Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Yugioh Springer ❯ Episode1 ( Chapter 1 )

Yugioh Springer

By: Dottie

(Dottie: This story is going to have different characters from FF78, a little of Kingdom Hearts and some friends of mine from school even Michael Jackson. This will be funny. WARNING: Sexual content, Mild language so if you don't like this type of stuff then don't read.

Yami Marik: Welcome to my show, today's problem is about a girl named Tea, who wants to tell her boyfriend about her super secret, you fucking fools better like it or I'll send ya's asses to the shadow realm.

(Audience cowers then claps)

Yami Marik: Tea come on out!

Tea comes out already sobbing then she goes and sits next to him.

Yami Marik: So what secret are you keeping from your boyfriend girl?

Tea: That I'm pregnant, and (sniff) I've been cheating on him, I was laying with Bakura for 2 months and Yami and me been dating for 5 months since the Battle City tournaments.

Yami Marik: So what, a whore like you would do that!

Tea: I'm not a whore, I was just confused okay?

Yami Marik: Confused huh, well lets see how confused you are when your boyfriend Yami comes out. Yami come on out!

(The audience cheers)

Yami comes out to by Tea and kisses her passionately on the lips.

Audience: AAAAAWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

Tea starts crying on Yami's shoulder.

Yami: Whats wrong Tea?

Yami Marik: She came to tell you her secret that she's been keeping to herself from you pharaoh.

Tea: I've been cheating on you, and I'm pregnant with Bakura's child. I been sleeping with him for 2 months. She starts crying again.

(The audience starts booing at her.) Audience: Get that whore! Get that whore! Get that whore!

Yami Marik: Shut the hell up or I'll come down there and take over your minds.

(The audience shuts up fast)

Yami: How could you do this to me, we've been fucking for the last 5 months!

Tea: I know I love how you make me feel so good.

Yami: I know I love your chest, I can just grab them.

Tea: Well we can spice up our sex life, let's learn all the sex crafts from the ninja's. (Audience: Oh shit all hell going to break lose!!

Yami: We could.

Bakura appears on the stage.

Bakura: What the fuck are you doing with my bitch pharaoh?!!

Yami: Who the fuck are you talking to like that?!! If you want her so much lets duel!!

Cloud: Hey now children lets settle down.

Sephiroth: Yeah settle down before I kill you all with my Masamune.

Squall: Just duel already dammit!

Dane: I wouldn't mind fucking that girl either.

Cloud: Ok then let's all fuck Tifa.

Tifa: Whoa guys one of a time!

Mike: I with my soul rearer I will take all of your power and souls, "With my soul rearer I will break Sephiroths sword in half" HaaHaaHaa weaklings.

Sephiroth revives his sword then knocks out Mike. Mike: owwies!

Yami Marik: What the hell happened to damn show this ain't no damn crossover!!!

Dottie: HheeeHeeeHeee! She comes on the stage doing the moonwalk.

(Dottie: I automatically do this when I go to school but not the moonwalk, even though some people hate Michael Jackson I still admire him.) LOL

Mike comes back

Mike: Hey now we all know Michael Jackson raped that boy.

Bakura: Where that bitch Yami go!

Yami Marik: Bakura Yami is not here at the moment, him and Tea went out to eat.

Bakura walks away furiously mad.

Michael Jackson appears on stage.

MJ: Make the world a better place for all children, and I didn't rape that 12-year old boy hheehheeehhheee!!!

Dottie: What's up MJ?

Mike: Aw hell no! I'm out of here, they might both say hheehheehhee! Mike disappears into thin air.

Yami Marik: Okay this show is going a little overboard can we get back to the damn show. Yami will you forgive Tea for what she's done?

Yami: I'll take care of the baby even though it belongs to that damn Tomb Robber.

Bakura: Lets both be the father, just to settle this crap.

Tea: I'm so happy.

Yami Marik goes to the audience for questions.

Yami Marik: Yes Dane?

Dane: For Bakura and Yami, does this mean I can't have sex with Tea!

Bakura/Yami: YYEESS!!

Dane pouts.

Riku and Sora came to the stage.

Yami Marik: Oh no what now!

(Kingdom Hearts Soundtrack) If you run away you don't hear me say please oh baby don't got simple and clean is the way that your making me feel tonight It's hard to let go, hold me whatever lies beyond this morning is a little later on, regardless of warnings the future doesn't scare me at all, nothing lies before.

Sephiroth: Turn that damn song off!!!!He said very pissed off then he blew up both Riku and Sora off the stage.

Yami Marik: I owe you one on that one.

Cloud: This was the corniest show I've ever seen.

Derrick: I wanted to see some stripers, damn!

(Audience claps and cheers)

Yami Marik: Well that wraps up my show for now and remembers never become a whore like Tea was or your life will be messed up.

(Dottie: This was a tough one, me and 3 friends of mine were working on this story with me, their names were Mike, Derrick, and me of course.