Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Yugioh Madness! A New Reality Show ❯ Day 1 Kaiba's Living Room ( Chapter 3 )

Day 1 Kaiba's Living Room

Bakura: So how are we going to do this? There are only 3 girls, but 7 guys. Do we take turns?

Joey: No Bakura. The Girl picks who she wants ta be wit.

Bakura: Well then that's not fair. I'm never going to be picked.

Katrina: Maybe I'll pick you then Bakura. (Winks)

Tea and Yami walk in.

Joey: Hey, no fair, I want Katrina.

Tristan: No I want her too, wait, actually, I pick Mai. NO wait, I like… SERENITY.

Joey: Too bad, my sister's not here.

Yugi runs over to Tea and Yami.

Yugi: Did you guys …. I CAN'T SAY IT! It's too bad to say!!

Yami: Make out?

Yugi: AHHHHHH!!! YAMI'S NOT A VIRGIN ANYMORE!!

Everyone stares at Yami suspiciously.

Yami: Yugi! Shut up. I am still, and no we didn't.

Mai: I can't take this. This lot is full of immature losers. How am I going to pick a single one of you? I need someone, more mature, more manly, more like…

Tea: Kaiba?

Mai: No, dear, he's obnoxious.

Tea: So are you.

Mai: Shut up honey. But I guess you are right, he does have the cash.

Kaiba: ARGGGGG…ALL GIRLS WANT FROM ME IS MONEY!! AM I GOING TO BE THE NEXT JOE MILLIONAIRE OR SOMETHING?

Katrina: Actually, Joe Millionaire is a guy with NO money that pretends to have the money. You have the money, but you pretend you don't have the money, and see what girls think of you. Anywayz, I don't like you for your money, you know, Seto.

Kaiba: I don't like to be lectured.

Tristan: We aren't getting anywhere. I say we do what Bakura suggested, and Divide the guys up for the girls. We do have 4 days. Lets just say today is our group day, tomorrow each girl will have two guys, and the two different guys the next day, and then two more the day after that. Agree?

Bakura: I hate your ideas Tristan, but I like this one.

Girls: Sure…

Guys: Alright.

Tristan: Ok, who's for Katrina tomorrow?

Joey and Bakura simultaneously say: Me

Tristan: Ok... (Taking notes) How bout Tea?

Yami: Me

Yugi: I copy Yami.

Tristan: Alright. And I guess that leaves me and Marik for Mai.

Kaiba: Ahem... What about me?

Tristan: Oops forgot you. How bout one of the girls per day in the evening?

Kaiba: Sure. Who do I got tomorrow?

Tristan: Which girl volunteers?

Tea: I will I guess.

Tristan: Ok, so you got a busy day tomorrow huh Tea?

Tea: (blushes red)

Tristan: and I think we will plan the next day's lineup during Seto's date time.

Everyone: Sure.

Katrina: So what do we do now?

Tea: Truth or Dare anyone?

Mai: Oh that is SUCH a FUUUUUN Game!! Good thinking love.

Marik: OH YEAH, THAT GAME! ISHIZU MADE ME PLAY ONCE, AND I HAD TO ---

Joey: We don't care Marik.

Yugi: How do you play?

Yami: I don't know should we let Yugi play this nonsense game? You know he might freak out or something.

Mai: Everyone has to play, it makes it more fun.

Katrina: I don't know; I really don't feel like playing.

Mai: C'mon hon.

Katrina: Oh, alright.

Mai: Good Girl. So all you guys in?

Guys: Sure.

Mai: OK! I'll start... And I PICK JOEY! Truth or Dare?

Joey: oh man… Oh well, I'm not a scared little puppy dog. DARE!

Mai: I dare you too…hop on one foot singing a song.

Joey: Piece of cake.

Joey gets up and starts hopping up and down.

Joey: We played this game before

But never quite this way

It's like an all out war

With monsters at our play

Yugioh!

He's the king of games!

Yugioh!

King of games!

Kaiba: Make him stop. He's giving me a headache.

Yugi: Is he singing about me? COOL!

Yami: You are amused now, Yugi. But wait till the other things you gotta do. They are much tougher. You won't like this game.

Joey: Ok, now I pick KAIBA!

Kaiba: Bring it on. Truth.

Joey: Ok, truth or dare? HEY! YOU ANSWERED BEFORE I ASKED!!

Kaiba: Loser.

Joey: But you picked Truth, which makes you a scared puppy dog. Ha-ha

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Everyone starts getting up and leaving to go to sleep.

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Kaiba: I'm not a loser, I'm not going to fall for that! You lose! HAHAHA

Joey: ARGGGGG!! Hey where did everyone else go?

Kaiba: Dunno. Oh My Obelisk! Its 10 already!

Joey: 10 o'clock ain't late.

Kaiba: No, but Mokuba had to be in bed an hour ago.

Day 1 Duke Devlin's Game Shop

Duke: You are an awesome kid. You know that?

Mokuba: You are an awesome guy! I never get to stay up this late.

Duke: Really? By the way it's you're turn.

Mokuba: Oh, yeah. DICE ROLL!

Day 1 Back in Kaiba's Living Room

Kaiba: I think I'll go to bed now.

Joey: I think I will too.

Kaiba:…

Joey: ….

Joey: You're not moving.

Kaiba: Neither are you.

Joey: I challenge you to a duel.

Kaiba: It's not worth my time.

Joey: Then why aren't you moving?

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Kaiba: Forget this, I'm not going to have silence contest. I'm leaving.

Joey: HAH! I WON!

Kaiba leaves.

Joey: Hey! Where do you think you're going? I didn't have my victory party yet!