Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ ZAP ❯ New Word ( Chapter 6 )

DK: Here's the sixth chapter of ZAP!

Seto: DK does not own Yugioh, or any of its characters, but she does own her OCs.

DK: Aww….you said it without me having to ask you this time……

Seto:-thinking-Luckily she's dense, I'm just doing this so that she might forget about humiliating me…..

DK: You're still going to be humiliated, I'm dense, but not that dense.

Seto: Damn….

DK: It's not my fault that you spoke out loud.

Seto: Shut up.

DK: Make me.

Seto: Fine, if you shut up, I'll give you……pocky!

DK: Hmmm…….Okies!

Seto: -Gives DK pocky-

DK: -Shuts up-

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-Kaiba Mansion-

Mokuba ran down the halls of the Kaiba mansion, in the direction of Seto's study. He opened the door and went inside. Mokuba, stood in front of Seto, smiling. "Seto…." The younger Kaiba said. "What?" The elder replied. "Guess a word that I just heard someone say, that I know you can't guess, because, even if you know it, you can't say it, just in case it is the word, but you don't want me to know it, or it will damage my mind," Mokuba said, still smiling.

Seto sighed and answered," What word?" "#%&^, "was Mokuba's reply. (DK: You know the word right? Well if you don't its f-Seto clamps his hand over her mouth- DK:-glares-I wasn't really going to say it…sheesh! It's fudge, yeah, it's fudge, just in the not so nice way. ^^)

Seto's eyes widened, as he looked up, "What did you say?" "#%&^,"Mokuba said….err….innocently. "I know what you said, just don't say that ever again!" Seto said annoyed, knowing that Mokuba knew exactly what he meant. " Don't say what? Oh…you mean #%&^? #%&^, #%&^, #%&^, #%&^! Want me to stop, Seto? Well, I will, only if you meet my demands…" Mokuba said, rather, mischievously.

"No," Seto replied flatly. "Okay…if you say so big brother, but are you sure about your answer?" Mokuba asked. " Yes, I'm sure, now stop pestering me, because, threatening me, won't work." Seto said, annoyed. "It's your own fault, big brother…..#%&^, #%&^, #%&^, #%&^, #%&^, #%&^, #%&^, #%&^, #%&^….."Mokuba was still going on, saying,'#%&^'.

Seto narrowed his eyes," Stop saying it, then I will tell you my answer." "Okies!" Mokuba answered, happily. "What are your demands?" Seto asked. 'This just feels so weird, asking that to my own little brother…' "Well…Seto…..You have to say: I want to screw you, to every girl you see at school. But, you don't have to say it to teachers, since that is just, plain wrong….I was going to make you say: I want to #%&^ you, to every girl you see at school and all of your teachers, counting the guys, but, I think, I'll save that for another time…" Mokuba said, smiling widely.

Seto looked shocked, to say the least.(DK: Technically, he looked like this: O.O) "And what if I decline?" Seto asked. "Then I will keep on saying, #%&^," Mokuba replied, calmly. "If I accept, for how long?" Seto asked. "One day, maybe longer," Mokuba replied, still calm. Seto sighed," I decline."

Mokuba mushroom sighed," I didn't think that I would have to use this….But…" Mokuba reached into his pocket, and brought out some pictures.

Seto's eyes narrowed," What are those?" " Oh, these? Just nothing………….Except pictures of you in nothing but boxers, another in just pants, and one with you asleep, in your boxers!(DK: -drool, notices readers-Oh ..hehe …back to the story!)I will make sure that every girl that goes to Domino High has one of each picture, by tomorrow morning. So do I have your cooperation?" Mokuba asked, smiling widely, yet still calm.

Seto paled," You wouldn't dare." Mokuba smirked," Oh, I wouldn't, would I? You wanna bet?" Seto glared, hopelessly at Mokuba. 'its times like these that, I wish Mokuba wasn't smart. I can't believe that him being smart was a good thing….Oh #%&^….Oops…Wait, Mokuba can't hear me! Muhahahahaha!!!!!!!!'

Suddenly, Mokuba's snickering brought Seto back to reality. "What?!" Seto exclaimed. "Oh nothing, except that I now know that you laugh in your head, and that I'm starting to think that you talk to yourself, when other people , like me, aren't around…" Mokuba said, snickering loudly.

"Crap…"Seto muttered,"…Oh shit….damn…..crud…son of a %!#$&…#%&^!" Mokuba was now on the floor, holding his sides, since he was laughing so hard. "What?!" Seto exclaimed, extremely annoyed now. "Oh -laugh- nothing -laugh- except -laugh- that -laugh- now -laugh- I -laugh- know -laugh- more -laugh- words, -laugh- that -laugh- I -laugh- know -laugh- that -laugh- you -laugh- rather -laugh- not -laugh- me -laugh- knowing. -laugh- And -laugh- that -laugh- you -laugh- can't -laugh- control -laugh- yourself -laugh- from -laugh- saying -laugh- them," Mokuba said, still rolling on the floor with laughter.

Seto just glared harder, a light pink on the bridge of his nose," Mokuba, shut it, or else no more pocky!" "Then I'll just tell everyone that you taught me bad words…"Mokuba said, smiling. "Hmph…." Seto answered. "So what's your answer Seto?" Mokuba asked.

Seto thought about it, frowning. 'Embarrassment and maybe having girls chase me…..Or having everyone think I'm a bad influence on Mokuba, and think that I'm not good enough to take care of him, ruining my reputation, as a guardian…..'

Seto sighed, then closed his eyes, and started hitting his desk with his head, hoping that falling into a concussion would give him better choices, or at least more time to think. "Whymewhymewhymewhymewhymwwhymewhyme…."Seto trailed off, still muttering the words, but growing fainter with each hit on the head. Within ten minutes of the start, he was unconscious. Mokuba stared at his brother then started laughing again.

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TBC-

DK: So which will Seto pick? Why don't I let the readers decide Seto-kun?

Seto:-glares- I hate you so much…

DK: I love you too, Seto-kun!

Mokuba:-appears-Seto, where's my pocky?

Seto:-points to DK- She ate it.

DK: It's Seto's fault, so blame him, plus I didn't even eat it yet, I was going to give it to you, Mokie!

Seto:-looks at Dk suspiciously- Why didn't you eat it?

DK:-smiles- Oh, no reason…..Hey Mokie, can you do me a favor?

Mokuba:-smiles, after taking the pocky Dk is handing him- What?

DK:-whispers into Mokie's ear-

Mokuba-smiles-Okies!-turns to Seto-#%&^!

Seto:-eye twitches, looks annoyed, glaring at DK-I'm gonna sue you! No, scratch that, I'm gonna murder you!

DK:-laughs weakly-Hehe……umm…review with your answer! Ciao!-runs off, Seto chasing her-