Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Yugioh: Christmas Party ❯ The winner is. . . ( Chapter 15 )

Disclaimer: I don't Yugioh, or the 7up guy.

Malik: How much do I have to bribe you to get that Make Out session?

Bakura: I've been looking for another Millennium Item to add to my collection . . .

Malik: *hands him rod* here ya go!

Bakura: ^_^ nice doing business with you!

Isis: O_O . . . Malik! Go back your item right now!

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Yami: RED!

Bakura: Blue!

Yami: Listen TOMB RAIDER! I suggest you shutup before I go Rabid Monkey on your ass!

Bakura: Why don't you shutup the fuck up before I decide to play Whack-a-Mole with your head!

Yami: *Rabid-Monkey pissed* I am sooooo gonna busta cap in your ass!

Bakura: *even more pissed* Not before I give you a first class ass whooping!

*DUST CLOUD FIGHT TO END ALL DUST CLOUD FIGHTS BEGINS*

Mokuba: (O_o) uh, guys can't we decide this some other way?

*Brief pause*

Yami/Bakura: STAY OUT OF THIS!

*Fight resumes*

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After singing every single musical one could think of when on the brink of death. . .

Malik: gee, Isis. That really did cheer me up!

Isis: What's a big sis for? *Hugs Malik*

Tea/Mai/Serenity: Awwwwwwwwww!

Tea: *walks out of kitchen followed by Malik* *turns around* Malik! Can't you leave me?

Alone for ONE second?!

Malik: I--well--

Tea: Gosh! Merry Christmas Malik! *Kisses him deeply on the lips*

Malik: O_O.

Tea: *breaks away* I hope you're happy. *Walks away*

Malik: *sorta dazed, has a dopey smile*

Isis: *grin* at least someone's happy today.

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Tristan: *glance at clock* Gosh Kaiba! Could you go any slower?!

Seto: *turns to him* hey shutup! I'm doing the best I can! *Fiddles with the PB* It's not my fault some evil freak planted a Porno Bomb in my house.

Ryou: you're the one who allowed the fricken' party in the first place.

Seto: Oh shutup! Just because your British doesn't make you right!

Ryou: hmph. *Looks at magazine*

Yugi: I just guess we're all cranky, seeing that we're going to die . . .

*Silence*

Ryou: I DON`T WANNA DIE! *Cries into magazine*

Seto: could someone take that away from him before he gets my ladies all soggy? Geeze

(An: this chappy sappy enough for you?)

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Bakura: I going to scratch your face off! *Tries to scratch his face off*

Yami: Ahh! *Defends himself*

Mokuba: O_o? Uh, guys . . .

Yami: I think I'm bleeding!

Mokuba: O_O; uh guys. .

Bakura: Burn!

Mokuba: YOU GUYS!

*Yami and Bakura stop each trying to kill each other*

Mokuba: okay! We are running out of time! I am going to cut a wire! *Points a finger of shame* Look at yourselves! We are in an unbelievably tight spot and you two are acting like Three year olds (Rabid Monkey, Psychopaths, freaks of Mother Nature, etc.)!

Yami: *feeling guilty, pulls himself out from under Bakura* uh, sorry . . . Tomb Raider.

Bakura: *stands up* yeah, . . .pharaoh.

Mokuba: Now, are we going to cut the red or the blue?!

Yami: uh, *sigh* why don't you decide Bakura.

Bakura: *shocked* Wha?

Yami: *feeling embarrassed* I said you could decide! Geeze!. .

Bakura: . . .Really?

Yami: *grumpily* yes.

Bakura: uh, *to Mokuba* Mokuba, cut the red one.

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Tristan: hey, look at the time.

Joey: *looks at clock* five minutes.

Seto: *fiddles with the PB* Just enough time to get the bomb defused!

Joey: Alright!

Tristan: *high fives Yugi*

Seto: and if we get out of this alive, Porno for everyone!

Joey: ALL RIGHT!

Tristan: *tackles Yugi*

Yugi: ow! I'm fragile!

Tristan: ^_^; sorry.

