Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ YuGiOh Sports Day! ❯ Baseball ( Chapter 1 )

Yu-Gi-Oh Sports Day

Chapter 1: Baseball

Aleuwolf - Yay! My first Humor Fic!

Snowfang - Who cares? Why are you writing about YuGiOh? You should be doing your science homework! Yu-Gi-Oh sucks anyway.

Aleuwolf - You are skating on very thin ice my friend...

Stephwolf - Quit the arguements! Aleuwolf doesn't own YuGiOh, but if she did, it would be bad news for all of us!

Aleuwolf - HEY! I WILL MIND CRUSH YOU!

Stephwolf - ROLL THE FIC! PLEASE!

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Mokuba - Welcome to YuGiOh Sports Day! Courtesy of Aleuwolf! She said that since I'm so small and insignificant, I get the special job of... being.... announc... HEY! WAIT A MINUTE!

Aleuwolf - Uh... First, I would like to say that some of the equipment used in these sports will be replaced with Duel Monsters! And second, I don't know what sport to do first! *whimpers*

Yugi - Don't worry Aleu, how 'bout the first game is Baseball?

Aleuwolf - OK! THE FIRST GAME IS BASEBALL!

Snowfang - Why on EARTH did you make me a character in this fic?????? I HATE YUGIOH! I HATE THE CAST, I HATE THE PLOT, I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT IT!!!!!!!!!

Aleuwolf - Change of plans. The first event is 'Tackle and Torture Snowfang'!!!!

Everyone - Gladly! *All jump on Snowfang*

Snowfang - EEK! OUCH! YEOW! *Everyone jumps off her to reveal her lying mangled on the ground*

Aleuwolf - NOW we can play Baseball! The teams are; Yami, Kaiba, Yami Bakura and Snowfang vs. me, Stephwolf, Bakura and Yugi. Joey is referee.

Tea + Tristan - What about us????

Aleuwolf - You guys are cheerleaders. You're always pretty good at it.

Tea + Tristan - Grrrrrr...

Aleuwolf - Yugi pitches first and Kaiba hits first.

*Players run to take their positions*

Yugi - Here goes nothing!

*Pitches* *The ball is so low it hits Kaiba's ankle*

Kaiba - You're right. That was nothing.

Joey - Ball One!

Bakura - Uh, Yugi? Maybe I should pitch...

Yugi - Ok, just use this as a ball. *Shows Bakura a card*

Bakura - Well, alright. I SUMMON KURIBOH IN DEFENSE MODE!

Yugi - Party pooper...

*Kuriboh appears in his hands and warbles* *Bakura pitches it perfectly*

Kaiba - Simple! *Hits it*

Stephwolf - I GOT IT! I GOT IT!

*The Kuriboh attaches itself to her head*

Stephwolf - AHHH! I CAN'T SEE!

*Kaiba is makes a home run*

Joey - OUT!

Kaiba - WHAT!?! THE BALL IS ATTATCHED TO THE OUTFIELDER'S HEAD!!!!!

Joey - Sorry, Aleu wrote me saying that. She's in charge of the story!

Kaiba - *Turns to Aleu* I'M IN CHARGE OF KAIBA CORP.!!! I HAVE FRIENDS IN HIGH PLACES!!!!! I'LL SUE!!!!!

Aleuwolf - Sorry Kaiba, I'm from the outside world! You can't threaten me here. NEXT UP YAMI BAKURA!

Kaiba - HEY!

Aleuwolf - I SUMMON DARK MAGICIAN! *Dark Magician appears* DARK MAGICIAN, JUST KICK HIS BUTT!

Kaiba - AHHH! *Runs from Dark Magician, who is chasing him*

*Bakura pitches to his yami, who misses the Kuriboh*

Joey - STRIKE ONE!

Yami Bakura - HEY!

*Bakura pitches again, his yami misses again*

Joey - STRIKE TWO!

Yami Bakura - You're asking for it...

*Bakura pitches again, but Yami Bakura misses yet again*

Joey - HA! STRIKE THREE, YOU'RE OUT! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Yugi - I'm not sure that was a good idea Joey...

Yami Bakura - FOOLISH MORTAL!!!!! I SHALL SEND YOU TO THE SHADOW REALM!!!!

*Light comes from the Millennium Ring, Joey disappears*

Yugi - BRING JOEY BACK NOW!!!!

Yami Bakura - WHY??? HE'S A STUPID GIT!!!!

Yugi - Well, I can't argue against that... Aleu! Do something!

Aleuwolf - If you don't bring Joey back your team will automatically lose the game. In fact, send YOURSELF to the Shadow Realm!

Yami Bakura - WHAT???? Oh fine...

*Joey appears and Yami Bakura disappears*

Aleuwolf - YAMI AT BAT!

*Yami hits a home run*

Yami - HA! I defend my title well!

Aleuwolf - SNOWFANG AT BAT AND I'M TAKING OVER AS PITCHER!!!!

Everyone - Uh oh...

Aleuwolf - As a bat, Snowfang will use the Sword of Dark Destruction! And by the way, Kuriboh, switch to attack mode!

Snowfang - That puny Kuriboh won't even scratch me! It's attack power is too low!

Aleuwolf - We'll see, I'll also play the field card Yami.

Yami - What do you want?

Aleuwolf - Shut up.

*Aleu throughs the Kuriboh*

Snowfang - Ha! It won't even... *BOOM* *weak voice* scratch me????

Aleuwolf - The Sword of Dark Destruction you're holding increases its attack by 400 and the field card Yami

Yami - Yes?

Aleuwolf - Raises its attack power by 200!

Snowfang - WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?

Aleuwolf - My team's up for bat!

Yugi - Who said it was YOUR team?

Aleuwolf - I did. I'm the author. If you have any complaints I suggest you keep it to yourself because if you don't I will burn you to a crisp.

Yugi - I have no complaints.

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Aleuwolf - Whaddya think?????

Snowfang - I think it's terrible. Take out the YuGiOh parts and it will be hilarious.

Aleuwolf - The warning I gave to Yugi applies to you too. Any complaints????

Snowfang - No.

Graypawz - I do!!!! You're supposed to be doing your science homework!!!

Aleuwolf - HOW DID YOU GET IN THIS STORY?????

Graypawz - Beats me.

Yugi - Who IS Graypawz??????

Aleuwolf - Me, Snowfang, and Stephwolf's science teacher.

Yugi - Ouch.

Graypawz - You just earned 15 minutes after school young man!!!

Yugi - I don't go to your school...

Graypawz - Remember all Aleu wants is for you to review. All I want is for her to do her science homework!!!!

Aleuwolf - Yup, review!!!!!!!!