Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Yugioh Madness! A New Reality Show ❯ Mai and Marik's Date ( Chapter 6 )
Day 2 Mai and Marik
Marik: Hey sexy lady, I like your flow.
Mai: Ewww…Save it for someone else.
Marik: Your body's bangin, out of controoooooool!
Mai: Yeah, you can go on and sing that song, and I'll file my nails.
Marik: HEY! THIS IS OUR DATE!
Mai: I know.
Marik: Then why are you just sitting there doing your nails.
Mai: Cuz I have nothing better to do.
Marik: You have me.
Mai: Forget it loser.
Marik: You're boring.
Mai: What'd you expect?
Marik: You know what?
Mai: What?
Marik: I can use another Rare Hunter.
Mai: NO! NO! NO!
Marik: (Pulls out what he thinks is his millennium rod, but turns out to be a tree branch) WHERE IS MY MILLENIUM ROD!!!
DMG suddenly appears.
DMG: I took it away from you.
Marik: Why?
DMG: Because I didn't want to you to take one of the girls and turn them into a rare hunter. And looks like you almost were going to. It was a safety precaution.
Marik: WHY YOU!!!!!!!!
DMG: Uh, Uh, Uh. No threatening the host.
Marik: Or what?
DMG: You don't get the rod back after the show.
Marik: ok.
DMG suddenly disappears.
Mai: ok…you are such a loser you lost a fight to the hostess.
Marik: HOSTESS? WHERE'S THE CREAM FILLING?
Mai: You're crazy.
Marik: No I'm not.
Mai: Ok, whatever. These five hours has been wasted.
Day 2 Back in the Living Room
Tristan: So who do you guys think is doing well.
Bakura: Probably Katrina and Joey. They've been friends for a long time.
Tristan: Well so have Yugi and Tea.
Bakura: But Mai and Marik. I think there's going to be something terribly wrong happening right now.
Kaiba: (Surfing the web) Who cares what's happening now, and think about what you are going to do for the date.
Tristan: Good point.
Bakura: What have you planed to do, Seto?
Kaiba: I hate Tea. Anything horrible to her.
Yugi: NO WAY! You can't do that! She's so nice.
Kaiba: Not to me.
Yugi: She stopped you from dieing the other day.
Kaiba: Actually, you did. You were the one that didn't attack me.
Yugi: oh yea.
Tristan: (looking at his watch) hmm…TIME. Everyone should be coming back by now.
Mai and Marik walk in.
Mai: Never do I ever want to see this guy again.
Bakura: See, I told you Tristan.
Tristan: It won't be long until the others come back.
Kaiba: Is that Katrina?
Yugi: YEP! Joey. JOEY! HOW WAS IT?
Joey: uh….ok, I guess.
Katrina: Joey, I had a WONDERFUL time!!
Joey: Yah DID?
Katrina: (nods her head)
Joey: Cool, I'm pro at this.
Tristan: Looks like our guesses were right. They did go together well.
Katrina: (whisper in Tristan's ear, far from Joey) Actually, not really. He ruined the movie.
Tristan: Okie….never mind. Hmm….Where's Tea and Yami?
Yugi: I'm scared. What if they got lost? FOREVER?
Kaiba: You can't get lost in my mansion. There are only about a bazillion rooms. There's no way you can get lost.
Moments later Tea and Yami enter the room.
Katrina: (Runs up to Tea) Tea HONEY!! How'd it go?
Tea: Well.
Tristan: Time for our next date.
Mai: Oh yeah.
Joey: (elbows Tristan) Eh…Why so anxious?
Tristan: (Blushes) Ok, line up for now. Katrina and Bakura. Tea and Yugi. Me and Mai.
Katrina: Ok. Let's get going.
Joey: Hmm… you seem anxious too.
Katrina: CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE NEXT MOVIE!!
Everyone sweat drops.
Bakura: uh, oh. I don't think I have a movie with me.