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Malik: *grinning from ear to ear*

Tea: Oh please, I did it just because we're on the brink of death!

Malik: suuuuuuurrrrrre.

Tea: --;

Mai: *looks at clock* Oh my gosh! We only have four minutes left!

Isis: And we're all out of show tunes!

Malik: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Mokuba: *takes deep breath*

Bakura: just cut it already, three minutes!

Mokuba: fine! Fine! *Trembling hand goes next to RED wire*

Yami: before you cut the wire, I just want to say. . *Turns to Bakura* Bakura, even through all the times we've bickered and did horrible things to each others food . . .If get Tea, I truly wanted you to have her.

Bakura: . . . gee thanks Yami . . .And if I don't get Tea, I truly want you to have her.

Yami: I appreciate it.

Mokuba: Are you two going to hug?

Yami: ew, no! We're not gay like that!

Mokuba: anyhow, back to the life saving! *Scissors are over wire*

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Joey: Kaiba! We've only got two minutes left!

Seto: *girlishly* Don't pressure me! *Does something to the PB* I just need to do one more thing! Cut this wire! *Points to wire that says "cut me!"*

Ryou: then hurry up and do it!

Seto: shhhhhhhhhhh! I need concentration! *Focuses on the PB* In a few minutes we'll be out here guys . . .

Joey: Alright!

Tristan: *tackles Yugi*

Yugi: Owww!! Stop doing that!!

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Isis: even though I'm about to get blasted into a million pieces by a bomb made to expose Pornography to millions of children, I wouldn't change this Christmas for the world.

Everyone: awwwwwwwww.

Serenity: and I think it's important that we are all spending the last moments of our lives with the people we love.

Everyone: aawwwwwwwwwwww.

Malik: And despite my various attempt to kill you all, my Yami's doing that for me with the help of explosive Pornography.

Everyone: aaaaaawwwww-huh?

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Joey: hey look! Kaiba! Hurry up!

Seto: Hold your damn fricken horses!

Tristan: 20, 19, 18. .

Ryou: please don't count down! It's making me nervous!

Yugi: you are such a wuss! I've been on the brink of death, like, 3 or 4 times!

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Bakura: Dammit Mokuba! Hurry up! We don't have much longer!

Mokuba: Fine! *Cuts the wire*

Everyone dies, the end.

Nah, I'm just joking

Marik: *apparently back into conciousness* Are we dead yet?

Yami: *opens eyes* Ra!

Bakura: We're alive!

Yami: Haha! I told you it was the red wire!

Bakura: I'm the one who chose the red wire!

Yami: You are such a liar! I did!

Mokuba: hello? My Glory?

Bakura: Oh yeah, *slaps Mokuba on the back* You did it little buddy!

Mokuba: *grinning from ear to ear* All we need to do now is go upstairs and celebrate Christmas!

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Seto: What the fudge?

Joey: Don't tell ya have a problem now!

Seto: No, according to the Porno Bomb . . .It's been deactivated!

Ryou: *gasp* So we're not going to die!

Joey: ALL RIGHT!

Tristan: *tackles Yugi*

Yugi: *angry* Stop doing that! *Proceeds in beating the crap out of Tristan*

Tristan: Sorry! I'm just so happy! *Gets hit* Ow!

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Tea: *realizes* Oh my gosh! They've done it! They deactivated the bomb! *Starts hugging everyone*

Malik: *getting hugged* geeze! You're hyper!

Tea: No, I'm just happy that Yami, Bakura and Mokuba are alive!

Isis: *suddenly realizes how pissed off she is* Urg! That Marik! As soon as we get out of here I'm sending him the best Catholic school in the Country! *Stomps out of the kitchen*

Serenity: Oh! I've got to see Seto! *Runs out of kitchen*

Mai: I've got to see Joey too! *Follows her*

Tea: And I've got to wait for somebody at the basement door! *Leaves kitchen*

Malik: *sitting by himself* Fools! They've left the turkey unguarded! MWAHAHAHAHA!

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*Yami, Bakura, Mokuba and Marik are walking through the basement*

Bakura: Are you sure you know the way Mokuba?

