno...I still have that show to do..*Thoughtful look*Yami Malik: Well can't do the show without a co-host can you...*looks in Seto's direction*Seto: *thrashes now, glaring at them both*Malik: ...Yami..Don't tell me you're actually..Yami Malik: Well it WOULD be amusing come on hikari you know you thought about it. Just ripping his tongue out?Malik: No! Seto: *glares in his bonds and looks over as the Shaman moves over to hom holding a large stone knife* Shaman: If the god wishes his blood will be shed!!!!Yami Malik: *looks over to his hikari* Well? Malik: He may be an asshole, but I still consider him a friend. So, no.Yami Mlaik: *Looks over to the Shaman* Then no, dont hurt him. *waves his hand as the man backs off immediatly*So want to see my palace?Malik: Sure!Yami Malik: *takes his hikari and leads him inside waving to the villagers goodbye to go about whatever.*Malik: *o0o's and Ahh's at how magnificent it is, completely forgetting about Seto.* How long did it take them to build this?Seto: *tries to get out of his bonds wiggling around as the people stand around him wondering whether to untie him*Yami Malik: *puts a arm around his waist* Yup and it's all ours, stay with me Hikari we can live here and be treated as gods.Malik: Well..I dont know..Servants: *Surround them offering platters of food and wine*Yami Malik: *Takes it and continues munching off it* Well what od you mean? WHat more could you ask for this is domination!!Shaman and Warriors: *Feel a sort of rumble under their feet and look at eachother* Rishid: Maybe the god is angry at us...? Shaman: THis isnt traditional that white bastard should be bleeding now, his organs ripped out of his body and ribs cracked open! *points to Seto*Seto: *glares still tied up and unable to do anything*Malik: But what about the show? I cant just leave it..Yami Malik: Of course you can, it's been running to long anyway and you know thats the truth. *Sits down on one of his stone couches with his tapestries around reclines himself*GIve all this up just ot keep that stupid show! What could there be possibly wrong with this!THE ISLAND: *light shaking*Malik: Well....There is that..*Blinks as a vase falls to the ground and breaks*Yami Malik: Not a big deal...Shaman: MIGHTY GOD!!! *bows before the pair* Use your magic to silence the angry volcanoe god! We beg of you!Yami Malik: It's just a little shake quit your whining servant!THE ISLAND: *Bigger Tremor some stone comes falling down*Malik: *Suddenly remembers Seto.*...Shit.*Runs out to untie him*Seto: *his log moving back and forth as the shaking gets louder and bigger, with a loud crack the people run screaming as his log goes flying off the side of the mountain and landing into the volcanoe*Malik: *Freezes and watches this with wide eyes*..Oh Ra.....JOU'S GONNA KILL ME!!!*Tugs at his hair worriedly*Yami Malik: *comes out trying to keep his balance as the trmors get worse his palace beginging to collapse peopelgather around him immediatly* WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!!Shaman: PLEASE OH MIGHTY ONE PROVE YOUR SUPERIORITY AND STOP THE VOLCANOE GOD FROM HIS ANGER!!!*grabs onto Yami Maliks robe*Yami Malik: *Smacks him away* FINE! *Steps over to the side of the mountain and yells into the volcanoe* HEY YOU!! SHUTUP!!THE ISLAND: Malik: ....o_oVillagers: HE DID IT!!! *Cheers!!!*Yami Malik: *turns around satisfied and grins* THERE!!! *stands proudly when suddenly there isa violent and powerful tremor lava spilling up from the side of the mountain,splattering high into the air nearly landing on everyone as the palace breaks apart sending rocks falling onto the ground below crushing some people under it*Malik: *Stands there in shock before snapping himself out of it and running up towards his Yami, dodging the hazards.*Villagers: *look at them angrily with looks ready to kill but another blast of ash and lava sends them bolting for their lives!*Yami Malik: *Grabs his hikari* LEts get outta here I have a boat waiting!!! *Runs with him*Malik: *Runs then glances back and his eyes widen before he grabs onto his Yami and pushes him to the side, falling with him and watching as a large rock lands right where they once were*Yami Malik: er...FUCK!!! *Scoops his Hikari onto his back and runs with him down the side of themountain dodging firey rocks.Throws him onto his yacht and gets on and takes off away from the Island. Screams coming from the villagers as the place is becoming consumed in lava and ash!!*Malik: *Acks as he is thrown! Rubs his head where it hit a wall and blinks as he sees Rishid with his uppertorso in Yami Maliks fridge, eating a banana and looking through to foods to see what else is good to eat.