Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Yugioh Madness! A New Reality Show ❯ Day 1 Seto's Dinning Room ( Chapter 1 )

Day 1 In Seto's Dining Room

Katrina: So, you guys, what's up? (Helping herself to some mashed potatoes)

Joey: THIS FOOD IS GREAT!! (Squabbling around, eating everything in sight)

Tristan: YOU ARE TOO RIGHT, BRO!!! (Looks somewhat like Joey)

Girls frown.

Tea: Looks like I know who not to pick already.

Katrina: Don't be too sure of that…

All the guys are gobbling up all the food.

Mai: Disgusting.

Kaiba: (neatly eating, wiping his mouth with his napkin, and looking disgustedly at Joey with a giant milk mustache)

Katrina: (Looks at Kaiba dreamily)

Joey: Hey Katrina!

Katrina: (Snaps out of it) yea?

Joey: Can ya pass the mash potatoes? You've had that over there for millennia!!

Katrina: Sure, after you wipe you milk mustache. (Gives him a cute look)

Joey: OKAY!!

Yami: This show sucks.

Yugi: OH NO!! Yami, you said a bad word!!

Yami: Suck?

Yugi: AHHHHH!! You said it again. That's HORRIBLE YAMI!

Yami: Don't worry Yugi; suck isn't that bad of a word, because if it were it'd be censored. Cause, I talked to DMG about it. All bad words are to be censored. Just in your case, Yugi.

Yugi: OH THANK YOU YAMI!

Kaiba: Oh really? Everything's censored? Hmm…let me test it out. You are a BIG FAT beep - beep - beep, YAMI! I deserve to be the king of games, you beep - beep - beep - beep. Well looks like it works well.

Everyone's shooting bad looks towards Seto.

Kaiba: Heh heh. I didn't mean any of it. Really!

Suddenly Fire Alarm goes off.

Tea: What's that?

Tristan: Lie Detecting Alarm, I installed it illegally so I would know if you girls are lieing about me or not.

DMG: (Stomps in and destroyed the Alarm and smacks Tristan oh the head) TRISTAN!!

Tristan: Soooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

DMG: Hmmph. (Leaves)

Katrina: This has been one interesting dinner.

Yugi: Oh yeah, but this is a reality show remember?

Tea: (Looks cutely at Yugi) Yeah Yugi, how bout you and I go out to the balcony after dinner?

Yugi: Aren't we restricted from going outside?

Tea: The balcony is a part of the mansion, plus we are encouraged to go out there.

Yugi: Really?

Tea: Yea, of course.

Yugi: (whispering to Yami's ear) what is she talking about?

Yami: She wants to make out or something on the balcony with you.

Yugi: Ewww…

Tea: (Gives Yugi a death glare)

Yugi: I thought a reality show was where I get to play duel monsters for the world to see!

Yami: Well, that's not what the world wants to see. They want to see you make out with Tea.

Yugi: Ewww, no way!

Tea: Then how bout you Yami?

Yami: (puts a piece of steak in his mouth) Dee-Lite-Tid Too.

Tea: Okay! (Grinning happily)

Katrina: So, how was the battle city tournament? I missed it.

Marik: I SHOULD HAVE WON!! YAMI YOU CHEAT!

Yami: No, you are a loser and don't deserve to have my power.

Marik: YOUR POWER? YOU HAVE HALF THE AMOUNT OF POWER I HAVE.

Yami: Then why do you want my power?

Marik: ARRRRGGGGGG… MORE POWER YOU SEE!

Katrina: (Whispering to Tea) Does Marik always yell when he talks?

Tea nods her head.

Kaiba; Nah, that tournament wasn't all that fun. I mean, I didn't beat Yugi, it was an awful waste of money, but then again, I have Obelisk the Tormentor.

Katrina: You have a god card?

Yugi: Yeah, and I have one too, and so does Marik.

Marik: THEY ALL SHOULD HAVE BELONGED TO ME!!

Mai: Hmm….Joey and Tristan are awfully quiet.

Katrina: (rolls her eyes) I wonder why? (Stares at the take their 15th helpings)