Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Yugioh Play ❯ Mouintain town? ( Chapter 11 )

Sorry haven't updated in along time I don't own South Park or Yugioh. Oh and I added some Yaoi *guy guy stuff* language

Cast is getting ready for play…

Bakura- *Admiring himself in the mirror while wearing a pharaoh costume*

Yami- *spazes* You know Bakura that outfit looks good on you …but it would have looked better on me…*flips hair*

All- OOOOOOooooooo!

Bakura- Hehe well look who's the servant…*triple flips hair*

All- *Oooos again*

Yami- Well I never! *bitch slaps Bakura*

All- OOOOOoooo!!!

Bakura- Would you cut it out! *screams at crowd*

Yami- *bitch slaps Baku again*

Bakura- Kicks yami in the nuts

Yami- >.<

Yugi- NO! NOW HE CAN'T FUCK ME ANYMORE!!!

All-OO

Yugi- I mean he can't uh….walk…with me….somewhere….yah….

All- Riiiiiiiiiiiight….

Big Gay Al- Everyone the play starts in 5 minutes I know you all are gonna do great and remember do a SUPER JOB!!!!

All- *spazes*

Curtain rises up…crowd claps…

Bakura- *Sitting on pharaoh's throne*

Yami- *Rubbing Bakura's feet*

Bakura- You know my royal servant it's soooo hard to find good help these days *yawns*

Yami- Oh yes I know…..my king….*wants to throw up*

Bakura- Kiss my foot servant!

Yami- That's not in the strict you ass *whispers*

Bakura- I SAID KISS, MY SERVANT!!!

Yami- *kisses Baku's foot*

Bakura- As I was saying it's so hard to get good help….

Yami- *spits and gags*

Mokuba- *bursts in* My king the war is coming this way!

Bakura- Ah my royal message boy tell the guards to stand….umm by their guard post things…

Mokuba- Uh sir what will that do?

Bakura- DON'T QUESTION MY ATHORATY!!

Mokuba- Yes sir…*runs off stage*

Seto- *rides in on the royal steed who is Joey and Triston* My King the war is approaching!

Joey- Dude get your ass outta my face!

Triston- Oh you know you like it *shakes ass*

Joey- As if get out!

Triston- Uh I can't!

Joey- Well I am! fuck this play! *tries to unzip the zipper on costume*

Triston- Well…

Joey- *Jaw drops* The zipper won't budge!!! *starts to knaw on zipper*

Triston- *Rapist smile* Well Joey I guess we are gonna be stuck in hear…*moves closer to Joey*

Seto- What will we do my lord?!

Bakura- We will fight to the death and- *moans*

Seto- Uh my king what was that?

Bakura- I dunno I think it came from your horse…

Seto- *kicks horse* cut it out *whispers to Joey* Anyways my lord I- *horse moves up and down*

Bakura- OO… uh…Seto what is your horse doing? *moaning sounds*

Seto- AHHH SICK COULD'T YOU GUYS WAIT TILL AFTER THE SHOW!!! *jumps off horse and runs screaming*

Horse- *still moaning*

Bakura- *feels disgusted turns to Marik and Mariku*

Marik and Mariku- *gets hint hobbles over to Joey and Triston and tugs them off stage*

Yami- I always knew they were gay….

Bakura- Well…I guess my horse wasn't feeling to good but it's not what you thought *assures audience*

Crowd- *sighs*

Offstage- OOOHHH TRISTON HARDER!!!

Bakura- O.O

Crowd-O.O

Bakura- Hehe well…*turns red*

Ryou- *Burst in* Honey we are under attack what can we do!?

Bakura- Yes my wife…I know...this may be the last time we could be together…

Ryou- *Gives Bakura loving eyes*

Bakura- LETS MAKE LOVE!!!!

Ryou- THAT WASN'T IN THE SCRIT!!!

Yugi- Sir Sir could you spare some change!!!

Ryou- You don't come on now!!!! *frantic*

Marik- *Decides to make the situation worse* Hey Mariku you got a spider on your shoulder…*giggles*

Mariku- WHAT WHERE!? GET IT OOOOF GET IT OFF!!! *runs around screaming*

Marik- *Starts cracking up*

Mariku- AHHHHHHHHHHH SPIDERS SPIDERS!!!!! *tramples yugi*

Yugi- AHHHH!!!!!

Seto- *Runs in* AHHH THIS GIRLS IS GONNA RAPE ME!!!

Allie- *Runs after Seto* GET BACK HERE SEXY MAN!!

Seto- *Runs offstage*

Allie- *Runs after him*

Triston and Joey- *Rolls onto stage in horse costume still fucking*

Ryou and Bakura- *Fucking on throne*

Marik- *Laughs and falls down* Shit… *tries to get up but can't* Why didn't this idiot put any arm holes!!!! *rolls around*

Marissa- Hehe I know….*gives Marik evil look*

Marik- AHHH! She's gonna rape me!!! *rolls away*

Marissa- *chases after*

Mariku- AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! SPIDERS!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HELP!

Crowd- OO *confused*

Big Gay Al- Dear god they fucked up the whole play….I must save the show!

Cast- *In total chaos*

Big Gay Al- THE SONG SING THE SONG! *screams at everyone*

Cast- ?????

Mokuba- What song?

Big Gay Al- They are screwed…

Bakura- We can still save the show!

Everyone- *Gathers onstage*

Music starts to play out of nowhere…

Bakura- *Everything worked out What a happy end Americans and Canadians are friends again So let's all join hands and knock oppression down!!*

Everyone- *Confused*

Mariku- Canadians?

Ryou-Oppression?

Marik- Lest just go along with it..

All- *Good Lordy I'm fine!*

Marik, Bakura, Yami- *Don't you know Our little lives are now complete!*

Marissa and Allie- *Cause Terrance and Phillip are sweet!*

Seto- *SUPER SWEET!!!*

All- *Thank God we live in this quiet, little, piss-ant, redneck, po-dunk...white trash, kick ass mountain tooooooown!*

Fire works exploded and cast takes a bow.

Big Gay Al- OH THAT WAS SUPER!!!

Hehe well I think I'm done think I should keep it going?