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[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

A/N: X-OVER WITH GUNDAM SEED AND DECTECTIVE CONAN (CASE CLOSED). NEW PAIRINGS. YAOI. SHOUNEN-AI. ALL THE GOOD ADULT SITUATION STUFF. CONAN AND JIMMY WILL BE SEPARATE ENTITIES FOR THE SAKE OF THIS FIC. WARNING: DEVIANT BASHING. JIMMY WILL ALTERNATELY BE REFERED TO AS SHINICHI KUDO AS HIS ORIGINAL NAME IS SO MUCH MORE EXPRESSIVE THAN PLAIE OLD JIMMY.



KALERAGETSUSEI

CHAPTER LXXVI

RETALIATION’S A BITCH…BUT AIN’T HE SWEET

As the group of allies made their way from the lobby and the three gaping females <Marie Louise had decided to abandon the narrow-minded set to be with her best friend and ‘knight-in-Rose Gundam-armor-George de Sand> they stopped just short of the elevators as they had spotted two couples in obvious confusion. Trageta, who had not long ago joined the group after Goten had been released from the healing tank, approached the couples.

“Kira? Athrun? Conan? What on Earth brings you all here?” the younger lavender haired prince asked as the group stopped.

A beautiful auburn haired female turned from the worship she had been giving the tall handsome blue/black haired male beside her to acknowledge the others.

“Hello, everybody! This is my husband, Jimmy Kudo, our adopted son, Conan Edogawa, and our friends from Heliopolis, Athrun Zala and his partner, Kira Yamato. Charlemagne, I see you found the one you were looking for,” the female giggled.

Charlemagne returned a bright smile and once again hugged Tien. “Told you I would. Now, let me introduce you all to this fine couple. This is James Kudo, detective extraordinaire and his lovely wife, Rachel Moore-Kudo. Jimmy’s young mirror image is Conan Edogawa, his cousin,” Charlemagne introduced.

Everyone shook hands and made the acquaintance of the new arrivals, however, Trageta, Goten and Shuichi M., who had ventured down from his suite with Hiei, all appeared familiar with Kira and Athrun.

“All right, lovebirds, playtime can wait until after the meeting,” a gruff voice sounded and all eyes turned to find the source.

“Vegeta, hello, my friend! And…No, it can’t be! This can’t be the little powerhouse that destroyed me and the Red Ribbon Army single handedly?” Charlemagne gasped, his eyes widening behind his glasses.

“Am I supposed to know you?” Kakarrot asked in an innocent manner.

Although he hid it well, Charlemagne was dumbstruck. But then again, the large man had been a mere boy when the pair of them had met and fought, so the handsome blond was not too put off. However…

“AAAAHHHHH! G-G-General Blue!” Krillin exclaimed as he cowered behind 18.

“Big baby. Hi, I’m Krillin’s wife of fifteen years, 18. This is our daughter, Marron, who seems to know those two by the elevator,” 18 smiled at her mirror image who had gone to greet Jimmy and Rachel.

Kakakrrot looked closer at the blond male bombshell and shook his head in disbelief. “Aren’t you supposed to be dead? I mean, didn’t General Tao kill you for betraying the RR?” the large Saiyan asked.

“Mere technicality, dear boy. I spent my time in Spirit World, was allowed to see how much I had disappointed the man I loved and wanted to return if only to apologize to him. I didn’t think I had a chance to rekindle what he and I had started before the disappearance of Emperor Chaoutzu’s wife. I go by my given name, now, Charlemagne Le Creuset, twin brother to Rau Le Creuset and elder brother of Macarron Le Creuset. You know the baby by his fighting name, Caroni,” Charlemagne explained.

“Did I hear my name? Hello, my friends,” a high tenor voice greeted and the crowd looked to find two other bright heads of spine-length blond hair and brilliant blue eyes approaching them.

“JEWEL?” several voices gasped.

“I thought you were married to Videl?” Gohan asked with widened eyes.

“Didn’t we just pound you into the wall?” Goten inquired as he looked the blond pair up and down.

“Ever hear of publicity? And before you ask, the kid ain’t mine. I only married her to give the kid a name since Sharpener had other entanglements. Plus, the only person I’ve ever slept with willingly is this fine piece of real estate,” Jewel replied as he hugged his significant other. “And yes, I wanted you to. I was given an ultimatum: in order to remain the honorable Mr. Sataan, I had to win my match. By getting trashed by one of the greatest fighters to ever exist was wonderful! After I healed up and reunited with my one, we confronted that pair. That woman looked at me as if I were scum under her boot and turned her back on me. ‘Daddy’ then told me papers would be in the mail next week. Oh, it’s so wonderful to be free of such constraints and restrictions! I must warn you, though, neither of them are very pleased about your presences. Caroni told me all about the Cell tourney and who really won it,” Jewel explained his presence to the crowd.

“All right, my children, let’s get the meeting underway so we can have a good time the rest of the week,” Vegeta commandeered the group to the nearest conference room.

