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YuGiOh Sports Day

Chapter 16: Football Halftime Show

Aleuwolf: Yay! Halftime is here! And I'm a Yami Fangirl again! *shows badge that says 'I'm a Yami Fangirl'*

Snowfang: Am I supposed to feel... happy for you?

Aleuwolf: ^_^ Special thanks to Kaira-chan and DarkElf, for helping me with torture techniques!

Snowfang: T_T Tea is my favourite character!

Jordan: DIE EVIL GIRL!!! *torches Snowfang with his Millennium Flamethrower*

Snowfang: *running around on fire* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!

Aleuwolf: This chapter is my longest yet, just so you know.

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Aleuwolf: ^_^ We have lots of special plans for the halftime! But first... *snaps fingers and a stage appears*

Snowfang: O_O How...?

Aleuwolf: ^_^ Author powers!

Snowfang: Can I get Co-Author powers or something?

Aleuwolf: No.

Snowfang: -_- Nuts.

Aleuwolf: *standing on stage* Okay, we have a special musical guest!

Stephwolf: *standing on stage* Please welcome...

Aleuwolf + Stephwolf: Amy Grant!

Yugi: O_o Who the heck is SHE???

Aleuwolf: Shut up. I like her music.

Yugi: -_-;; Whatever.

Aleuwolf: ^_^ She's here to perform her song 'Every Heartbeat' for all the male characters of YuGiOh!

Male Characters: ^_^

Bakura: Why can't it be dedicated to just me?

Yami: *slaps Bakura* Dolt! Be lucky she said ALL male characters!

Stephwolf: Why IS it dedicated to ALL male characters? Knowing you, it would just be Yami.

Aleuwolf: I didn't want other fangirls to riot.

Stephwolf: ...

Aleuwolf: On with the performance! *walks off stage*

Stephwolf: ...Right. *runs after Aleu*

Amy Grant: *singing*

*Hear me speak what's on my mind

Let me give this

Testimony

Refirm and you will find

That you are my

One and only

No exceptions to this rule

I'm simple that I'm no fool

I've got a witness

Happy to say

Every hour

Every day

Every heartbeat bears your name

Loud and clear they state my claim

My red blood runs true blue

And every heartbeat belongs to you!*

Aleuwolf: SHE TELLS THE TRUTH!!!

Yami: I like this song.

Malik: ^______^

Bakura: YEAH! YOU ROCK, LADY!

Mokuba: How can red blood run true blue?

Amy Grant: *continues to sing*

Yami: *sneaks away from the crowd*starts digging a big pit* Let's see... It has to be wide enough for Tea to fall in... and it has to be deep enough for her to never get out again...

Tea: *walks up to Yami* ^_^ Hi Yami!

Yami: AH! *runs in front of the pit to cover it from sight*

Tea: Whatcha doing?

Yami: *quickly* NOTHING!

Tea: -_- Boyfriends don't lie to their girlfriends.

Yami: I'M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND!!!

Tea: *runs away crying*

Yami: Good. Now I can finish digging the pit.

Joey: *walks up to Yami* Whatcha doin' Yug?

Yami: -_-;; I'm not Yugi.

Joey: Sorry Yami, I can't tell the difference.

Yami: O.o What about the two feet in height?

Joey: I'm not good with math.

Yami: -_-;;

Joey: So... Whatcha doin' Yami?

Yami: Digging a pit for Tea to fall into. It's almost done.

Joey: O_o How're you gonna get Tea into the pit?

Yami: I'll find a way... There, done! Now, where's Tea?

Joey: Last I saw her, she was hanging around the stage.

Yami: Thanks! *runs off to find Tea*

Joey: Now, what was he REALLY doing? *walks forward* Maybe he was-AAAAAHHHHHH!!! *falls into the pit* OW! Well... that wasn't too smart.

Yami: *runs past Jordan* Hi Jordan. Hey... *stops* Jordan, can I borrow your Millennium Flamethrower?

Jordan: *narrows eyes* What's it worth to ya?

Yami: I need it for Tea Bashing.

Jordan: *sniffs and cries* YES! I have succeeded in leading another in my footsteps! I'm so proud of you!

Yami: O_o Look, can I just have the flamethrower?

Jordan: *sniffs* Yes, take it! Take your first step into the world of Tea Bashing!

Yami: *grabs flamethrower and walks away* That was... demented. *sees Tea by the stage* Prey in sight... *walks up to Tea

Tea: T_T What do YOU want?

Yami: Nothing.

Tea: -_-;; You suck at lying, did you know that?

Yami: Yes. *pulls out the Millennium Flamethrower*

Tea: O_O OH NO!!! THE FLAMETHROWER!!!

Yami: The MILLENNIUM Flamethrower!

Tea: O_o Millennium Flamethrower?

Yami: -_-;; Don't ask.

Tea: I won't.

Yami: DIE TEA!!!

Tea: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs towards the pit*

Yami: *chasing her with a the Millennium Flamethrower* DIE TEA!!!

Tea: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! *falls into the pit* WHERE DID THIS PIT COME FROM???

Joey: Join the club.

Yami: *pouring liquid into the pit*

Tea: Eww. This smells like gas!

Yami: *holds out his hand to Joey* Here Joey, grab my hand.

Joey: More than welcome to. *takes Yami's hand and gets pulled out of the pit*

Yami: *pours the gas beside the edge of the pit like a waterfall* BURN AND DIE, TEA!!!*lights the waterfall of gas on fire with the Millennium Flamethrower*

*the hole becomes a fiery pit of doom*

Tea: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKK!!!

