Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Cowboy Bebop Fan Fiction / Neon Genesis Evangelion Fan Fiction / Ah My Goddess Fan Fiction / Outlaw Star Fan Fiction / RG Veda Fan Fiction / Sailor Moon Fan Fiction / Tenchi Muyo Fan Fiction / Trigun Fan Fiction ❯ Kiss by a Rose ❯ Babysitting ( Chapter 4 )

Chapter 4- Babysitting

By: Arctic_kitsune_gypsy

Disclaimer: This part is a waste of my time, I own nothing but the story and Yulia, and Ayu.

{><=Thoughts}

Warnings: Cursing... that's it

A/N: Sorry I left you with a cliffhanger. Gomen, but I just wanted to have some fun with ya

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I hovered above the floor and had a gaped expression on my face.

"Y-You, w-why a-are y-you h-here?" I her, stuttering.

"Well I know that you thought I was in Russia, but, I'm on vacation and I wanted to come here a see my little cousin." She said.

"Can you take care of Ayu for me?" She asked pointing at the sleeping newborn in the car seat.

"Oh sure I would love to take care of Ayu... ARE YOU INSANE!!!!!" I screamed at the top of my lungs.

"I ALREADY HAVE 6 DAMN KIDS RUNNING AROUND THIS DAMN HOUSE!!!!" I screamed. "Are you married?" Yulia asked.

"HELL NO, I'M TALKING ABOUT I HAVE A SMART-ASS, A DUMB-ASS, A JUVENILE DELINQUENT, ONE WITH A LOT OF ISSUES, A DUMB BLOND, AND A DAMN IRISH KID THAT YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT HE IS SAYING, OK, I DON'T NEED ANY MORE KIDS!!!!!" I yelled so loud that I woke Jin up from his nap.

"What the devil is going on?" Jin asked me. Edward was on his shoulders flicking his ear.

"Sh-boing, sh-boing, heh, this is fun, fun, fun, fun, fun. Hahahahaha." She looked down, saw the baby and jumped off of Jin's shoulders.

"Ooooooooo, it is sleeping. It is red, it is small, it has a big head, it is drooling, it is smelly, it looks retarded." Yulia put the car seat down and bent down and stared Edward in the face,

"You're a pretty good lookn' boy you know that"

"ED NO BOY, ED GIRL!" Edward yelled so loud that my cousin fell on her butt.

"You don't look like a girl." Yulia questioned.

"Ed girl, Ed prove." After she said that Edward begin to pull down her pants.

"EDWARD STOP!" I yelled. She stopped and looked up at me,

"But, lady wants Ed to prove that Ed is girl."

"Edward, not even I would want to see that. Now go play with Jin some more." I said.

"Ed go play with Jin, Ed go play with Jin.' Ed sang. She climbed up on his shoulders and started flicking his ear again. Jin flew away mumbling about how we should blindfold her, gag her, tie her up, drive her out to the middle of nowhere, throw her out the car and drive away. I snickered under my breath. Yulia looked down at my sprained ankle.

"Oh little cos what's happened to your ankle." She asked with concern in her voice.

"I'm alright, I just sprained my ankle. Don't worry, it'll heal soon." I told her while looking down at my feet.

"Well here's the baby bag, and do you still..." I interrupted her,

"Remember the schedule. Yes, don't worry, I'll take real good care of Ayu." Yulia nodded and ran to her car.

"Heh, she's still as wild even with the baby." I used my psychic powers to pick up the car seat and close the door. >This is going to be strange, with a baby in the house< I thought.

"Hizashiburi no kimi no half smile

Wasurerarezu hajimaru genesis of next

I can't get you out of mind

Hitori tatazumu Please tell me why...

But there's no easy answer

genesis of next

Please tell me! Is this a test?

Hey baby, do you need some help?

You are alone... lonely planet

genesis of next

you just get into

alone on this planet

lonely planet" Kuwabara sang in the shower... off key.

"Damn, can the imbecile sing any worse?" Hiei asked.

