Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Yugioh: Christmas Party ❯ Truth or psychotic Yami? ( Chapter 7 )

Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh.......just yet! *gets the next plane to Japan.*

Gw: Like I was saying isn't it obvious that Tea likes-

Tea: *comes out of nowhere* WAIT!!!!!!!!

Gw: huh?

Bakura: wha??

Yami: Juh???

Gw: zuh????

Tea: please Gw, don't tell them! I just thought it would be fun if you made them wait awhile.

Bakura: What?! Tea you shouldn't be afraid to confess your love for me!

Gw: I like the way you think Tea! (did I just say that?!) Yami and Bakura will just have to be patient.

Tea and Gw: Mwahahahaaaaa!!!!

Bakura: This isn't fair! Don't you think it's better that-

Gw: Plot construction!

Bakura: but-

Gw: Plot construction!

Bakura: that-

Gw: Plot construction!

Bakura: I-

Gw: PLOT CONSTRUCTION!

Bakura: *left eye twitches* I swear that one day I'll kill you and on that day I will do happy little dance!!

Gw: and that will be part of PLOT CONSTRUCTION!!!!!!

Bakura: AAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!*bangs head against wall*

Tea: isn't he cute when he's all confuselled?!

Bakura: *left eye twitches uncontrollably*

Gw: uh anyway, the readers of this fic have been putting who they want to end up with Tea, and the pair Yami/Tea has been a popular vote.

Yami: ha! I knew it! We are the perfect couple aren't we?

Gw: well ALOT of people want neither to have Tea.

Yami and Bakura: WHAT?!?

Gw: yeah I know people are voting for Malik, Seto, and even Tristan!

Tea: gross!

Yami: you wouldn't actually pair Tea up with them would you?!

Gw: maybe, if it is a part of-

Bakura: DON'T SAY IT!!!!!!

*silence*

Gw: *quietly* plot construction?

Bakura: I'll kill you!!!!!!! *chases after Gw with a mallet*

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Truth shall be spoken

*Everyone is downstairs in living room for the Truth or Dare game*

Tea: now because I am the almighty Queen of Truth and Dare I decide who to start......*looks over all the boys.* Kaiba? *Kaiba flinches* or maybe Malik? *flinches too* Tristan? *jumps behind couch*. >=)

Joey: hmph, wimps.

Tea: Joey! Truth or Dare?

Joey: I'm not scared of any challenge! uh........truth!

Seto: oh is the poodle to scared to pick a dare?!

Joey: just wait Kaiba! After my turn your gonna wish ya hair was never green!

Seto: --, what the hell's that supposed to mean?

Joey: nothing really, just wanted a cheap shot at your hair.

Tea: anyway...... *standing up and pointing at Joey* Joey Wheeler, tell us your most embarrassing story!

Joey: What!!!!!!!!!!! No!!!!!!!!!!!! Never!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVER!!!!!!!!!! No one will ever know da darkest secrets of Joseph Anthony Wheeler!!!

Yugi: Your middle name is Anthony?

Joey: --,

Serenity: Joey, you do know what happens when you don't do something in truth or dare do you?

Joey: O_o uh, no.

Isis: you care to find out?

Joey: O_O.......................lets seeeee, my most embarrassing story.

Seto: Wait! *pulls out tape recorder* okay go.

Joey: uh, I think it would probably be when when I was in the third grade and ate dog food when I was sleep walking. When my mom found me next to the open bag sleeping the next morning I had to go to a psychiatrist, and told him I thought it was some weird food in my dream, but he said that it okay for children to feel like dogs in today's society.

Everyone: ((O_O))

Seto: *falls on the floor with laughter*

Joey: Shutup Kaiba!! It could very well happen to you to!

Mai: Joey cheer up *giggles* It is a dog eat dog world!

Joey: *silent*

Seto: *wiping tears out of his eyes, stops tape* Now I can use this for blackmail!

Joey: *growls* Kaiba!! Truth or Dare!?

Seto: ((O_O))

Joey: HA! Wadda ya say about that big shot! It's your turn in truth or dare!

Seto: *In thought* If I pick truth he make me say something embarrassing, and if I pick dare he'll make me do something embarrassing, who in the hell made up this game?!?! *out loud* uh, truth.

