Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ YuGiOh Sports Day! ❯ Insane Intermission ( Chapter 9 )

Yu-Gi-Oh Sports Day

Chapter 9: Insane Intermission

Aleuwolf - School has been an all out war...

Stephwolf - Are your assignments murder?

Aleuwolf - No, me and Snow continue to battle over who can get the best grades.

Stephwolf - Where is she?

Aleuwolf - Studying for the math quiz tomorrow.

Stephwolf - OMIGOSH!!!! I FORGOT ABOUT THE MATH QUIZ!!!!!!!!

Aleuwolf - You didn't study?! You are SO gonna fail...

Stephwolf - Get on with the fic!!!!

Aleuwolf - Oh, right, just trying to delay my death sentence...

***

Aleuwolf - *quiet voice* Um, okay, the intermission begins now.

Everyone - YAHOO!!!!! *runs and tramples Aleuwolf*

Snowfang - Ouch, Kaiba and Yami Bakura were still wearing baseball cleats!

Aleuwolf - *weak voice* Tell me about it...

Stephwolf - Why did you get hurt? If you are writing the fic, why'd you hurt yourself?

Aleuwolf - This is intermission, I'm not in control of what happens.

*silence*

*silence broken by Yugi running screaming behind them, chased by Blue Eyes Ultimate*

Kaiba: DIE YUGI! IF I CAN'T DEFEAT YOU AT DUEL MONSTERS, I'LL JUST ELIMINATE YOU!!!

*Slifer the Sky Dragon appears and pounds the Blue Eyes to dust*

Yami - ... AND DON'T EVER LET ME SEE YOU TORTURE MY HIKARI AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*runs after Kaiba*

Aleuwolf + Snowfang + Stephwolf - *sweatdrop* Uhhh...

Aleuwolf - ...Let's get something to eat...

Snowfang - Good idea.

*Aleu, Snow and Steph walk up to the concession stand*

Aleuwolf - I'd like a large fries please.

Stephwolf - Just a hot dog for me.

Snowfang - A Pepsi and a slice of pizza.

Vender - *gives them what they ordered* Enjoy your food... MWAHAHAHA!

Aleuwolf - O.O Um...

Vendor - Oh, sorry.

Aleuwolf - *sits down* I don't trust that guy...

Snowfang - What do you mean? *bites pizza* AHHHHH!!! HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT! *mouth on fire*

Vender - *holds up red bottle* *pulls off mask to reveal he is Yami Bakura* HA! PAYBACK FOR THE DODGEBALL!!!!!

Snowfang - *runs around screaming for water* *drinks Pepsi* *mouth flames even more* AHHH!!!! BLEACH!!!!! AHHH!!!!

Stephwolf - *impressed* What did you DO?

Yami Bakura - I replaced the tomato sauce in her pizza with Jalapeno Hot Sauce and poured Bleach into her Pepsi! ^_^

Aleuwolf - I would be more impressed if me best friend wasn't screaming and running around behind me...

Snowfang - *continues to run and scream for water*

Stephwolf - Um, is Snow gonna be OK?

Yami Bakura - *evil grin* It'll wear off in a few hours.

Aleuwolf - *shruggs* Fine with me.

Stephwolf - As long as it DOES wear off...

Snowfang - *continues to run and scream*

Yami Bakura - *evil laughter* Well, if you need revenge done, come to the master! *steps on a hidden landmine* *covered in black soot* *blinks*

Joey - *comes out from behind a tree* HAHAHAHAHA! YOU SHOULD SEE YOUR FACE! HAHAHAHA! IT WAS PRICELESS! HAHAHA! AND YOU CALL YOURSELF THE MASTER OF REVENGE????? HAHAHAHA!!! PAYBACK FOR THE SHADOW REALM!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Yami Bakura - *black turns to red* Grrr...

Joey - *gulps* *weak voice* Something tells me I shouldn't have done that...

Yami Bakura - You know Joey, my Millennium Ring can tell your future.

Joey - Really? What is it?????

Yami Bakura - I can see your tombstone, JOEY WHEELER ; DIED JUNE FIFTEENTH 2003

Joey - Uh, isn't that today's date? *realizes* Uh oh... *runs*

Yami Bakura - *runs after him* YEAH!!! YOU'D BETTER RUN FOOLISH MORTAL!!! AND WHEN I CATCH YOU...

Aleuwolf + Stephwolf - *sweatdrop*

Aleuwolf - Good thing the intermission is over in three minutes...

Stephwolf - Yeah! What can happen in three minutes?

Kaiba - I PLAY BRAIN CONTROL!!!

Yami - *screams and runs from the now-under-Kaiba's-control Slifer the Sky Dragon*

Aleuwolf - O.O I'm guessing a lot.

Bakura - MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *grabs a bow and arrow*

Stephwolf - Weren't you chasing Joey?

Bakura - Yes, I just needed some... equipment.

Stephwolf - *sweatdrop* Oh.

Snowfang - *continues to run and scream Bloody Murder*

Bakura - *shoots an arrow*

*Arrow flies off course*

Malik - YEOWCH!

Yami Malik - WHO DARES HURT MY HIKARI????

Bakura - O.O Eeep. *screams and runs*

Yami Malik - GOOD CHOICE OF ACTION!!! WHEN I GET A HOLD OF YOU...

Aleuwolf - *sweatdrop* Who wants to help me count down the seconds until intermission is over?

Stephwolf - *raises hand*

Aleuwolf - Ready?

Stephwolf - Couldn't be readier.

Aleuwolf + Stephwolf - *look at watches* Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One...

***

Melissa - Good thing I'm not in the story. ^_^

Aleuwolf - *death glare* That can be arranged.

Melissa - O.O Um, no thanks.

Aleuwolf - Come now, are you SURE?

Melissa - Yes, please review.