Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Yugioh Madness! A New Reality Show ❯ Mai and Yami's Date ( Chapter 14 )

Day 3 Mai and Yami

Mai: Ok, kiddo. I will have to say this to you and all of the rest of the other people. I don't need to pathetically go out with you as you have with all the rest of the people. I will just sit here and do my own thing, as you can go on with whatever you want to do.

Yami: Hmm…okay.

Mai: Don't give me your nice guy look and let me go easy like Tristan, he turned out to be horrible.

Yami: I'm not like Tristan.

Mai: Sure.

Yami: Okay.

Mai and Yami sit back to back without saying a word for an hour.

Mai: You know what Yami, you might be telling the truth.

Yami: About what?

Mai: Not bothering me.

Yami: Yes?

Mai: Are you seriously a PHAROAH?

Yami: Yes.

Mai: Then you'd have a lot of money!

Yami: I guess.

Mai: Hmm…have you seen that totally cute outfit at the mall Yami?

Yami: No.

Mai: Well, I think you should buy it. It would look cute on you, and if you don't like it , I'll have it.

Yami: It's ok, I'm not a cross dresser.

Mai: Well alright.

Mai: Well…this is getting boring.

Yami: Tell me about it.

Mai: Hmm…would you like me to paint you nails?

Yami: Excuse me? Paint my nails?

Mai: Yea! Black would look great on ya!

Yami: No thanks, I've never painted my nails, and I'm not planning to.

Mai: Are you sure?

Yami: Positive.

Mai: You are much more boring than Tristan and Marik.

Yami: Thank you.

Mai: Wanna play duel monsters?

Yami: OK!

Plays Duel Monsters

Mai: I attack the Dark Magician with Harpies Pet Dragon!

Yami: You walked into my trap…

Day 3 Viewers Home

Viewer 1: Today is a friendly day.

Viewer 2: They are all friendly.

Viewer 3: This is the most boring episodes ever!

Viewer 1: Correct.

Viewer 3: They better make these dates a little better if they want good reviews.

Viewer 2: Actually I found the Kaiba Videos quite amusing.

Viewer 1: Correct.

Day 3 Back in Living Room

Katrina and Marik come in the room chatting about each others voice

Marik: You might someday become the next Britney Spears. Seriously.

Katrina: You, are great too. You're voice is sooooo nice.

Marik: You have a great voice, you can reach all the high notes and all the low ones.

Katrina: Oh hi! Everyone. I was just talking to Marik about how well he sings. He's excellent.

Marik: Katrina is an excellent singer also.

Everyone stares at them strangely.

Katrina: By the way, I had a great time with you too!

Marik: Me too!

Joey and Tea come walking in.

Tea: Hahahah…that was a GREAT movie.

Joey: HAHAHAH…I KNOW!!

Tea: HILARIOUS!

Joey: FUNNY!

Tea and Joey: GREAT!!

Yugi: looks like you guys had a good time. Have you seen Yami?

Tea: Nope.

Suddenly they hear echos from the other room.

Yami: DARK MAGIC ATTACK!!

Mai: NO! I lost…

Yami: I defeated you, but you played well.

Mai: Yes… I still have so much to learn.

Yami: Look at the time. The others must be waiting for us!

Mai: Yes, lets go.

Yami and Mai come strolling into the room.

Mai: What have we missed guys?

Bakura: Nothing much.

Kaiba: You know, looks like show has gotten less romantic.

Tristan: I noticed.

Bakura: Who knows, maybe it's just the odd pairings today.

Yami: Bakura's right.

Katrina: Well I had fun…It didn't have to be romantic.

Joey: Yeah!!

Tristan: So how about it? Let's go to our next dates.

Bakura: Yes. Let's.