Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ YuGiOh Sports Day! ❯ Bowling ( Chapter 11 )

Yu-Gi-Oh Sports Day

Chapter 11: Bowling

Snowfang: Are you SURE bowling is a good idea Aleu?

Aleuwolf: Of course!

Jordan: *eye twitching* Let's use Tea's HEAD as the bowling ball! MWAHAHAHAHA...

Everyone: O.o

Aleuwolf: -_-;; This is what I get for making Jordan one of my co-authors...

Melissa: O.O HE'S GOING TO BE AROUND FOR THE REST OF THE FIC????

Aleuwolf: Sadly yes...

Everyone But Jordan: O_____________O

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Aleuwolf: Okay! Let's start the bowling tournament!!!

Everyone: YAY!!! *all throw hats up in the air*

Stephwolf: Um, no one in the YuGiOh cast wears hats.

YuGiOh Cast: Oh... Sorry.

Aleuwolf: Okay! The lineup is in random order!

Yugi: Fine by me.

Aleuwolf: ^_^ You go first Yugi!

Snowfang: Oh joy. -_-

Aleuwolf: Before you bowl, a few last minute information. The bowling pins are Dragon Capture Jars. And, they are PLASTIC, so don't think about smashing them to pieces and calling it a strike.

Everyone: *thinking* Dang!

Aleuwolf: And this is TENPIN bowling, not FIVEPIN bowling. Got it?

Everyone: Got it! *nods heads*

Aleuwolf: Okay then! Yugi, take your turn!

Yugi: *rolls the ball down the aisle-thing*

Joey: *is, you guessed it, the judge, dispite his previous... disagreements with the players.* Five pins down!

Yugi: *rolls the ball* Oops... Sorry, Kaiba...

Kaiba: YEOWCH!!! *out cold*

Yugi: *rolls the ball* Um... Are you okay Joey?

Joey: *in high-pitched voice* O.O I... need... ice... *falls over, pain knocks him out cold*

Bakura: At least we won't have any noisy distractions anymore!

Aleuwolf: Um, okay, so... that was Yugi's turn. Up next is Bakura!

Bakura: *death glares* If I lose I will send all of you to the Shadow Realm!

Everyone: O.O

Bakura: I thought so. Now, I SHADOW SUMMON KURIBOH IN ATTACK MODE!!!

Kuriboh: *warbles*

All Girls Except Snowfang: Awww... ^_^

Snowfang: -_- Pitiful.

Aleuwolf: You're just sore that one of those blew you up when we played Baseball.

Snowfang: -_- Shut up.

Bakura: *rolls Kuriboh down the lane*

Kuriboh: *explodes on impact of the pins*

*Bowling pins are blown to tiny plastic bits*

Bakura: STRIKE!!!

Kaiba: *wakes up* HE CAN'T DO THAT!!!

Bakura: I CAN DO WHAT I WANT BECAUSE ANYONE WHO STANDS IN MY WAY WILL BE SENT TO THE SHADOW REALM!!!! *throws another Kuriboh at Kaiba*

Kuriboh: *explodes on impact of Kaiba*

Kaiba: *out cold... again*

Aleuwolf: Since Kaiba is unconcious, and this would've been his turn, so the turn goes to Jordan!

Jordan: Hehe... *throws yet another Kuriboh equipped with Dark Energy at Yami*

DIE PHARAOH!!!

Kuriboh: *explodes on impact*

Yami: X____X

Yugi: AHHHH!!! YAMI!!! SPEAK TO ME!!!

Jordan: *throws ANOTHER Kuriboh equipped with Dark Energy at Yugi* KILL THE SHRIMP!!!

Kuriboh: *yeah, yeah... explodes on impact*

Yugi: X____X

Jordan: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone: O.O

Jordan: *hides Kuriboh behind his back* *innocently* I didn't do it!!!

Aleuwolf: Um... o-KAY then... It would be Yami's turn, but he's not breathing at the moment... so Ryou!

Ryou: *rolls the ball down the lane* *gutter ball*

Joey: *regains himself* GUTTER BALL!!!

Bakura: HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO MY HIKARI LIKE THAT!!!! DIE IN THE SHADOW REALM!!!! *sends Joey to the Shadow Realm*

Malik: You just did humanity a great favour, Bakura.

Bakura: ^_^ Thank you

Snowfang: *points to Malik, and not knowing anything about YGO says...* Who's the ugly guy?

Marik: HOW DARE YOU CALL MALIK UGLY???? SUFFER MY WRATH!!! *pulls out and activates Millennium Rod*

Snowfang: @_@ How may I serve you Master Marik?

Marik: Stand at the end of the bowling lane and be one of the pins.

Snowfang: @_@ Yes Master Marik...

Malik: She reminds me of Rashid. *Odion if you watch the show*

Marik: THAN SHE MUST DIE!!!! The honour is yours, Aleu.

Aleuwolf: ^_^ Thank you. *rolls the ball*

Snowfang: @_@ Ouch... *flies up in the air*

Aleuwolf: Strike for me! Oh, and Marik? Would you be kind enough to...?

Marik: ^_^ Oh, sure. *turns Millennium Rod on Tea*

Tea: @_@ I am now one of the bowling pins.

Marik: And Aleu?

Aleuwolf: Yes?

Marik: I'm NOT kind.

Aleuwolf: ^_^ I know. Okay, so, Tristan's in the Shadow Realm...

Tristan: No I'm not!

Bakura: Yes you are. *sends Tristan to the Shadow Realm*

Aleuwolf: I guess Jordan can have his fun and bowl over Tea and Snow even though it's not his turn.

Jordan: YES!!! Go me! It's my birthday! I'm gonna party! Like it's my birthday! *dances*

Aleuwolf: -_-;; Just shut up and hit Tea and Snow.

Jordan: -_- You ruin all my fun. *under breath* Party pooper... *rolls the ball down the lane*

Tea + Snowfang: *fly up in the air* @_@ Ouch...

Aleuwolf: Steph's turn!

Stephwolf: ^_^ Okay! *rolls ball* STRIKE!!!

Tea + Snow: @_@ Ouch...

Aleuwolf: I think that wraps it up! Um... our scorekeeper and judge was sent to the Shadow Realm, so we don't know what the score was... but at least we had fun!!!

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Aleuwolf: ^_^ Yay!

Snowfang: @_@ Set my hair on fire...

Melissa: Is she still under Marik's control?

Aleuwolf: ^_^ Yup! Jordan, would you...?

Jordan: ^_^ Gladly! *pulls out a flamethrower from behind his back and sets Snow's hair on fire*

Snowfang: @_@ Ow... Ow... Ow... Ow...

Jordan: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... review... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!