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YuGiOh Sports Day

Chapter 14: Football - First Quarter

Aleuwolf: Finally, the FIRST QUARTER! Oh, and here's a warning, the football chapters will be extremely LONG.

Snowfang: Big whoop.

Aleuwolf: Jordan, could you...?

Jordan: ^_^ Certainly. *sets Snow's hair on fire with his flamethrower*

Snowfang: *running around with flaming hair* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKK!!!

Jordan: ^_^ My Millennium Flamethrower has done me well!

Everyone: O.o

Aleuwolf: O_o Millennium Flamethrower?

Jordan: *shrugs* Hey, all the good characters have Millennium Items.

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Mokuba: Welcome football fans, to the FIRST QUARTER! Well, technically, the game started LAST chapter... but still, come ON PEOPLE!

Aleuwolf: O.o Um, thanks Mokuba...

Mokuba: ^_^ Welcome! I haven't been in this story since the first chapter! Thanks for putting me in!

Aleuwolf: Well every great football game needs a great announcer!

Mokuba: ^_^ Thanks! Okay, now, back to the game. The two teams will start at the 20 of the Good/Hikari zone.

Joey: FACE OFF!

Yugi: -_-;; Joey, that's hockey. This is football.

Joey: DON'T ARGUE WITH THE REF! JUST BEGIN THE GAME!!!

Aleuwolf: Okay! Okay! Just shut up loudmouth!

Joey: LOUDMOUTH??? WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO THE 'WHIMPERING DOG' THING?

Tristan: Huh? Oh, the 'Whimpering Dog' thing blew over a long time ago.

Joey: WHAT?

Mokuba: LET'S JUST BEGIN!!!

Joey: Um, right. *blows whistle to signal the start of the game*

Yami: *grabs the ball and gives it to the Quarterback, Jordan* All yours!

Jordan: *take the ball* Um, thanks... GO LONG SNOW!

Snowfang: *runs backwards to catch the ball*

Aleuwolf: SUPRISE! *jumps Snow from behind and tackles her to the ground*

Snowfang: *whimpers* Ow. *misses the ball*

Joey: BACK INTO FORMATION!

Everyone: *runs back to the 20 of the Good/Hikari zone*

Mokuba: Okay, the score is tied at zero, and it's 2nd and 10 in the 1st Quarter.

Joey: 1... 2... 3... GO!

Aleuwolf: -_-;; He must be REALLY confused as to what sport we're playing.

Yami: *grabs the ball and passes it to Jordan*

Jordan: GO LONG MARIK! *throws the ball*

Malik: *jumps and grabs the ball* INTERCEPTION!!!

Marik: HEY!

Malik: Sorry yami!

Yami: *tackling Yugi* Somebody call me?

Malik: O_o *runs like heck for the Evil/Yami endzone*

Tea: *standing right beside Malik*

Bakura: TEA! TACKLE MALIK!

Tea: O_o But that would be rude!

Bakura: JUST TACKLE HIM!

Tea: *shakes head* No thanks.

Malik: *skids into the endzone* YES!

Good/Hikari Team: YES!

Malik: *looks at the football in his hands* What the heck do I do with this thing now?

Bakura: -_-;; You don't really get out of the tomb much, do you?

Malik: I ask you the same question, grave robber!

Bakura: ARE YOU INSULTING ME???

Malik: Why yes, I think I am.

Bakura: WHY YOU... *dives on Malik and the two begin to fight violently*

Stephwolf: Um, you'd better stop them before they get hurt, Aleu.

Aleuwolf: *watches the two fighting* Why? Football IS a physical contact sport, and they ARE on different teams...

Marik: DON'T YOU DARE HURT MY HIKARI!!! *dives into the fight to help Malik*

Aleuwolf: ...Besides, do YOU want to be the one to punish Bakura, Marik and Malik?

Stephwolf: Come on, they can't be THAT bad!

Joey: *blows whistle and runs up to the fight* THAT'S ENOUGH! STOP THIS MINUTE! FIVE MINUTE MAJOR FOR FIGHTING!

Jordan: -_-;; He REALLY gets his sports confused. That was Hockey... again.

Malik + Marik + Bakura: *stop fighting and glare at Joey*

Joey: O.O;; Um... heh heh... I think I'll just go...

M + M + B: *all dive on Joey*

*dust covers the fight scene*dust clears*

Joey: *tied up in a knot and painted pink* This is uncomfortable.

M + M + B: *walk away*

Stephwolf: *whispering to Aleu* Where did they get the pink paint?

Aleuwolf: I have no idea.

Joey: *tries to untangle himself but fails* Um, don't the hikari's get an extra point or something?

Aleuwolf: *slaps forehead* Oops! I forgot in the confusion! The hikaris get to either kick for one point, or run for two points!

Yugi: Um, should we run or kick?

Yami: YOU'LL KICK IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU!!!

Bakura: YEAH! RUN AND WE'LL BEAT THE CRAP OUTTA YOU!!!

Ryou: O.O Um, I've got an idea... let's kick.

Malik: O.O Yes. I agree.

Yugi: O.O I don't want to die.

Everyone: *gets into formation*

Ryou: *about to kick the ball*

Malik: *runs to Ryou* Um, Ryou, why don't I kick this time?

Ryou: *death glare*walks away*

Malik: ^_^ Goody!

Everyone: -_-;;

Joey: Okay... KICK! *his yell rolls him backwards* Um, how do you stop this thing? *tied up in a knot, so he keeps rolling* AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Malik: -_-;; Whatever. *kicks the ball*scores the extra point*

Joey: *still rolling* THE EXTRA POINT IS GOOD!!! *rolls faster* AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

Malik: ^_^ Yay!

Everyone: -_-;;

Marik: -_-;; Baka.

Mokuba: ^_^ And that's it for the 1st Quarter! The score is 7-0 for the Good/Hikari Team!

Evil/Yami Team: *death glares at the Good/Hikari Team*

Good/Hikari Team: *gulp*

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Aleuwolf: ^_^ And that's all for today.

Melissa: -_- You are evil.

Aleuwolf: ^_^ I take that as a compliment.

Jordan: -_- There was no Tea Torture.

Aleuwolf: I have something SPECIAL planned. ^_~

Jordan: WHAT IS THIS SPECIAL PLAN???

Aleuwolf: *evil grin*suddenly grows red horns and a spiky tail* You'll find out.

Jordan: *gulps*