Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Yuugi, Meet Mary ❯ Demoness - I mean, Meet Mary Sue! ( Chapter 1 )

"Yuugi, Meet Mary"

~YamiCrystalline

Disclaimer: I don't own YuGiOh or any of the other anime's that appear in this fic.

Notes: This is done in pure comedy.

Rating: PG / PG-13

Summary: In which Mary Sue comes to Domino, and the YuGiOh characters fight back before it's to late.

Yuugi-tachi, once again in school on an early summer day, were completely bored. Yuugi, Bakura Ryou, and Mazaki Anzu, always the good students, were paying attention to the droning sensei as he lectured on the use of the Pythagorean Theorem; Jounounchi was asleep, and Honda…well who knew what he was doing. He LOOKED as if he was listening.

In the midst of falling asleep, a sharp knock came at the classroom door. The math instructor stopped his lecture and note writing, and went to the door. There were hushed tones, and then math instructor nodded, motioning for someone to come in. The person was hidden behind Smith-sensei, so no one could see who it was as the two walked to the front of the room.

"Class - we have a new student." Smith- sensei stepped back to reveal the most gorgeous creature in all of creation. On a sudden impulse, everyone's head turned to the front of the class, their eyes bulging from their sockets and jaws on the floor. Guys were drooling to their hearts content; girls were turning red in jealousy.

Smith-sensei shook his head some, and cleared his throat. "Why don't you introduce yourself, miss?"

Her full, perfect red lips turned upward in a small, delicate smile. As she looked around the class with her gorgeous orbs of deepest green, spiked slightly with sun gold color, her heart throbbed loudly in her chest as she gazed at Kaiba Seto, and deemed him as her one true love. Gracefully, she bowed, her school uniform somehow revealing a tantalizing bit of cleavage for all eyes to see. Waves of her platinum blond-white hair cascaded over her shoulders, nearly touching the floor with it's magnificent length.

"Konnichiwa, minna-san," Her voice was a perfect melodious tune, fitting perfectly with the rest of her glorious perfection, "Watashi o namae wa Mary Sue. I am from Los Angeles, California. I just moved here a few days ago. I hope I do well in your classes, and hope to be friends with all of you."

The male majority of the class swooned, completely in love. Many of them began taking notebook paper and scribbling notes - love letters, date requests, and bad poetry. The female half of the class, however, were planning an evil demise for this girl named 'Mary Sue'.

Even Smith-sensei looked 'swooney', but cleared his throat to get the classes attention. "Well, thank you Mary - take a seat please. There's an open desk back there between Kaiba Seto and Mutou Yuugi. Boys, one of you stand so she can see where to go."

Yuugi stood, his usual happy grin on his face - usually, new students meant new duelists, and she looked interesting. His wide violet eyes caught sight of something on her wrist - gold, and…what's this? The Eye of Horus?

Mary, like a supermodel, walked perfectly, accepting various notes from her male classmates as she walked to her desk. Daintily, she took a seat between the two duelists, smiling pleasantly at both of them.

Just as Smith-san was about to restart his lesson, the bell rang, ending the class - and school - for the day. Most of the students flooded out of the class, eager to get home.

Yuugi-tachi were all gathered together in a group, chatting as the got their things together to leave. Jounounchi glanced up, his brown eyes catching sight of Mary, sitting all alone at her desk. At the same time, Anzu also looked up, and caught Jounounchi's look.

"Yuugi…maybe we should invite Mary to come with us, ne? She looks kind of lonely…" Anzu muttered, unknowing of the danger that lurked around that pretty, delicate looking face.

Said shorter friend turned and glanced at the girl, when he got a mental kick from his other half.

// No! Aibou, she is one you would want to leave be…something doesn't seem right about that girl.//

/What?/ Yuugi gawked (mentally ) at the spirit. / But she looks harmless!/

//Harmless looking, maybe…but still, I sense something strange about her.//

Yuugi shook his head to clear his thoughts, and thus closing the link with the spirit - sometimes, he thought, he can be so paranoid.

Either way, the drooling Jounounchi and Honda were already inviting the sweet looking girl to come with them. Yuugi saw her nod happily, and picked up her incredibly small purse to come with them.

"Arigatou, for letting me come with you," Mary told them happily, " I didn't think I would make any friends here today!"

Jounounchi waved a hand nonchalantly at her. "Don't think anything 'bout it - and you can call me Katsuya. This is Honda, Yuugi, and Anzu."

Again, Mary bowed her head politely, hardly hiding her giddy happiness. "So where are we going?" Something inside her deeply moved her to latch onto Yuugi - it much be her Millennium Bracelet and Earrings ( which Yuugi had not noticed ) that sensed the spirit deep in Yuugi's puzzle.

As for the group, they all seemed to be falling into a hazy, relaxed feeling around the girl known as Mary Sue.

While Yuugi-tachi welcomed Mary Sue with open arms, Seto and Ootogi Ryouji stood in a dark, shadowy corner, watching the demon-spawn making her move.

"There has to be a way to deal with such a…thing," Ootogi glance-glared at Seto. " I thought you were going to warn them about it coming."

In his usual ' I don't care' way, Seto shrugged, blue eyes cold. "I never got the chance, not with the make inu* around."

End Chapter 1!

Make inu = pathetic dog

Konnichi wa = hello/good morning/good day

Watashi o namae wa…= My name is / I am named/ called….

Arigatou = thank you

Mou hitori… = the other ( mou hitori no Yuugi 'the other Yuugi')

Well, if you've gotten this far, then I shan't ask you to 'read'. But I will ask you to leave some kind of review.

Ja ne! ( see you later! ) ^_~

Also note, this is a deliberate Mary Sue, and a continuing story. If you can stomach her annoying perfection, please read on to see Mary Sue's adventure and what happens to her.

Oo so what the hell is this backup Seto?

Seto: *glare* …

-_- fine. Ugh…I have got to stop writing such short chapters…. *sigh*