Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Yugioh Madness! A New Reality Show ❯ Mai and Marik's Date ( Chapter 6 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

Day 2 Mai and Marik

Marik: Hey sexy lady, I like your flow.

Mai: Ewww…Save it for someone else.
Marik: Your body's bangin, out of controoooooool!

Mai: Yeah, you can go on and sing that song, and I'll file my nails.

Marik: HEY! THIS IS OUR DATE!

Mai: I know.

Marik: Then why are you just sitting there doing your nails.

Mai: Cuz I have nothing better to do.

Marik: You have me.

Mai: Forget it loser.

Marik: You're boring.

Mai: What'd you expect?

Marik: You know what?

Mai: What?

Marik: I can use another Rare Hunter.

Mai: NO! NO! NO!

Marik: (Pulls out what he thinks is his millennium rod, but turns out to be a tree branch) WHERE IS MY MILLENIUM ROD!!!

DMG suddenly appears.

DMG: I took it away from you.

Marik: Why?

DMG: Because I didn't want to you to take one of the girls and turn them into a rare hunter. And looks like you almost were going to. It was a safety precaution.

Marik: WHY YOU!!!!!!!!

DMG: Uh, Uh, Uh. No threatening the host.

Marik: Or what?

DMG: You don't get the rod back after the show.

Marik: ok.

DMG suddenly disappears.

Mai: ok…you are such a loser you lost a fight to the hostess.

Marik: HOSTESS? WHERE'S THE CREAM FILLING?

Mai: You're crazy.

Marik: No I'm not.

Mai: Ok, whatever. These five hours has been wasted.

Day 2 Back in the Living Room

Tristan: So who do you guys think is doing well.

Bakura: Probably Katrina and Joey. They've been friends for a long time.

Tristan: Well so have Yugi and Tea.

Bakura: But Mai and Marik. I think there's going to be something terribly wrong happening right now.

Kaiba: (Surfing the web) Who cares what's happening now, and think about what you are going to do for the date.

Tristan: Good point.

Bakura: What have you planed to do, Seto?

Kaiba: I hate Tea. Anything horrible to her.

Yugi: NO WAY! You can't do that! She's so nice.

Kaiba: Not to me.

Yugi: She stopped you from dieing the other day.

Kaiba: Actually, you did. You were the one that didn't attack me.

Yugi: oh yea.

Tristan: (looking at his watch) hmm…TIME. Everyone should be coming back by now.

Mai and Marik walk in.

Mai: Never do I ever want to see this guy again.

Bakura: See, I told you Tristan.

Tristan: It won't be long until the others come back.

Kaiba: Is that Katrina?

Yugi: YEP! Joey. JOEY! HOW WAS IT?

Joey: uh….ok, I guess.

Katrina: Joey, I had a WONDERFUL time!!

Joey: Yah DID?

Katrina: (nods her head)

Joey: Cool, I'm pro at this.

Tristan: Looks like our guesses were right. They did go together well.

Katrina: (whisper in Tristan's ear, far from Joey) Actually, not really. He ruined the movie.

Tristan: Okie….never mind. Hmm….Where's Tea and Yami?

Yugi: I'm scared. What if they got lost? FOREVER?

Kaiba: You can't get lost in my mansion. There are only about a bazillion rooms. There's no way you can get lost.

Moments later Tea and Yami enter the room.

Katrina: (Runs up to Tea) Tea HONEY!! How'd it go?

Tea: Well.

Tristan: Time for our next date.

Mai: Oh yeah.

Joey: (elbows Tristan) Eh…Why so anxious?

Tristan: (Blushes) Ok, line up for now. Katrina and Bakura. Tea and Yugi. Me and Mai.

Katrina: Ok. Let's get going.

Joey: Hmm… you seem anxious too.

Katrina: CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE NEXT MOVIE!!

Everyone sweat drops.

Bakura: uh, oh. I don't think I have a movie with me.