Yami: *throws a big rock on top of Tea for good measure, breaking every bone in her body* BY THE WAY, TEA, I NEVER LIKED YOUR DANCING!!!

Joey: So... whatcha gonna do now, Yug?

Yami: -_-;; I'm not Yugi.

Joey: What's the difference?

Yami: *screams* TWO FEET IN HEIGHT!!!

Joey: @_@

Yami: *whistles and walks away to join the concert* I hope Malik hasn't killed my hikari while I was gone.

Amy Grant: *singing*

*Classic case of boy-meets-girl

Moving in the

Same direction

You're not asking for the world

I'm not asking

For perfection

Just a love that's well designed

For passing a test of time

I'm here to tell you

I'm here to stay

Every hour

Every day

Every heartbeat bears your name

Loud and clear they state my claim

Ask anyone and they'll tell you it's true

That every heartbeat belongs to you!*

Everyone: *claps and cheers*

Amy Grant: *bows* Thank you!

Stephwolf: *runs on stage* Let's all give a big hand to our musical guest...

Aleuwolf: *also runs on stage* Amy Grant!

Joey: *throws one of those big styrofoam hands they give out at baseball games onto the stage*

Everyone: -_-;;

Aleuwolf: What she said... er... sang, is perfectly true! ^_~

Stephwolf: And now that the musical performance is over...

Aleuwolf: LET ALL HELL BREAK LOOSE!!!

Everyone: *cheers and scrambles around*

Stephwolf: -_-;; That wasn't a very good idea, Aleu...

Aleuwolf: *fighting to the death with Snowfang* Huh?

Stephwolf: -_-;; Never mind.

Bakura: *runs past Stephwolf holding the Millennium Rod* NYAH! CAN'T CATCH ME, MALIK!

Malik: WHEN I GET AHOLD OF YOU... *chases after Bakura*

Marik: *steps in front of Bakura* Going somewhere with my hikari's rod, grave robber?

Bakura: O.O No.

Marik + Malik: *beat up Bakura*

Stephwolf: -.-; I'll just ignore that... *walks away*

Joey: *drinking all the liqour* What's *hic* wrong Steph? *hic*

Stephwolf: O.O *runs in the other direction*

Joey: *looks confused* Was it some*hic*thing I did? *hic*staggers around drunk*

Yami: Well Slifer, what do you think of the halftime?

Slifer the Sky Dragon: I don't know, master Ya-

Yami: It's pharaoh.

Slifer: Right, PHARAOH Yami. It seems kind of wild. I only like parties that are REALLY wild.

Yami + Slifer: *watch Malik and Marik stabbing a waiter serving drinks to death with the Millennium Rod*

Yami: I don't know, it looks wild enough for me.

Slifer: *rolls eyes* Yeah, but YOU didn't use to live with Malik.

Yami: Good point.

Stephwolf: *runs away* HAS THE WORLD GONE CRAZY???

Jordan: *torturing Tristan because Tea's gone* DIE TRISTAN!!!

Stephwolf: -_-;; Sorry, stupid question.

Tristan: SAVE ME!!!

Stephwolf: O_o No thanks. I REALLY don't want to get involved.

Tristan: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Jordan: YOU ARE MINE!!! *torches Tristan with the Millennium Flamethrower he got back from Yami*

Ryou + Mokuba: *hiding underneath the stage* Hey! Steph! Down here!

Stephwolf: Ryou? Mokuba? What are you doing down there?

Mokuba: Hiding from the chaos.

Stephwolf: Room for three?

Ryou + Mokuba: Certainly.

Stephwolf: *dives under the stage just in time to avoid a flying Winged Dragon of Ra* Things are getting WAY too wild out there.

Mokuba: O_o Why do you think we're hiding down here?

Stephwolf: Should we tell them that halftime ended five minutes ago?

Ryou: *watches Yugi wearing Indian clothes and a feather headress chanting and dancing around Avril Lavigne who is tied to a tree* No. They might kill us.

Stephwolf: But if we don't stop the insanity, who will?

Ryou + Mokuba: Good point.

Ryou + Mokuba + Stephwolf: *stand up* OKAY, THE HALFTIME'S OVER!!! BACK TO THE GAME!!!

Everyone: -_- Awww...

Aleuwolf + Snowfang: *still fighting to the death and not listening*

Stephwolf: THAT MEANS YOU GUYS TOO!!! QUIT IT OR YOU'LL BOTH END UP BEING POKED BY PITCHFORKS IN A VERY HOT PLACE IN A FEW MINUTES!!!

Aleuwolf: + Snowfang: O_O *freeze*

Aleuwolf: O_O I've heard of 'Instant Attitudes', but this is ridiculous!

Snowfang: O_O I thought Steph was a calm, gentle girl!

Aleuwolf: O_O I guess we thought wrong.

Stephwolf: OKAY, BACK TO THE GAME OR ELSE!!!

Everyone: O_O *too scared to argue*

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Aleuwolf: Told you it was long.

Jordan: IT WAS WORTH IT TO SEE TEA DIE!!!

Aleuwolf: Die? Certainly not!

Jordan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Aleuwolf: She at LEAST need to stick around for a few more sports for the Surprise!

Jordan: WHAT IS THE SURPRISE???

Aleuwolf: ^_^ I'm surprised that some of my reviewers havn't guessed yet! Here's a hint: Check the reviews for Chapter 12. I hope some reviewers guess!!!