Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Yugioh Play ❯ Yugi's mom a bicth? ( Chapter 3 )

(The next day at school)

Mokuba- Aren't you guys excited about the play?!

Bakura- Oh yes so excited *sarcastically*

Mokuba- What's wrong you don't sound to happy.

Bakura- Well I'm not gonna get to be the pharaoh in the play. Baka Yami will get it and brag all about it.

Marik- Damn I wanna to be the pharaoh.

Bakura- I don't think you would get picked.

Marik- Why not?

Bakura- Well when you tried out for it you just stood there looking all high and mighty, and danced around ,you didn't even read your part.

Marik- Oh……God damnet!

Yugi- So Yami who do you think your gonna be?

Yami- Well dear Yugi worse actor than me and for I am the greatest actor who ever lived. I think I will end up being- drum roll please…

Yugi- *pulls drums outta backpack*

Yami- I will be the one and only PHAORH!!!

Bakura- >.O *twitch*

Yami- Yes I will be the pharaoh and there is nothing you can do about it.

Marik- Yami you know this is just a play right?

Yami- SHUT UP!!!! I AM THE PHAROH!! *falls outta desk and spazes*

Marik- Sure…don't spaz your self to death….

Yami- *Still spazing*

Ryou- Who do you think you'll be Mariku?

Mariku- I doubt I'll get the part I want…Mr. happy pants didn't seem like he liked he to much…well that's a good thing.

Ryou- What do you think you'll end up being?

Mariku- I dunno probably a tree…

Ryou- A tree?

Mariku- Yes a tree you just wait and see…

Ryou- Ok then…

Seto- Well we all know who I'm gonna be.

Joey- Of course we do.

Seto- Oh really?

Joey- Yeah you'll end up being the shitty old camel!

Seto- You Baka!

Yugi- I dunno if I can even be in the play, my mom is afraid I'll end up being picked on because of my size.

Joey- Think of it this way Yug your not short…just say your fun-sized!

Yugi- Thanks a lot Joey *rolls eyes*

Mariku- God your mom is a bicth Yugi.

Yugi- Don't call my mom a bicth Mariku!

*music starts to play Mariku starts to sing*

Mariku- WEEEEEEEEEEEELLLL!

Yugi- Don't do it Mariku!

Mariku- WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLL!!!

Yugi- I'm warning you!

Mariku- Ok Ok….

Yugi- I'm getting pretty sick of him calling my mom a bicth…

Mariku- Well, Yugi's Mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world, she's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch, she's a bitch to all the boys and girls.

Yugi- SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH MARIKU!

Mariku- On Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch, on Wednesday through Saturday, she's a bitch, then on Sunday, just to be different, she's a super kingkong kameha-meha biatch!

Yugi- *growls*

Mariku- *gets on teachers desk* COME ON YOU ALL KNOW THE WORDS!!!

All except Yugi- Have you ever met my friend Yugi's mom, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world, she's a mean old bitch, and she has stupid hair, she's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, she's a stupid bitch, Yugi's mom's a bitch and she's such a dirty bitch. Talk to kids around the world it might go a little bit somethin like this.

Japanese- *start siging*

French- *start to sing*

Deutsch- *start to sing*

African- *start to sing*

All- Have you ever met my friend Yugi's mom, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world, she's a mean old bitch, and she has stupid hair, she's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!

*Yugi's mom walks into classroom*

All- *stop singing gasps*

All except Mariku who is still signing.

Mariku- bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, she's a stupid bitch, Yugi's mom's a bitch and she's such a dirty bitch.

Yugi- Uh Mariku…

Mariku-I Really mean it, Yugi's mom She's a big fat fucking bitch a big fat fucking bitch, Yugi's mom yeaaaaaaaahhhh!

Yugi's mom- >:o

All- O.O

Mariku- *stops singing* What? *turns around and sees Yugi's mom. Aw Fuck…

Yugi's Mom- >:O

Marik- Run Mariku…

Mariku- *runs out of class at full speed*

Yugi's Mom- *chases after Mariku*

Mariku- AHHHHHHHHHHHHH SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!

Yugi's Mom- >:O

Mariku- *jumps into locker and hides*

Yugi's Mom - Where the hell is he!!!???

Yugi- Calm down mom!

Yugi's Mom- *foaming at mouth*

All- *running down hallway*

Marik- Hey I know where he went!

Yugi's Mom- WHERE THEN!!???

Mariku- *In locker* Oh Ra I'm doomed…

Marik- *Points outside school*

Yugi's Mom- Wait till I get my hands on you!!!!!!!!!!! *runs outta school*

Mariku- *falls outta locker* Oh thank you Marik!!

Marik- Well that's what hikaris are for, plus I wouldn't want you to get ripped to shreds.

Mariku- Yeah *gets nervous at the thought*

Bakura- Well that was truly scary to see yugi's mom go insane.

Ryou- Yes I agree.

Yami- Come on you guys lets go see the cast list!

All- * Heads for stage*