Joey: I knew you weren't man enough to pick Dare!

Seto: -_- just hurry up already.

Joey: tell us how you got all three of your Blue Eyes White Dragons!!!!!!!

Seto: ((O_O)) uh, I got them by, uh, searching the for the most valuable cards, and, um stuff like that...*gets stern stares from everyone* Fine! *mumbling* I found them in a cereal box.

Joey: Wat was that Kaiba?

Seto: *mumbling* I found them in a cereal box.

Joey: We can't hear you!

Seto: *shouting* I FOUND THEM IN A CEREAL BOX!!!

Yami: What?!? A cereal box?!?! How the hell did you find them in a cereal box!?!

Seto: *sighs* Mokuba, was uh, eating some cereal and they sorta fell out of the box...

Isis: do you actually mean that it your blue eyes white dragons that belonged to you for Millennias came from a cereal box?!

Seto: I'm not proud of it okay! They just fell out of the box! I didn't make them or anything! You don't even want to know how I got the god card either.

Tristan: didn't Isis give it to you?

Seto: uh, yeah, sure she did *sweardrops* okay! My turn! Tristan! Truth or Dare!

Tristan: (O_O) Why me?!

Everyone: BECAUSE WE HATE YOUR SCREWED UP HAIR!

Tristan: oh, okay, let's see here.......uh, Dare

Everyone: *gasps*

Yugi: Are you insane!?! Do you know what Kaiba will do to you?!

Tristan: I'm not scared of any rich guy in green pants!

Seto: -_-() okay, Tristan, I dare you to act like Austin Powers for the rest of the night.

Tristan: What!? That's gay!

Joey: What was that Austin?

Tristan: *in British accent* nothing....

Ryou: that's the worst British accent I've ever heard!

Yugi: We all know yours is fake too!

Ryou: O_O0 uh, whatever do you mean?

Tristan: *still in a British accent* ok, it's my turn so I might as well get this bloody over with.

Ryou: oh come on!

Tristan: Yugi, Truth or Dare!

Yugi: truth.

Tristan: smashing! I want to you tell us three things we didn't know about Yami!

Mai: oooooo, Three things about Yami, nice one Tristan!

Yugi: are you sure you want to know three things about Yami, I warn you they can be quite disturbing.

Bakura: *pulls out tape recorder(an: where the heck is everyone getting tape recorders?)* just go ahead!

Yami: no!!!! Wait this isn't really a "truth" question!

Mai: it is too, *pulls out book titled "Parties and Party Games"* under rule 14 A it states that any question can be asked as long as it involves some sort truthful answer.

Yami: where the hell did you get that?!

Mai: Ebay! It's great you can auction you things and buy others!

Ryou: I always go to Ebay for holiday shopping!

Yugi: yeah! Ebay Rocks! *goes out of commercial mode*............three things..hmm.. oh! One is that deathly afraid of turtles.

Malik: TURTLES?!? *falls on the floor laughing*

Yami: I knew this was going to get out sooner or later

Serenity: just why are you afraid of turtles?

Yami: I don't like them, they are slimy and icky and every time I see one it won't stop staring at me!! It's like their saying "I swear Yami! I'll kill you! just you wait!!" *shivers* I showed that damn turtle, thinks it can out smart the King of Games! It isn't laughing where it is now!

Everyone: ((O_O))

Yugi: okaaaay..........Two is that he gets freaked out when things come near his eye or other peoples eyes.

Yami: you can see how hard it was to duel Pegasus, with that gigantic gold hunk of weird hang out of his face

Joey: *grinning evilly* hey Yami! *pokes his eye*

Yami: Ahhh!! stop it!

Bakura: *pokes eye* So the pharaoh has an eye problem!

Yami: Please stop torturing me!!!!!

Malik: Hey look I'm Pegasus! *pokes eye* ow!

Isis: what's the matter?!

Malik: *covering eye* nothing, it just really hurt...

Yugi: And the last thing is that he is claustrophobic.

Everyone: YOUR CLAUSTROPHOBIC?!?

Tea: that's why you wanted to get out of the bathroom so badly!

Yami: I am claustrophobic, okay!! Does that make you any better than me!?!