* Rishid!Rishid: O.O err...*puts all the food he was holding back in the fridge* I was just...taking invwentory for you oh god...heh heh heh....Yami Malik: *Hits the thrusts hard on the boat zooming to safety as THE ISLAND begins to explode and starts to sinkin the background*Malik: YOU'RE ALIIIVE*Hugs onto Rishid, obviously feeling somewhat guilty that pretty much everyone died*Rishid: Er...yes *looks down at him and bows* master.Yami Malik: *Stops the boat far out to see so they could see the silouttee and smoke in the distance.Walking into the kitchen he went to check on his Hikari, and sees him on Rishid.* Oh so one of you did survive fancy that. Rishid: What are you talking about...*bows* Master.Yami malik: Oh lets say the volancoe erupted and everything you know and loved is gone? Rishid: .....oh....*looks down* Where will I go now.....what will I do i never left the islandMalik: Yami? Can I keep him? He can be my servant and such and I'll take good care of him and and..Yami Malik: *Eyes Rishid* I dunno I dont think we have room for a pet he would need to sleep in the backyard.Malik: That's mean, Yami!Rishid: *Whimper*Yami Malik: Fine, he can get the couch.Malik: Muaha!*Hugs his Yami tightly* Rishid: YAY!! Yami Malik: Yeah yeah *gently removes his hikari* I guess we must go back to the tv station. Make yourselves comfortable Ill get us homeMalik: *Grins then slides over where Rishid was, going through his fridge*...I still feel bad about Seto though..Ryou: The next day on their journey home Malik had decided to take Rishid topside to catch some sun and teach him of all the wonders of modern technology. It wasn't long until he noticed a familiar figure in the water and on closer inspection he seemed to be floating on a log*Malik: *Blinks before realizing and gasping* YAMI! STOP THE BOAT!Yami Malik: *Looks over at his hikari and shrugs stopping the boat* Now what the hell did you want me to do that for HikariMalik: Because I think I see Seto! *Points over the side of the boat at the log*Seto: *hears some familiar voices and looks up seeing Malik looking and poiting at him* MALIK YOU BASTARD LET ME UP!!!!Yami Malik: Oh, so it is Seto!Malik: SEE?!*Grabs the Sennen Rod and unsheaths the dagger before diving into the water, resurfacing then starting to cut through the bonds* I'm so sorry Seto, I swear I was going out to untie you and then you rolled into the volcano!Seto: Yeah Yeah right, just me somewhere warm and I want some ass. Lots of puppy ass for this. *Mutters and complains!*Malik: *Is just about done* ...Speaking of that...How did you survive?Seto: Oh well it's very interesting really, I went falling into the volcanoe then I hit some sort of air vent which gently brought me onto the water and then this water current pushed me through this tunnel which I driftedtoo hitting the sides for about a good hour until a big swell and loud bangnign shook things up as the volcanoe exploded and apparently wood floats.Malik: Oh, wow...*Blinks as the last one snaps off* There..Seto: *Grabs his wrists and rubs them all of them red and raw* ABout fucking time, lets get out of here and back to land I never want to be on the sea AGAIN!Malik: Heh..*Looks up* Someone toss the rope ladder down!RIshid: *Peeks his head over and drops the ladder for them.*Seto: *having enough to do with water he ran up the thing and clung to a blanket*Malik: *Climbs up then pulls the ladder up* Thanks, Rishid..*Eyes Seto then shakes his head a bit*Seto: HISSS MROWWWWW *stays hidden and clings to the wood* Yami malik: ARE WE DONE?! GOOD BACK FOR HOME!!!!Ryou: SO all weary and tired from their adventures they sailed off into the sunset, the rest of the trip being uneventful. But at least they had come back with what they had set off to get and much more. GAH! This makes me sick Im through reading this shit *slams the book closed and throws it* THey all should have died if you ask me! *Glares at Bakura who was sleeping contently on his lap* Bakura: *Nuzzles into Ryou's stomache in his sleep*Ryou: *glares at him and sits back glaring at the cameras focused on him* what the fuck are you all looking at?!The story is over now get the hell OUTTA HERE! *gets up knocking Bakura to the floor* I WANT A COFFEE NOW!!!! *Walks off the set while Bakura stunned follows along off the screen*____________________________________________________________________ ________________________________Until next Time!__SETO: REVIEWS REVIEW FOR US PEOPLE!!!!! OR ILL EAT YOU ALIVE >> Malik: XD I can only imagine the disappointment they must feel at you not dying.Seto: Well they should know im too damn stubborn to die!Malik: That is true..*nods and sighs*