Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Yuugi, Meet Mary ❯ Dueling Mary, the Original Character, and Chibi Mary Sue! oh my! ( Chapter 3 )

Yuugi, Meet Mary

Chapter 3 "Dueling Mary; and the 'dreaded' Original Character"

~YamiCrystalline

Disclaimer: I don't own YuGiOh, Mary Sue is owned by virtually everyone. -_-

Notes: ^_^ Thank you reviewers! I'm so happy that people are liking this fic ^_^ It's so fun to write this.

I am SOOOOO sorry I've taken so long with this chapter!!!! *bows repeatedly* gomen ne, gomen ne!!!

Anyway, quick reference of names:

Kaiba Seto = Seto Kaiba

Kaiba Mokuba = Mokuba Kaiba

Motou Yuugi = Yugi Muto( or is it Mouto? Correct me please someone ^^; I've also seen it Mutou)

Mou hitori no Yuugi = the other Yuugi, Yami no Yuugi, Yami Yuugi, or simply Yami

Jounounchi Katsuya = Joey Wheeler

Mazaki Anzu= Tea Gardner ( sorry; not Anzu Gardner or Mazaki Tea )

Honda Hiroto = Tristan Taylor

Bakura Ryou = Ryou Bakura

Mou hitori no Bakura = the other Bakura, Yami no Bakura, Yami Bakura, or Bakura

Ootogi Ryouji = Duke Devlin *cringe*

Why am I doing this? Hell if I know, hell if I care. ^^; Maybe someone else out there needs a reference for names. *shrugs*

Also, if I use Japanese terms (and I will ) and there is a star by the word/ phrase, the meaning is down at the bottom in my rants/ notes bit.

Kaiba smirked at the challenge the girl had made, making himself look overconfident.

Mentally, however, he was weighing the odds of winning a match against Sue. It would almost be as if he were facing Noa again…

/ Checklist: She's Mary Sue, so she is most likely the number one duelist from wherever - America most likely, though her obnoxiously perfect looks scream European. I can practically bet everything I own she has unheard of cards created by her individual creator; and no doubt she has ultra rare cards that really do exist like Cosmo Queen…

There's also the chance she has some secret Blue Eyes White Dragons…three if my guessing is right for Mary Sue's, and a Polymerization card just for luck. And for an added kick, Black Luster Soldier…I hate Sue demons…/

The sound of running feet from behind him made Kaiba turn. Somehow, Ootogi and the other Yuugi had broken through Mary's spell, stopping Kaiba from making any sort of answer.

"Kaiba! It's risky to play her! You know how Sue's play! They become even more ruthless than Pegasus or Noa!" The other Yuugi yelled, attempting to get the billionaire's attention.

Likewise, the brunette scoffed at the shorter duelist. " I know that." Determined that he would defeat the silver haired beauty, Kaiba pulled out his deck….

"Oh my gosh this is to funny!!! I'm laughing my ass off here, really I am!" A female voice exclaimed from somewhere around the cannon and Sue characters, the shrill noise slightly grating their ears.

Cringing, Mary closed her eyes, suppressing a wail. "Oh, that horrid noise! Who are you to laugh at us? And how did you get past my spell? I am Mary Sue, and you shall be punished in the name of….of me! For insulting me!"

Mou hitori no Yuugi scanned the area, searching for the newest intruder.

Was it another Sue demon??

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Mokuba groaned, completely bored. So far, the only thing that had happened in class today was the teacher - and other ooey gooey students - fussing and coddling over Chibi Sue.

It was sickening!! She was the most obnoxiously adorable thing in the world! She had the biggest pink eyes - PINK!! That seemed to change to purple every now and then; long, silky smooth baby PINK hair too!!! Her voice was….was….well…honey dripping sweet.

"Mokuba-san, don't you think Chibi Sue is wonderful?" Muttered a boy that sat next to Mokuba - his eyes had turned into hearts, and drool pooled into a puddle on his desk.

"Yuck!" Mokuba wrinkled his nose in disgust, at both the drool, heart eyes that the whole class (except himself) wore, and Chibi Sue.

A soft voice drifted through the room, addressing the teacher.

Of course, it was Chibi Sue.

"Teacher…may we go to recess now? My big sister is at lunch at the high school, and I would like to go talk to her if I may." The short girl smiled adorably - if Mokuba hadn't known better, he'd believe that she had come out of a forest, with little birds and baby deer following obediently behind.