Bakura: *who is still trying to recover from the eye thing* Your *laugh* Claus *laugh* trophobic?!? *starts giggling like a school girl*

Yami: -_-0

Yugi: Well, I guess it's my turn so *turns into evil psychotic wrathful and revengeful Yugi of death* I dare you Ryou!! Be prepared to feel my undying wrath!!!!!!!! *evil high pitched cackle* MWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

Ryou: I choose Dare.

Everyone: *gasps*

Yugi: You think your brave don't you!?! When I am through with you, all shall quaver from the name YUGI MOTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*insert evil cackle* Ryou, I dare you to go nude, naked, out in the blue, like a jay bird, in your birthday suit! For one hour! Go! MWAAAAaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha!

Ryou: O_O, wait, Yugi, come on old chap, reconsider or somethin-

Yugi: I want to see your ass Ryou! Now get naked Brit-boy!

*Ryou, giving out smalls whimpers, starts taking off his shirt*

Mai: What a great party!

*Ryou fully naked*

Tristan: cover up you shagger there!

Ryou: *blushing* oops! ^^,

Bakura: I just want everyone to know that Ryou and I aren't exactly alike!

Mai: *giggles*

Yugi: *hands together, in demented voice* excellent.......

Ryou: *still as red* it's my turn, and I choose my yami, Bakura!

Bakura: *shaking fist* you naked gay little-

Ryou: truth or dare!

Bakura: *mumbling* truth.

Everyone: *gasps*

Yami: don't tell me your too chicken to pick dare!

Bakura: I wouldn't trust any of you with the chance to dare me. You probably make me do something *shudders* nice.

Ryou: O_o....okay, yami, if you were a girl, which one of us guys here would you want to go on a date with!

Bakura: WHAT?!

Yami: Wait!!*gets out tape recorder* okay go!

Bakura: this is cruel and unjust!

Serenity: *giggling* oh come on! Get in touch with your feminine side!

Bakura: WHAT?!?! I don't have a feminine side!!!!!!

Yami: are you too chicken? *starts making chicken sounds*

Bakura: -_-' fine. *mumbles* Yami.....

Yami: EWWWW!!!! Gross! *makes barfing motion*

Ryou: now tell us why.

Bakura: *sigh* because-because he's.......uh,

Mai: spit it out Bakura!

Bakura: he's *cough* handsome *cough*

Seto, Joey, Tristan, and Malik: *rolling on the floor laughing out loud*

Yami: *blushing, mumbles* gay bastard.

Bakura: *regaining his dignity* now it's my turn and I choose Yami! Truth or Dare!

Malik: why would you want to choose the one you love!

Joey: It's okay, their just flirting!

Bakura: I swear when I get my hands on you I'll-

Yami: I choose Dare!

Everyone: *gasps*

Bakura: *maniac laugh* Let's see if the almighty pharaoh is as almighty as he claims!

Yami: bring it on!

Bakura: I dare you to stay inside the closet until tomorrow!!

Yami: *turns pale* y-your sick!

Bakura: *evil grin* Oh I forgot about your claustrophobia! Oh well, have to get over it sometimes! MWAHAHAHAAAAAAA!

Tea: no! Bakura, that's wro-

Yami: No Tea, He's right, I have over come my fears *walks up to closet* By tomorrow you'll see me! And by then I'll be a new man......yami-spirit-thingy.

Bakura: *pushes Yami inside and locks door* In you go!

Yami: *from inside closet* Gosh, It sure is dark in here.......a-a-and awfully small, and there are only a whole bunch of coats and stuff.....is everyone still there??!

Yugi: we're right here Yami.

Yami: yeah, I-I knew that..

Bakura: Is the pharaoh afraid!?! You can always back down if you think you can't handle it!

Yami: I will never give up! and by the way tomb raider, I believe that I just impressed Tea! So the joke's on you!!!!

Bakura: Does it really matter?! You can't go anywhere while your in that closet!

I'm going to be awfully lonely with that bed all to myself! It's just too bad you won't be able to see the dance you earned!

Yami: aw, nuts! I swear I'll get my revenge on you!!!!!!

Yugi: are you sure you want to spend the night in that closet Yami?

