Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Yugioh! Spring Broke ❯ No Beach for you! ( Chapter 3 )

Disclaimer: I do not own Yugioh, I own millions and millions of dollars worth of cheese!!

Tristan: *in a heap on the floor*

Yugi: I don't think he's moving. . .

Bakura: *pokes him with stick*

Tristan: *sluggishly rolls over*

Yugi: oh, never mind.

Gw: oh no, *calls out* could someone get me a replacement Tristan?

Marik: We ran out of those weeks ago.

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Sundaes on a Monday!

Trista: *brings plate of sundaes* this is going to be so much so fun! We can tell embarrassing stories, talk about life--or play truth or dare!!

Marik: *grabs sundae* or we can sit here and shutup.

Isis: *nudges him* Marik!

Marik: *already stuffing himself with sundae(s)*

Serenity: Trista, your beach house is beautiful! How long have you had it?

Trista: I bought it last year, actually, I was planning to let Tristan borrow it over the summer then.

Joey: You were?! *turns to Tristan* We went on that road trip last summer! *un-playfully nudges Tristan* Remember?! We got stuck on the chicken farm because it was raining for a week straight!! I still can't eat an egg without havin' a nightmare afterwards!!

Yugi: I really don't remember that.

Yami: That's because you started taking your medication then.

Yugi: oh yeah. . .*giggles*

Tea: *remembers ordeal* Tristan, why didn't you invite us over here?

Tristan: ^_^;; I guess I forgot. . he-he.

Everyone: -_- uh-huh.

*By now everyone is eating sundaes and telling embarrassing stories*

Trista: . . .and by that time the whole family was trying to catch that one escaped duck! But our Great Aunt had a train to catch by 3: 00, so while everyone was trying to look for it, my father told Tristan to watch the clock. *stifles laugh* and I remember Tristan was 12 then, but still couldn't tell time!

*Everyone breaks out in laughter*

Trista: *continues story* So by the time it was 5:00 we already had given up on trying to find the duck, so My mother told me to check the time, and I went into the den, saw Tristan asleep with the clock under his face and the duck trying to eat his hair!

(an: True Story. . . . . . . . .nah, I'm just joking.)

Trista: but that isn't all! My Great Aunt had already left and We think she got on the wrong train . . .*stops*

Ryou: *grinning* well, what happened next?

Trista: I know I shouldn`t be laughing at this but,*grin* let's just say, that to this day we have no idea where she is!

*rooms fills with laughter*

Tristan: *covering face* I thought you would never tell anyone that story.

Trista: I showed you mercy! I could've told them the story about you trying to enter the beauty pageant!

Tristan: *embarrassed groan*

Mai: No wonder your have every single Ms. America Pageant on tape!

Yami: don't forget DVD.

Tristan: .-_-.

Trista: Well, I guess that's enough for today. *stands up stretches* you guys can head up to your rooms and we can go to the beach tomorrow!

Joey: *stretches too* I am pretty tired. *yawn*

Tristan: -_- All you do is eat and sleep!

Joey: *grin* oh come on! Just look at the clock and tell it's not late.

Tristan: *stares at clock for. . .too long* er. . .hey!

Joey: *laugh* G'night everyone.

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Pranks? No thank you

By this time everyone had retired and was getting ready for bed in their rooms. Mai and Serenity, Tea and Isis, Seto and Ryou, Joey and Yugi, Tristan and Marik, Yami, Bakura and Malik in one messed up room.

Serenity: *plops on bed* Well, so far, so good. No demonic sorcerers, no homicidal maniacs in the basement.

Mai: yeah, I know! Way to boring isn't it!

Serenity: Yeah--wait-no! no! Not boring! It's pleasant!

Mai: *completely ignoring her* We just go here, so maybe we can pull the pranks tommorow.

Serenity: What?! No! No pranks! I came here to get relaxation! Not another traumatizing event!

