Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ YuGiOh Science Theatre 3k ❯ Cast ( Prologue )

YuGiOh SCIENCE THEATRE CAST

By Fallen Angel of Death

Ishtar Malik: Resident pervert A.K.A the one who receives the most head trauma during the average YSTing. In the normal series, he's the evil dude in the Battle City series and is half as evil as his yami. He has still maintained his sense of humour of course and has kept his rivalry with Yuugi.

Snow Angel: Resident female A.K.A the one who delivers the most head trauma during the average YSTing. Yes, she was once the Change of Heart card, but is now the main prize for any Dual Monsters champion, currently under Yuugi's protection (think Anthy Himemeiya from Revolutionary Girl Utena). She's really nothing more than an author-turned-character and don't expect her to stick around much longer.

Yami no Bakura: Bakura doesn't get half the jokes because of a lack of useless Anime trivia knowledge. He hasn't been around for a long time either, so half the time he doesn't know what to do and doesn't get why the others scream in agony each time the name "Pokemon" is uttered. He puts up with Snow Angel's glomping and also points out strange Yaoi twists and utterly freaking the others out. He has a tendency to hog the snacks.

Mutou Yuugi: The cute innocent one who probably won't be much longer with Malik around. He is very morbid, however, and will get very upset if anyone else steals his death riffs. He still gets mistaken for Yami no Yuugi sometimes though.

Bakura Ryou: The peacemaker on the satellite actually TALKS in the YSTings! (And he comes up with the strangest riffs out of the blue......) He has an aversion to run-ons, though, and the sight of too many can reduce him to a quivering mess...... He or Yugi take place as the "perverted one" if Malik isn't present.

Kaiba Seto: The rational thinker and young CEO of KaibaCorp back home. In the normal series, he's Yuugi's main rival until the Battle City arc where we see him team up with them to face off against Malik's henchmen (although no one is gonna listen to him now, without his thugs to call on, heheh.) He was the one who accidentally created Kage no Yuugi (or Yuugi's Shadow translated) and they all blame him for their predicament =^-.-^=

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YST2k Theme Song

In the not-too-distant future

In the YuGiOh universe

A group of dualists

Were trying to beat Kage's curse!

Because they refused to go along with Kage's plan

And spread bad dubbing across the land

So Kage came up with an evil way

To break their wills and make them all pay!

KAGE: I'll send them cheesy fanfics

And anything else I may find! (JOUNOU *B.G*: LA-LA-LA)

They'll have to sit and watch them all

And I'll finally control their minds! (JOUNOU *B.G*: LA-LA-LA)

Now keep in mind the rebels can't control

Where the fics begin or end (JOUNOU *B.G*: LA-LA-LA)

They'll try to keep their (in)sanity

With the help of their friends

YuGiOh! Science Theatre Role Call!

Ishtar Malik! (*singing* "I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt......")

Snow Angel! ( *re-watching that episode* "Yes, Yugi, that is the CoH card! And yes, Ryou's soul card as well......")

Yami no Bakura! ("Damn that pharaoh!")

Mutou Yuugi! ("I do not like Twinkies, damnit!")

Kaiba Seto! ("Yuugi, I challenge you to a dual!")

Aaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnndddddddddddd......

Bakura Ryou! ("Why me?")

So if you're wondering why they can't escape

And other various facts (JOUNOU *B.G*: LA-LA-LA)

Just chalk it up as a plot device

And you should really just relax

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