Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ yugioh : the untold ❯ chapter 3 ( Chapter 3 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

So nik kicked the midget and the other freak while Shawnee sits and laughs.

Nik: that takes care of em'

Shawnee: *sigh* ok listen up… you want to kill the pharaoh right?

Nik: *nods his head repeatedly* no f**k…really?

Shawnee: god ur an ass

Karla gets up after falling on the floor

Karla: o…k

Shawnee and nik eye her suspiciously

Shawnee: what are you looking at?

Karla: ur face wait…that didn't come out right…

Nik: why are you friends with her?

Shawnee: cause I am

They go outside and start searching but leave karla and yugi stuck together while nik and Shawnee go investigate

Nik: pharaoh! U stupid son of a---

Shawnee: shhhh…

Nik: huh? Why?

Shawnee: cause if he knew we were looking for him obviously hed go runnin'

Nik: good point *searches quietly or atleast attempts to*

Meanwhile with marik and Bakura…

They threw the bag on mariks couch

Bakura: why here?

Marik: no one knows where I live

Bakura: who said you did live anywhere?

Marik: ur mom

Bakura: …baka!

Marik: here we go again

The boys wrestle to the ground intell someone gives up

Bakura: goddamn you..quit biting my arm!

Marik: oh…was that your arm?

Bakura: no shit

Marik looks at the unconscious yami

Marik: what should we do with him?

Bakura: keep him away from nik cause nik doesn't need the pharaohs soul when its better to send it to the shadow relm instead of selling it on ebay

Marik: yeah… you do that

Bakura: lets send him to the shadow realm

Marik: wait wait! Lets get a cookie!!!

Bakura: you and cookies… *shakes head*

Marik: but cookies are awesome and better then you

Bakura: is that so? *glares at him*

Marik: how about a challenge?

Bakura: ur on…

The two battle ferociously with the game of sorry!

Marik: you goddamn jerk im gonna win you will be sorry! (literally)

Bakura: oh yeah? Well we'll see about that!!

Back with Nik and Shawnee

The two were supposivly searching for the pharaoh to kill him and sell his soul on ebay

While yugi is searching with karla

Yugi: *yawns with boredom* I bet hes dueling or something with the heart of the cards

Karla: got something agents the heart of the cards?

Yugi: its getting old

Karla: like ur not?

Yugi: im gonna go…back home now and eat cookies

Karla: u do that

Nik and Shawnee walk up

Nik: damn I cant find that son of a---

Shawnee: yeah! We cant find…whatshisface

Nik: that son of a---

Shawnee: lets go get cookies

Nik: after I find that son of a---

Shawnee: no, cookie time

Nik: but I need to find that son of a---

Shawnee: no, lets go

Nik: but…

Shawnee: no ones cares…lets go

After their little snakeathon of like a million cookies they search again

Anyways… marik and Bakura are still battling fiercely with “SORRY!”

Marik: you…will loose!

Bakura: you wish u Egyptian fool

Marik: and what are you?

Bakura: ur mom

Marik: ew don't go there!

Bakura: baka

Marik wins the game of sorry and Bakura obviously lost and starts beating up marik

Marik: ahhh get off me you fag!

Bakura: I hate you

Marik: what are u gay? Get off!

Bakura stops

Bakura: im deeply offended

Marik: what are saying?

Bakura: what do you think im saying?

Marik: ur gay?

Bakura: *silence and goes to the bathroom*

Marik: uhm… I think hes gay *walks up to the bag and opens it*

Yami looks up at him

Marik: you sonofa---you were up the whole time?!

Yami: maaaaaaaybe…

Marik: go to hell *hits yami*

Yami: X_X

TO BE CONTINUED…