Mai: *hands her something*

Serenity: *looks at it* O_O your crazy!

Mai: it's not my fault I accidentally packed my Prank Pack. . .*evil grin*

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Jerry Springer: My man and his slugs

Isis: *stops unpacking. . .sigh*

Tea: What's the matter Isis?

Isis: well, it's Ryou. .

Tea: *getting concerned* What about Ryou?

Isis: he's so. . .*frown* obsessed with slugs, almost like- - he doesn't care about me anymore. .

Tea: *comforts her* oh Isis, I'm sure he still cares about you! He's just in a. . .phase. .

Isis: *lightens up* maybe your right.

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Note to self: kill. . .kill. . .

Ryou: *unpacking various slug merchandise* . . .Hey Seto, did I ever tell you that Slugs eat almost anything, they are practically the trash compactors of the forest! If it wasn't for slugs, we'd be up to our necks in trash and debris!

Seto: *trying to suffocate himself with pillow* No Ryou. . .*in thought* hmm, I must be in Hell.

Ryou: *blinks* Are you okay Seto? I mean, I hope I'm not annoying you!

Seto: *dripping sarcasm* no of course, not. *in thought* not to self-SUE RYOU FOR DEATH OF BOREDOM!

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The Ladezzzzz

Joey: *in bed*

Yugi: *unpacking* sleeping so soon?

Joey: *one eye opens* I have to be ready for the beach tomorrow! *closes eye* I can see it now! The sunny skies! perfect water! *grin* the laadeeez. .*cat-like growl*

Yugi: OO, what about Mai?

Joey: oh yeah, she'll be there too. *pencils her in his fantasy*

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I won't kill you, I promise!

Tristan: *hiding under bed* *in thought* I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I'm GOING TO DIE.

Marik: *sigh* Tristan, I already know where you are.

Tristan: OO;

Marik: *sigh* I'm not going to hurt you, dammit!

Tristan: *voice muffled by covers* How can I trust you?

Marik: *rolls eyes* I don't know. . .

Tristan: *pokes head out from under bed* just promise not to kill me!

Marik: whatever.

Tristan: cross your heart and hope to die?

Marik: Why the hell would I hope to die?

Tristan: >_< neve rmind. . .I need to use the bathroom.. .*goes to bathroom*

Marik: *in thought* the foolish mortal never said anything about inflicting bodily harm! Mwahahahaha!!!

Tristan: *in bathroom* why are you laughing??

Marik: uh. . .I just read a ziggy comic. *slaps forehead* *in thought* where in the hell did that come from?

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2 beds for 3 homicidal maniacs

Bakura: *glares at Malik*

Malik: *glares at Bakura*

Yami: *glares at both of them*

*long silence*

Yami: Well, we're going to have to talk sometime. . .

Bakura: I refuse to talk to any of you! I'm going to bed! *plops down on a bed*

Malik: That's interesting, there are only 2 beds. . .

Yami: . . . *looks at Malik*

Malik: . . .*looks at Yami*

*both make a mad dash for the bed, but end up wrestling each other for it!*

Malik: *trying to get Yami in a head lock* There is no way in hell I'm about to sleep on the floor!

Yami: *pulling Malik's hair* You can always share a bed with Bakura!

Malik: Oo; *stops* are you serious?!

Bakura: *watching* oh, don't stop fighting! At least draw some blood!

Malik: *stands up* Why I ought-

Yami: *scrambles onto bed* Score!!

Malik: What? *finds himself staring at two smug Yamis*

Bakura: *fake sympathy* poor Malik, I guess your going to have to find a comfortable spot on the floor.

Yami: Don't worry though, *tosses pillow at him* you'll have something to sleep on! Mwahaha!

Malik: *scowl* I swear I'll get my revenge on both-

Bakura: *fake snoring*

Malik: -.-;

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Hide and slugs--wait, that's not right. . .

Ryou: *lying on his bed, not talking about slugs*

Seto: *notices this* What's the matter with you? Your not pelting me with useless snail-facts.

