Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Yugioh Play ❯ Yugioh Play ( Chapter 1 )

Ok the entire Yu-gi-oh! Cast tries out for a part in the school play. It's funny just review if you don't like bad language just go away now…

Yami Bakura- Bakura

Bakura- Ryou

Malik-Marik

Yami Marik-Mariku

(Everyone is sitting in class waiting for the day to end)

Tea-Oh! I can't wait till after school! I wonder who I'll be in the play?!

All- *sighs, for another of her boring long speeches*

Ryou- Does anyone know what the play is even based on?

Yami- Well I heard that it's based on ancient Egypt.

Bakura- Sweeet I can be the awesome, evil, sexy tomb robber that everyone wants to get their hands on, including the ladies *smirks at that comment* , and you can be the ugly baka pharaoh.

Yami- >:O

Seto- Yes and I will be the evil priest you kicks all you asses! Mwhahaha!

Mokuba-*sighs* Big brothers now-a-days…

Marik- Hey I wanna be the pharaoh! It's not fair!

Mariku- Oh Marik don't be a baby…

Marik- No this is being a baby…..*takes purple baby rattle outta backpack*

Mariku- Where in Ra's name did you get that?

Marik- *grins* Out of your dresser.

All- O.O

Mariku- *blushes* It's not mine I swear!

Marik- Right…sure thing Mariku…

All Still- O.O

Bakura- Anyways lets change the subject….

Mariku-Yes please…..*still blushing*

Joey- Hmmmm I wonder who I'll be…what do ya think Yug?

Yugi- Who's knows Joey….you'll be the-

Seto- You'll probably end up being the mangy mutt you gets hit by a car.

Mariku- Haha good one.

Joey- Wacth it Seto…..

Kabia- Oh really what's a mutt like you gonna do about it? Huh?

Joey- YOU UNCLE FUCKER!

Kabia- YOU FUCKED YOUR UNCLE!

Joey- YOU FUCKED YOUR UNCLE!

*music starts playing in the backround* AN: If you watched the SouthPark movie you would get this part like you Allie.

Joey- SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE UNCLE FUCKER! YOU'RE A BALL SUCKING ASS LICKING UNCLE FUCKER! YOU'RE AN UNCLE FUCKER YES IT'S TRUE! NOBODY FUCKS UNCLES QUITE LIKE YOU!

Kabia- SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE UNCLE FUCKER! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO FUCK YOUR UNCLE ! UNCLE FUCKER! YOU DON'T EAT OR SLEEP OR MOW THE LAWN YOU JUST FUCK YOU UNCLE ALL DAY LONG!!!

Marik- Ok It ends right NOW!

Mariku- Yeah we both knows what comes next…

Joey,Seto- *laughing*

Marik- Yeah we have wacth that movie so many times.

*Bell rings*

All- *Stampede out of Classroom trampling Tea in the process*

Ryou- Did we step on something?

Bakura- Uh no we didn't step on anything *laughs*

Tea- XP

All- *arrive at stage entrance*

Yami- Well here's the stage.

Marik- Hope we all get the parts we want.

Bakura- Hehehe I doubt that.

Well there's the first Chapter! Hope you like epically the SouthPark part *laughs*

Well I want reviews before I start the new Chapter! See ya soon!