Yami: of course! What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Or possibly will drive you on the verge of insanity, but oh well. But in the mean time it's my turn! Malik, Truth or Dare!

Malik: Dare! I mean, what the loon going to do from inside a closet!

Yami: I've only been in here for a minute and I still have my sanity! So prepare for the worst! *strikes a pose*

Malik: oh come on! Your so predictable, I bet your striking a pose right now!

Yami: -_-0 uh, Malik I dare you to do a little song and dance!

Isis: oooooo! good one!

Malik: (O_o) uh, what's the point your not going see me anyway!

Yami: doesn't matter, I trust that someone's going to get it on tape!

Joey: *with camcorder* got it taken care of!

Isis: can I suggest a song?

Yami: go ahead.

Isis: Barbie Girl!!!

Girls: yay!!

Malik: please show me your mercy! I never really did much-alot...........uh, I never killed you!

Mai: Joey, go get me the rope!

Malik: no!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll do anything!! but not the ropes!

Isis: then start singing!

Malik: :_: fine............*in high-pitched-Barbie voice*

I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic.
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere.
Imagination, life is your creation.
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Ah, Ah, Ah, yea.
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
uu-oooh.. uu-oooh..
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Ah, Ah, Ah, yea.
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
uu-oooh.. uu-oooh..

Isis: *doubles over in laughing*

Yami: *laughs* So what do we have so far? Austin Powers, a naked guy and an "American Idol" reject, gosh, get me a banjo and this hill-billy fun fest can get started!

Malik: *blushing* It's still my turn and I choose Isis!!!

Isis: Dare! ((Everyone: *gasps*)) Just Bring It!

Malik: *evil smirk* Isis, I dare you to.....*bigger smirk* not speak until tomorrow!

Isis: What?!

Malik: Finally for once in your life you can't say anything!!!!! MWAAAAAAHAHAHAHA

Isis: *opens mouth, stops, then writes down on piece of paper*

Mai: *reading from paper out loud* "I swear I will have my revenge on you little brother! but now I choose to ask Mai, truth or dare" Hey! Why me?!

Isis: *shrugs*

Mai: Truth!

Isis: *writes down something*

Mai: *reads it out loud* "which guy did you think was hot when you first meet them?" (O_O) do I have to answer that?

Isis: *nods*

Mai: Okay, fine, I thought Marik was slightly hot.

Joey: WHAT?!?

Mai: hey! He has a motorcycle!

Serenity: *sigh* and not to mention that untamable hair

Tea: and that cute little-

Seto: Okay, that think we heard all we need from you guys.

Mai: pht, guys...now Serenity, truth or dare?

Serenity: truth.

Mai: *evil smirk* who did you is the hottest guy here?

Joey: I really don't want to know who my sister thinks is hot!

Mai: the rules are the rules Joey.

Serenity: *blushing* I thought Seto was sorta hot, sorta.....

Seto: *blushes*

Joey: eeeeeeeeew gross!

Tea: I think it's cute!

Serenity: *blushing slightly* Tea, truth or Dare.

Tea: truth!

Isis: *starts waving arms*

Mai: I think she wants to tell us something.

Isis: *writes down on piece of paper then gives to Mai*

Mai: *reads it* ooooooo! *evil smirk* Serenity, check this out.

Tea: O_O0 hey! what are you doing?!

Serenity: *reads it* oooo! Tea, I think your going to like this question!

Tea: what?!

Serenity: *evil smirk* Who do like more? Bakura or Yami?

Bakura: *gasps*

Yami: *whose been in the closest sitting quietly suddenly jumps up*

Tea: well..............

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Gw: yay! another cliffie!!!!!

Bakura: your just dragging this out as long as possible aren't you!

Gw: yup! I think it's quite interesting how two of some of the most powerful beings on Earth get all messed up because of a girl!

Tea: you haven't seen anything yet, watch this. *calls in sing song voice* Oh Yaaaaammi!

Yami: yes, love?

Tea: would you please go and get me five pounds of liver, a beetle, a car, and a mink coat?

Yami: O_o, uh sure.

Gw: oooooooo! Tea, I shall take a leaf out of your book!

Tea: hehe!