Mokuba: Are you kidding? I know this place like the back of my hand! *Looks at hand* hmm, when did that get there?

Marik: I'm just glad I'm not covered in fondue.

Yami: QUIET SLAVE! Gee, it sure does feel good to say that again!

Marik/Bakura: *sweatdrop*

Mokuba: here we are! The exit of the basement! *Opens door*

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How many hugs were in this part?

(An: WARNING! The following sentences reveal Tea's love!)

Tea: *sees basement door open* Yami!

Yami: huh?

Tea: *runs up to hug him* Oh Yami, I've missed you so much!

Yami: *biiiiiiiiiiiiiig grin* ^____________^

Bakura: *feeling pretty crappy* Uh, Tea, I was down there too. .

Tea: Oh, Bakura. *Gives him a hug*

Bakura: *sorta happy*

Tea: *sees Mokuba* You've been through a lot haven't you? ^_^

Mokuba: ^_______^ *hugs Tea*

*Kaiba, Serenity, Joey, Mai, Tristan, Ryou and Yugi all appear from upstairs*

Seto: Mokuba!

Mokuba: Seto! *Gives him hug* This has been the best birthday party ever!

Seto: just as long as you're okay. .

Ryou: *to Bakura* See yami, this is why I don't take you places!

Bakura: hey! If it weren't for me your ass would be blown half away from here!

Yami: you? You didn't do anything! I chose the red wire!

Bakura: wire my ass!

Yami: Don't get me starte--

Tea: *grabs Yami's arm* come on Yami, there's no need to fight!

Yami: ^_________^ *sticks tongue out at Bakura*

Bakura: *can't really say anything*

Malik: *pops out of nowhere* It's okay dude, she dumped me too.

Bakura: Are you trying to make me feel worse?!

Malik: -__-;

Isis: MARIK!

Marik: *trembles* uh, hi Isis!

Isis: Don't you say hi Isis to me! Why is it that every_single_time that I take you somewhere you end up causing some sort of fatal chaos?! Is it really that hard to BE_HAVE?!

Marik: *whimpering* I'm sorry! It's my Nature! Please don't hurt me, Isis!

Mai: *whispers to Malik* Does he always act like such a wuss around Isis?

Malik: shh!! *grin* here's the best part*

Isis: *demonic grin* Don't worry Marik! I won't hurt you! *Pulls him close by the ear* But I will send you to the best Catholic School money can buy! Maybe after you memorize a couple thousand scriptures you`ll get back in line!

Marik: *begging for mercy* No, please, anything but that! I'll be good! I promise!

Isis: Too late Bucko! I'll deal with you later! Now get out of my sight!

Marik: *whimpering like a dog, slowly stalks off*

Everyone: 0__o;

Mai: No offense Kaiba, but I think everyone wants to get out of here.

Seto: Well, there's no use anyway . . .With the blizzard going on.

Joey: *big grin* I bet I can prove you wrong!

With that, Joey opened the door to reveal everything a white, almost perfect, layer of snow! Yeah, seeing that it's barely 12 o'clock, it was dark and there were still stars in the sky.

Mokuba: WEEEEEEEEEEEEELA! *Runs out into snow*

Seto: *runs after him* Mokuba! You don't have a coat on!

Mai: *walks up to door* Wow. . It's so beautiful!

Serenity: *steps out into snow* It's almost like a fairy tale! Well, excluding the Porno bomb and everything!

Seto: *with Mokuba in arms* Okay, everyone back in the house, I don't want any one catching a cold!

Joey: Since when did you start to care Kaiba?

Seto: *grin* I guess it's Christmas Spirit.

Tea: ^_^ I feeling this Christmas is going a good one!

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Bakura/Malik fans: *crowding around Gw with looks of endless rage*

Gw: uh, It's not my fault! Blame it on the people who voted for Yami!

Yami: Hey!

Gw: sorry!

Bakura: *waving Make Out session around* At least I have my Make Out Session!

Tea: *Looks at it* Bakura, this is expired!

Bakura: OO? Noooooooooooooooooo!