Ryou: their called slugs. I dunno, I was just thinking.. .

Seto: *has nothing better to do* *sigh* about what?

Ryou: Well, this afternoon. I was about to walk into a room and Trista appeared out of nowhere and snapped at me, she was acting so mean and paranoid. . .sort of like you!

Seto: -_-; *ignores that* why do you think she didn't want you snooping around?

Ryou: I'm not sure. . .she seems not to be hiding anything.

Seto: *turns away from Ryou in bed* It's probably a room full of porn or something.. . go to sleep. *ends conversation*

Ryou: I guess your right. I mean, not about the porn! It's probably just private. *closes eyes* *in thought* Maybe it has to do with--

Seto: And it has nothing to do with slugs!

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Death by Brownies

Joey: *staring at the ceiling, wide awake* *in thought* I can't go to sleep on a light stomach! I have to eat something... Hmm. .I wonder if Trista has anything good in the fridge. *gets out of bed, very quietly as to not wake Yugi up* she's loaded, so she probably has left over steak or lobster or some expensive French foods or something. . .maybe even brownies! Brownies are so great! *continues to walk downstairs thinking of brownies*

So Joey goes downstairs on his endless search for food. In the dark night, Trista's beach house seems more like a Haunted house! Everything thing seems to have a peculiar shape and as Joey crept to the kitchen he made frequent double takes to make sure nothing was moving. . .

Joey: *looks closely at a picture on wall* I swear that lady winked at me. .*shakes head* nah, it was probably my imagination. *hears a clatter, head turns towards noise* OO! What was that? *shaking* maybe, someone's up. . .*whisper* is anyone there?

*no sound*

Joey: *breath of relief* ok, false--*something jumps out at him* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *stumbles back wards, falling into table, causing the vase on the table to shatter*

*whole house wakes up*

Trista: *first to get there* Oh my Goodness! Joey, what happened?!

Joey: O_O. . .*wide eyed and shaking* All I wanted were some brownies. . .

*Everyone comes down stairs*

Mai: Joey! What happened?

Joey: *holding ankle* I think I sprained my ankle!

Trista: how did you do that?

Joey: I-I- dunno. . I was just walkin' down the hallway n' somethin jumped out at me! I fell back and sprained my ankle!

Seto: *still groggy* It was probably your imagination.

Joey: No! It jumped out at me! I swear it!

Yugi: *looking at Joey* Joey, do you think you can walk?

Joey: *trys to get up* Ow!!

Tristan: Joey, you should stay off that leg for a while, which means. . .*like soups Nazi* no beach for you.

Joey: O_O! No! You can't do this to me! *starts to cry* ;_; I wanted to see the girls!!

Mai: -__-* *glare* AHEM!!

Joey: er. . .Ow my ankle!

Trista: We'll get this bandaged up, their not really a doctor in this area for miles--I'm so sorry you got hurt!

Joey: *sigh* It isn't your fault

Trista: yeah.. .definitely.

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Gw: Another miserable un-funny chapter! *looks around* Humor? Humor where are you?

Joey: *on crutches* how can ya do this to me! I love my ankles!

Gw: Doesn't everyone? But it is for---

Joey: -_-; don't even think about saying that!

Bakura: I think someone is finally seeing how annoying she can be!

Gw: oh shutup, Bakura!

Yami: let's see here *pulls out calculator* Bakura's fan girls, Malik's fan girls, My fan girls and Joey's fan girls. . . .*enter* Woah! Your going to have a lot of trouble on your hands!

Gw: Sure, whatever! *almost gets hit by a brick* Gyah!

Malik: *picks it up* hey, there's a note on it!

Gw: O_O! What does it say?

Malik: *reading* uh, "Prepare to die!* oh, looky here-it's written in blood!

(an: sorry yet again for another super delayed update!!!! Ya know, school, friends, life in general. . .)