Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Yugioh's Island ❯ The Saga Begins! ( Chapter 1 )
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By: Licence_to_Dream 
Snowy:BWAHA!Another story!
Bakura:Correction.Another stupid story.
Snowy:ACK! You're back!
Bakura:Nice rhyme.
Snowy:Just be happy that instead of you your hikari's putting up with Anzu.
Bakura:*Sarcasim*My poor hikari.
Snowy:*Sarcasim back*It's ok,Anzu will still be here.After sll it is fake.
Bakura:Shit...
---**---
Gilligan's Island Edited Version
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a very VERY fateful trip, That started from this Domino tropic port, aboard this tiny ship. The mate was a mental sailin' man, the Skipper stupid but sure. Five passengers set sail that day for a twenty hour tour. A twenty hour tour.
The weather started getting rough, the tiny ship was tossed. If not for the fear of the cowardly crew, the Minnow would not be lost. The Minnow would not be lost. The ship set ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle,
with Gilligan(Yugi), his Yami (Skipper) too, the Millionaire (Kaiba)
and his wife(Anzu), the movie star(Mai), the Professor (Ryou)and Mary Ann(Joey), here onYugioh's Isle.
Now this is the tale of the castways, they're here for a long, long LONG time, they'll have to make the worst of things, it's an uphill climb. The first mate and the Skipper too, will do their very best, to make the others uncomfortable, in the tropic island sex. No phone, no lights no pottys, not a single luxury, like Robinson Crusoe, as primative as can be. So join us here each day my freinds, you're sure to get a while, from seven stranded castways, here on "Yugioh's Isle!"
---**---
So like yeah.Everyone's stuck on an island and all that jazz.It's mainly a parody of Gilligans island...but different.Somehow.Yeah...Read it though it most likely won't stick. And by now you should know nobody here owns Yugioh At least I don't.
---**---
Months after the ship crash
---**---
Joey:*Sitting with Gilligan*I'm so miserable!
Yugi:What's wrong Mary Ann?
Joey:*Cries*Everone has someone to someone to love! Mr.&Mrs.Howell,Ginger and the Skipper,you and the Professor!
Yugi:*Blinks*No now it's me and Skipper. The female Howell told Ginger that Skipper loves her.It isnt' true. Though Ginger doesn't know that.
Joey:Well he's not my type anyway let's stick to the subject!
Yugi:Well Mary Ann,you'll find love somewhere.Heck maybe there's someone on this island for you!
Joey:Maybe.But I don't count on it.
Yugi:Well,I gotta go help Mr.Howell with his hut.Last night's storm screwed up his place.
Joey:Damn serves him right that snob.
Yugi:Bye.*Walks off*
Joey:*Walks around whistling and gets hit by a pineapple*"Hello lovely*
---**---
Meanwhile
---**---
Mai:*Walks into the lab*Hey Professor.
Ryou:Oh,hey Ginger.
Mai:Wazzup?
Ryou:Nothin much.I found an old hut erlier this morning.
Mai:What kind of hut was it?
Ryou:An old Pizza Hut.
Mai:Really what did you find?
Ryou:I'm serious.It was one.
Mai:You have proof?
Ryou:Uh-huh.*Takes out a can from a box and hands it to her*Open this.
Mai:*Opens it*Tomatoes?!
Ryou:*Nodds*It's dinner tonight.Tomato soup.
Mai:*Finally*we haven't eaten anything good since ever!
Ryou:Seriously.Better than coconuts.
Mai:I'll go tell Skipper to warm up everything.
---**---
Inside the Howell Hut
---**---
Kaiba:*Smoking a pipe*A little to the left Gilly boy.
Yugi:Yes sir.
Anzu:*Putting on make-up*
Yugi:Your hut is all fixed now Mr.Howell!
Kaiba:Good boy.Now you can re tile our roof.
Yugi:Erm..Sure...Where are the leaves sir?
Anzu:Gilligan Honey do you think we'd actually *pick* them when we have to be here all the time?
Kaiba:Gilli you need to go get them by yourself.
Anzu:And make sure you get the ones on the south side of the island.The crispy ones are everywhere but south.
Yugi:*Scowls*Yes madam.*Leaves*
Kaiba:That Gilligan is so lazy.
Anzu:Yes trying to make us do all the work.
---**---
Dinner
---**---
Yami:*Ahem*Thanks to Professors examination skills we have food tonight and about a months worth of food.Today,we'll be eating tomato soup in his honor!
Ryou:*Bows*
Joey:Wait I have an announcement!
Yami:What is it Mary Ann?
Joey:I'm married!
Everyone:What?!
Joey:Meet Charlie!*Shows a pineapple*
It was love at first hit!
Kaiba:Let's just eat.
Anzu:*Sighs softly*Ryou was SO nice to give us a nice dinner.
Kaiba:What?
Anzu:Nothing dear.Nothing.
---**---
Snowy:BWAHA!This is gonna be fun!
Bakura:You are mental.
Snowy:Oh just wait to see what happens to your hikari in the next chapter.
Bakura:I'm not gonna like this...
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Hentai / Comedy | Type: Songfic | Uploaded On: 06.05.2004 | Pages: 1 | Words: 1 | Visits: 538 | Status: Completed
Snowy:BWAHA!Another story!
