Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ YuGiOh Sports Day! ❯ Dodgeball - Fiend vs. Friend ( Chapter 3 )

Yu-Gi-Oh Sports Day

Chapter 3: Dodgeball - Fiend vs. Friend

Aleuwolf - Yay! Dodgeball is here thanks to all my reviewers for suggesting it!

Snowfang - Who cares?

Stephwolf - I do, and Aleu does!

Snowfang - That doesn't count for much...

Aleuwolf - You're just sore because me and Stephwolf made the Honour Roll and you didn't...

Snowfang - I THOUGHT WE SWORE NEVER TO SPEAK OF THAT!!!!!

Aleuwolf - And especially the fact that Stephwolf is an ESL student...

Snowfang - ARGH! QUIT IT!!!!

Stephwolf - Sheesh. Touchy, touchy. Enjoy the fic!

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Aleuwolf - Okay, dodgeball. This version will have certain rules that Stephwolf will explain.

Kaiba - Uh oh, this can't be good.

Stephwolf - Right then. Now, first rule. You must hit BELOW the shoulders at all times...

Yugi - YES!

Bakura - DARN YOU!!!

Everyone - ???

Aleuwolf - My parents don't allow swearing in my fics...

Stephwolf - Uhh, second rule. Five dodgeballs will be in play. You MUST go after someone you hate until only friends are left in the game.

Bakura + Kaiba + Snowfang - Uh oh...

Stephwolf - Joey is judge again...

Joey - Nuts...

Stephwolf - Tristan and Tea will be playing also...

Tristan - YES!

Tea - Uh oh...

Stephwolf - Oh, and flash rule. Yugi can be hit in the head.

Yugi - Darn!

Aleuwolf - Okay, that's all, ON WITH THE GAME!!!

Everyone - *pelts Tea with dodgeballs*

Tea - YEOW! OWCH! OW! HEY! WATCH IT!

Joey - TEA'S OUT!

Bakura - Thank you Mr. Obvious, I think we know that. *throws ball at Joey*

Joey - HEY! I'M JUST DOING MY JOB!

Snowfang - *in her knowing nothing about YuGiOh, throws her ball at Yami Bakura*

Bakura - YEOW! WHICH FOOLISH MORTAL DARES THROW A BALL AT ME?????

Snowfang - *sqeaky voice* eeeep...

Joey - Um, you're out Bakura? Hehe...

Bakura - *glares at Joey but turns back to Snowfang*

Stephwolf + Aleuwolf - SEND HER TO THE SHADOW REALM! SEND HER TO THE SHADOW REALM!

Bakura - SILENCE OR I'LL SEND YOU TO THE SHADOW REALM!!!!!

*crickets chirp*

Bakura - I thought so. *turns to Snowfang* BURN IN THE SHADOW REALM!!! *sends Snowfang to the Shadow Realm*

Joey - I guess Snowfang is out?

Ryou - You can't burn in the Shadow Realm...

Yami - *throws the ball at Kaiba* YES!

Kaiba - OW! HEY! I WAS DISTRACTED WATCHING SNOWFANG AND BAKURA!!!!

Aleuwolf - Sorry Kaiba, Joey didn't call an official timeout.

Kaiba - WHAT?????

Joey - Sorry Kaiba, you're out.

Kaiba - I WILL GET MY REVENGE ON YOU, YOU LITTLE WHIMPERING DOG!!!!!!!

Yami - What IS it with Joey and dogs?

Tristan - Beats me.

Tea - *from sidelines* No idea.

Malik - *throws a ball at Yami* FINALLY!! MY REVENGE ON THE PHARAOH!!!!

Yami - HEY! HE ISN'T EVEN PLAYING!!!

Joey - Sorry, you got hit by a dodgeball, so you're out.

Yami - If you weren't my friend, I would Mind Crush you right now...

Kaiba - HA! STUPID YAMI!! *throws a ball at Yami*

Yami - OW!

Joey - THAT HIT HIM ABOVE THE SHOULDERS! YAMI'S BACK IN!!!

Kaiba + Malik - WHAT????

Malik - Foolish Kaiba! You'll be the first to die when I become Pharaoh!

Yami + Yugi - I thought we would be the first to die???

Malik - No, I'll just send you to the Shadow Realm. Remeber what I told you after your duel with Arcana? Or is it Pandora, I keep forgetting...

Yami + Yugi - Oh...

Aleuwolf - Why is no one throwing the ball????

Yugi - We're all friends.

Stephwolf - What about Malik?

Aleuwolf - He isn't in this fic.

Stephwolf - But...

Aleuwolf - He hacked his way in. He won't be in my next chapter.

Stephwolf - Oh. READ THE NEXT CHAPTER FOR THE DODGEBALL CHAMPIONSHIP OF FRIENDS!!!!!!!

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Aleuwolf - REVIEW! NEXT CHAPTER IS FRIEND vs. FRIEND DODGEBALL!

Snowfang - *sarcastically* I can hardly wait.

Stephwolf - You're just sore that you were the third one out.

Snowfang - Illegally...

Aleuwolf - Hey! Are YOU going to argue with Yami Bakura??

Snowfang - WHAT! I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS DANGEROUS TO PICK A FIGHT WITH!!!!

Stephwolf - You would if you watched YuGiOh...

Aleuwolf - REVIEW!!!!!!!!!! Oh, and sorry, I did all my homework, so no teachers today.