"Apparently it can." Kurama spoke pointing up the stairs. Well the good thing he wasn't singing Genesis of next any more, he was singing a song that was one of my favorites.

"I know, I know I've let you down

I've been a fool to myself

I thought I could

live for no one else

But not through all the hurt and pain

Its time for me to respect

the ones you love

mean more than anything

So with sadness in my heart

I feel the best thing I could do

is end it all

and leave forever

Whats done is done, it feels so bad

what once was happy now is sad

I'll never love again

my world is ending

I wish that I could turn back time

cos now the guilt is all mine

cant live without the trust from the ones you love.

I know we can't forget the past

you cant forget love and pride

because of that its killing me inside

It all returns to nothing, it all comes

tumbling down, tumbling down,

tumbling down,

it all returns to nothing, I just keep

letting me down, letting me down,

letting me down" Kuwabara sang, off-key, while walking down the stairs in a terry towel, butt-naked {A/N: Imagine that *imagines Kuwarabara in a terry towel with no clothes on under the towel* AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Thine eyes are burning} Hiei stared at him with big eyes, Kurama closed his eyes and sweat-dropped, and I had my mouth gaped open. >Heh, Setsuna must think that I'm sexier than Kurama, and Shorty put together. Heh, all right, maybe she'll want to have a threesome with me, her, and Yukina< Kuwarabara thought flexing his muscles to me. I read his mind, >Does that fool actually think that I think he's sexier than Hiei and Kurama. Heh yea right and if I wanted to do a threesome with somebody, it would me, Kurama, and Hiei< I thought and I closed my mouth He came down the stairs,

"Hey baby. Why don't I take you to my room and we'll ride the train to passion all night long?" Kuwabara asked. With a blink of an eye Kuwabara was on the floor with a size 14 footprint in his back.

"Hiei!" Kurama shouted.

"Hiei-sama." I whispered staring into his ruby eyes. I felt a warm, loving aura surround me like I was in a tight embrace of someone who would promised to always be right beside me.

"What, fox." Hiei answered.

"You didn't have to kick him in the back." Kurama told him.

"That fool could of had taken Setsuna up to his room and raped her like it was no tomorrow." My eyes shot open wide >Hiei actually cares about somebody besides Yukina, and Kurama. He cares about...me< I thought. I tried to stand up but, I forgot that my ankle was sprained and I couldn't walk on it.

"Ow." I said under my breath. Hiei heard me,

"Setsuna-ko, anata ok-ke." Hiei asked bending down to eye level.

"Hai Hiei-sama. Watashi daijobu, watashi tada wasureppoi." I told him.

"Wakari-masen?"

"Omoidasu, watashi koto ga dekiru toho." Hiei smiled and picked me up in his arms and took me to his room. He sat me down on his bed and tucked me under the covers.

"Are you gonna be alright up here by yourself?" Hiei asked.

"Hai Hiei-sama." He smiled, bent down and kissed me on the cheek. Hiei turned on the TV and walked out of his room. I was starting to get hot so I took off all of my clothes except my bra and thong. Hiei walked back in the room, he looked down and saw that I had taken off all of my clothes off except my bra and thong. He looked back up to me,

"Nani ga osusume dess ka?" Hiei asked me.

"Watashi wa kani ga i dess, onegai-shi-mass." Hiei smiled and walked out of the room and shut the door behind him. I looked out the big window on the left side of the bed. >I didn't know that Hiei has such a good view of the sun. It's a beautiful sight<

"Hello, is anybody in there?" Kurama asked knocking on the door.

"You can come in Kurama, I'm just looking out the window." Kurama opened the door, he was crying.

"Kurama, what's wrong?" I asked with concern in my voice.

"Hiei is, Hiei is heading off to the hospital."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Arctic_kitsune_gypsy- Dum, dum, DUMM! What has happened to poor Hiei!

Youko- I hope he's alright.

Arctic_kitsune_gypsy- Awwwwwww, does little Youko Kurama like Hiei

Youko- Shut you mouth!

Arctic_kitsune_gypsy- I NEED REVIEWS!!!