Their teacher beamed. "Of course you may! Class, take an hour for recess and lunch - go on now!"

Cheering and footsteps stampeded out of the room, the enthusiastic students rushing away from their classroom. However, Mokuba opted to take his time, and walked towards the door with a little more maturity than his classmates.

"Moku-chan….please wait for me." The honey-sweet voice of Chibi Sue stopped the younger Kaiba dead in his tracks. Luckily for him, he hadn't hid puberty YET, so he couldn't fall in love ( not like the elder Yu-Gi-Oh group; who fell in and out of love from fanfic to fanfic. At least, he wasn't SUPPOSED to fall into that gushy feeling yet…not for a girl…they have cooties…)

Trying not to feel queasy, Mokuba stopped as Chibi Sue caught up with him. She smiled sweetly at him before she spoke.

"Moku-chan, will you come to the high school with me? I want you to meet my sister!" Chibi Sue chirped in her ever happy way, oblivious to the fact that she was being impolite - she was, after all, Chibi Sue, and anything that would be insulting from NORMALcharacters or people is perfectly fine coming from her. This impolite form of address is what is called yobisute - referring to a (male) character by the first name without permission.

The boy never had the chance to object; as by some 'odd' happening they were at the high school - Chibi Sue had suddenly gained the power to teleport at will to any place she desired.

Mokuba was shocked at the sight that greeted his eyes - here was his brother, Mary, Karrie, and Terri Sue, as well as the 'secret' spirits of Mary's Items - the Ancient Egyptian Queen Sue and the Tomb Robber Queen Sue. The only other people there were mou hitori no Yuugi and Ootogi Ryouji. From what the younger Kaiba brother could tell, they were looking for something. Shrugging mentally, Mokuba glanced upward, and nearly jumped.

"Oniisan*, why is there a girl in the tree?"

Everyone stopped looking around, and looked up to where Mokuba pointed.

Mary glared up at the figure. The girl in the tree looked to be about Anzu's height, with long black hair and blue eyes. Her plain looks caused the ever-beautiful Sue-tachi to cringe in pity.

"Awww….you poor little girl." Mary smiled sweetly; maybe she would be able to help this poor, plain girl to become better - more extraordinary. "Why don't you come down? I'll forgive you for laughing at me. I can help you change your…looks. All you need is a little make up and some better clothing."

Kaiba and the others watched with curiosity at Mary's attempts to get the girl down and on their side.

Confused, Ootogi turned to the other Yuugi and Kaiba. "Who's she? Another Mary Sue??"

The girl heard the comment, and turned her glare from Mary to him. "<Excuse you! I am NOT a Mary Sue, jerk!!>"

Everyone in the area sweatdropped, the secondary Sue's lost all grace and momentarily passed out. Not only did this intruder look horribly plain, she apparently couldn't speak Japanese!!! She spoke English!!

Yes, I am going to be evil and stop there for now >= )

Authoress's Notes/Rants

*Mou hitori no Bakura to Yuugi/ Yuugi to Bakura= the other Bakura and Yuugi. Yes, in Japanese, 'to' means 'and'.

Oniisan/ Oniichan/ Oniisama = all mean ' (honored) big brother' except I think the 'chan' version might be for big sister; but I'm not sure. I think there's another word for sister.

Marik/Malik = If I'm correct, in the Japanese version this is practically interchangeable; so if I use one in one sentence and then the second version in another sentence; I'm still referring to the same one. For those confused 'bout Marik and his 'yami', his evil psycho-self is *not* a 'yami', but a part of himself that was created from his hatred towards his father. ( ^^; I know, I'm ranting…)

BTW, I'm going by the Japanese version, not the dub. Sorry, can't stand the dub.

*cringes*.

Ishizu/ Isis: As far as I know, both versions of the show go by Ishizu, so where did Isis come from? If someone could tell me, I'd much appreciate it ^_^ In any case; she is Marik's older sister, and has something to do with Egypt's artifacts and all; bringing the tablets to Japan for a display. Another question from me; and I probably just missed it in the show - how *old* is Ishizu? If I figure it right, she's like, ten years older than Marik, so wouldn't that make her around 26 or so?? *shrugs*

Okay, as normal, please review ^__^ Ja ne minna-san! ~YamiCrys