Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Yugioh Goes Room Raiding ❯ Raiding Time! ( Chapter 1 )

Yugioh Goes Room Raiding

Disclaimer: I do NOT own Yugioh or Room Raiders. Pleases review or read my other fics. PLEASE! Now own to naughty madness (evil laugh).

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Moon_Dragon decided to go on Room Raiders and she can't wait to rummage through her fellow cast's stuff. Three eligible bachelors wait in a nearby van to watch helplessly as she looks through their items.

Moon_Dragon: Now it's time for bachelor #1's room.

She went inside the room. It was trashed with garbage, clothes, and other unidentifiable items.

#1: I didn't expect company today that's why it's a mess.

On the bed was an elderly and obese looking cat curled up on the unmade bed.

Moon_Dragon: I love cats!

#1: I wouldn't touch him. He's an ornery old fart.

Moon came up and scratched him behind the ears as he let out an affectionate purr.

#1:0_0 Wow, she's good.

#2 and #3: (Snickers) She tamed the cat from hell.

Moon rummaged a little more and found some interesting thing…

Moon: Playboys out the butt! Hmm. You are a horny boy.

#1: (Turns bright red)

Moon: This calls for the black light.

She pulled out a black light and skimmed the bed.

Moon: (Disgusted) Whoa, you sure did fail this test. It's like a trail. Ew, it's on the floor.

#2: Dude, that's sick!

#1: Oh, like you don't do that.

#2: (Turns pink) Not like that sicko.

Moon looked through the bathroom and found KY jelly and a heating pad.

Moon: I think I should take my leave before I find other disturbing things. On to number #2

#3: Hehe she said number 2.

1 and 2: You are a damn retard!

 

Moon entered the second bachelor's room. It was incredibly neat and clean. The room was packed with books and a few plants.

Moon: Hmm. Biographies, magazines, and oh my, The Lusty Lady! A spicy romance novel!

#1: Dirty boy!

Moon spotted what looked like an aquarium, but it was empty.

#2: Oh no! Don't tell me Matilda got out again.

Suddenly a cell phone rang. Moon decided to answer it.

???: You deceiving mother f%@#er! You liar! I'm still getting that s@#t out of my hair! I swear I'm going to kick your ass!

Moon: 0_0 Uh, hello.

???: Sorry wrong number (hangs up).

Moon: Who the hell was that?!

Moon decided to ignore it and when she was about to venture out of the room she felt something touch her leg. Then she felt a sharp piercing feeling on her leg. Something had bit her.

 

The last room was upon her. She was partially happy about ending this madness after what she has seen.

Moon: On to #3 (finally).

The room was about as mush disarray as the first. She reached under the bed and grabbed a random magazine. What Moon saw scared the living crap out of her.

Moon: Ugh, Yuri magazines.

#3: Oh, snap she found them!

#2: X_X Whoa, I didn't need to know about that.

Moon continued to rummage through the magazines. She found piles upon piles of Yuri magazines and pornography. She found a dozen Yuri videos and even an inflatable doll.

#1: I thought I was bad.

Moon: I am afraid.

 

Moon was ready to go home and our boys had a good run of her room. It was mostly animal print and black theme.

#1: (Large grin) Nice bra size.

#2: Underwear with a condom pocket.

#3: A Sesshomaru doll?

Moon barged on their fun.

Moon: Hello, boys. Now it's time to judge the rooms. Room #1: I like the cat and I don't mind messy guys too much, but all that porno I was surprised. Room #2: I liked all the books even the romance novels, but who was that dick that called you? Room #3: I am not offended my Yaoi or Yuri, but that was plain extreme.

The guys looked longingly at her.

Moon: First elimination is Room #3.

Bachelor #3 approached her.

#3: I'm Joey Wheeler.

He sauntered off.

Moon: Next is Room #1.

#1: I am Rex Raptor.

He left with Joey.
Moon: And that leaves #2.

#2: Hello, I'm Weevil Underwood.

Moon: I was wondering what was that thing that bit me?

Weevil: My pet tarantula.

The End

(Yeah, that was different. I didn't mean to offend anyone. I like all of these characters, so don't flame. Please review!)