Bakura:Correction.Another stupid story.
Snowy:ACK! You're back!
Bakura:Nice rhyme.
Snowy:Just be happy that instead of you your hikari's putting up with Anzu.
Bakura:*Sarcasim*My poor hikari.
Snowy:*Sarcasim back*It's ok,Anzu will still be here.After sll it is fake.
Bakura:Shit...
---**---
Gilligan's Island Edited Version
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a very VERY fateful trip, That started from this Domino tropic port, aboard this tiny ship. The mate was a mental sailin' man, the Skipper stupid but sure. Five passengers set sail that day for a twenty hour tour. A twenty hour tour.
The weather started getting rough, the tiny ship was tossed. If not for the fear of the cowardly crew, the Minnow would not be lost. The Minnow would not be lost. The ship set ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle,
with Gilligan(Yugi), his Yami (Skipper) too, the Millionaire (Kaiba)
and his wife(Anzu), the movie star(Mai), the Professor (Ryou)and Mary Ann(Joey), here onYugioh's Isle.
Now this is the tale of the castways, they're here for a long, long LONG time, they'll have to make the worst of things, it's an uphill climb. The first mate and the Skipper too, will do their very best, to make the others uncomfortable, in the tropic island sex. No phone, no lights no pottys, not a single luxury, like Robinson Crusoe, as primative as can be. So join us here each day my freinds, you're sure to get a while, from seven stranded castways, here on "Yugioh's Isle!"
---**---
So like yeah.Everyone's stuck on an island and all that jazz.It's mainly a parody of Gilligans island...but different.Somehow.Yeah...Read it though it most likely won't stick. And by now you should know nobody here owns Yugioh At least I don't.
---**---
Months after the ship crash
---**---
Joey:*Sitting with Gilligan*I'm so miserable!
Yugi:What's wrong Mary Ann?
Joey:*Cries*Everone has someone to someone to love! Mr.&Mrs.Howell,Ginger and the Skipper,you and the Professor!
Yugi:*Blinks*No now it's me and Skipper. The female Howell told Ginger that Skipper loves her.It isnt' true. Though Ginger doesn't know that.
Joey:Well he's not my type anyway let's stick to the subject!
Yugi:Well Mary Ann,you'll find love somewhere.Heck maybe there's someone on this island for you!
Joey:Maybe.But I don't count on it.
Yugi:Well,I gotta go help Mr.Howell with his hut.Last night's storm screwed up his place.
Joey:Damn serves him right that snob.
Yugi:Bye.*Walks off*
Joey:*Walks around whistling and gets hit by a pineapple*"Hello lovely*
---**---
Meanwhile
---**---
Mai:*Walks into the lab*Hey Professor.
Ryou:Oh,hey Ginger.
Mai:Wazzup?
Ryou:Nothin much.I found an old hut erlier this morning.
Mai:What kind of hut was it?
Ryou:An old Pizza Hut.
Mai:Really what did you find?
Ryou:I'm serious.It was one.
Mai:You have proof?
Ryou:Uh-huh.*Takes out a can from a box and hands it to her*Open this.
Mai:*Opens it*Tomatoes?!
Ryou:*Nodds*It's dinner tonight.Tomato soup.
Mai:*Finally*we haven't eaten anything good since ever!
Ryou:Seriously.Better than coconuts.
Mai:I'll go tell Skipper to warm up everything.
---**---
Inside the Howell Hut
---**---
Kaiba:*Smoking a pipe*A little to the left Gilly boy.
Yugi:Yes sir.
Anzu:*Putting on make-up*
Yugi:Your hut is all fixed now Mr.Howell!
Kaiba:Good boy.Now you can re tile our roof.
Yugi:Erm..Sure...Where are the leaves sir?
Anzu:Gilligan Honey do you think we'd actually *pick* them when we have to be here all the time?
Kaiba:Gilli you need to go get them by yourself.
Anzu:And make sure you get the ones on the south side of the island.The crispy ones are everywhere but south.
Yugi:*Scowls*Yes madam.*Leaves*
Kaiba:That Gilligan is so lazy.
Anzu:Yes trying to make us do all the work.
---**---
Dinner
---**---
Yami:*Ahem*Thanks to Professors examination skills we have food tonight and about a months worth of food.Today,we'll be eating tomato soup in his honor!
Ryou:*Bows*
Joey:Wait I have an announcement!
Yami:What is it Mary Ann?
Joey:I'm married!
Everyone:What?!
Joey:Meet Charlie!*Shows a pineapple*
It was love at first hit!
Kaiba:Let's just eat.
Anzu:*Sighs softly*Ryou was SO nice to give us a nice dinner.
Kaiba:What?
Anzu:Nothing dear.Nothing.
---**---
Snowy:BWAHA!This is gonna be fun!
Bakura:You are mental.
Snowy:Oh just wait to see what happens to your hikari in the next chapter.
Bakura:I'm not gonna like this...
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Hentai / Comedy | Type: Songfic | Uploaded On: 06.05.2004 | Pages: 1 | Words: 1 | Visits: 538 | Status: Completed
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