The conference room was half the size of the main dining hall where the warriors had gathered the previous evening and once the group had entered the room, Charlemagne and several others took their mates and partners to secluded corners of the hall. Once isolated from the others, they embraced and shared welcoming hugs and kisses.

“Oh, Tien, you have no idea how I’ve missed you, us, this,” Charlemagne sighed into the psychic’s chest.

“Probably as much as I have, gorgeous. Damn, but I‘ve missed you, Char. Thank you,” Tien sighed as he held the man his heart had belonged to since the pair served in Chaotzu’s empire.

Charlemagne drew a deep breath then replied, “You are more than welcome, handsome, but it is I who should thank you. Thanks for the second chance, for loving me when others feared and hated me, for everything!” the blue eyed man smiled as he tilted his head upwards and Tien replied by joining their lips.

“They make a handsome couple, don’t they, love?” Kakarrot asked Vegeta as he embraced the smaller Saiyan from behind and nuzzled the prince’s flame of hair.

“That they do, my love. K-koi, what are we gonna do? My instincts tell me to retaliate in the same manner but since I’ve been living here all this time and have vowed never to hurt anything that meant the world to you before, I can’t. Those creatins will just strike again,” Vegeta responded.

“We won’t let that happen, Vegeta. There’s no way any of them will be leaving this island alive. Apparitions by nature hate humans in the first place, these incidents will not go unchecked, I can assure you,” a gruff voice sounded from the couple’s left.

The royal pair looked to find Hiei and Kurama arm and arm, Hiei’s hold very possessive. Well, it stood to reason, Kurama had been victim of the first attack and there was no way the fire apparition was gonna let his prize out of his sight.

“No doubt about that. Hi-san, scan around and pinpoint those rat asses, then I’ll alert security to be on guard,” Vegeta requested and the taller man complied.

Knowing many of the beings present could withstand the power of his Jagan, Hiei removed the covering ward, let the eye open and began the search for the perpetrators.


While most of those that had been victims of the first two attacks had gathered in the conference room, security, which had been doubled following the first attack, canvassed the hotel. Along with the hotel’s security staff, both the Justice League and Teen Titans joined in the search. As the super heroes and their oni companions perused the halls of the hotel, sudden screams pierced the near silence. Breaking into extremely speedy runs or flight, the groups hurried toward the sounds. What they found brought smiles to the oni and concern to the heroes.

“What’s-AAAAHHHHH! NO! You sick bastards!” Jean Grey, who had been patrolling with her husband, Scott Summers (Cyclops), clenched her head as visions assailed her senses.

Reaching out, Scott grabbed hold of his spouse and held her tightly as he took in the scene before them. The group had followed the screams to what appeared to be a storage area and found three bloody and broken bodies over which stood six young males.

“Tyrance Maxwell-Yuy, what’s the meaning of this?” Scott addressed one of the young men.

The young man in question looked up and nodded. “Heya, Scott, everyone. Caught this bastard and his buddies red handed with these little homemakers trying to set them. Tyreese and I were workin’ on getting the sleezeball to confess his business,” Tyrance smirked.

Tyrance and Tyreese could have passed for identical twins of Heero and Duo, but then it was to reason as Duo had produced both boys and the dads could not have been happier. Nonetheless, the pair were joined by four other youths, two of whom resembled Milliardo and Lucretzia Peacecraft and the other two were another mirror of Quatre/Trowa.

After calming down, Jean looked up into the crowd and nodded. “I-I had a vision. These were three of the men responsible for the two attacks on the others. I’ll let Vegeta and the others know,” the psychic nodded.

“Let us know what?” a deep voice asked from behind Jean.

The group of security looked up, surprise on their faces. “How…?”

“My Jagan picked up the location of these slime wads and their next targets. Many of the others have gone to deal with their friends,” Hiei explained.

The Shuichi brothers stood away from the crowed and held their mother as Hiei’s Jagan and high psychic powers located and read the plans of Shiori’s husband and what he revealed highly disturbed the trio. Shuichi H. had gotten so angry at the revelation that he put a hole in a concrete wall that was meant to withstand the strongest chi blast produced. Shuichi M. hurt because his mother was heartbroken that the man she had vowed her life to was so full of malice and hatred for those he considered ‘damaged goods and a waste of clay.’

Other revelations Hiei had spoken of were Tarukane’s plan to rid the earth of deviants, Wilkins’ idea to exterminate aliens and other thoughts that ran along the same vein. Nonetheless, Vegeta and Sakyou requested that the beaten be healed enough to stand trial for their crimes, then the pair of executives dispatched several teams to search down the perpetrators and bring them to the main dining hall for interrogation.


Meanwhile, the three princesses sat brooding in the lobby, discussing the wrongs committed against their beauty when a slim figure approached.

“I tell you, father, I have never been so humiliated in my life! To think I pledged myself to that…that blond when the whole time he was an anti-male in hiding! I tell you, dad, I don’t care what good fighters they are, I want you to expel both of those queers! I know it’s not the thing to do, but I’ll raise the kid on my own,” a hot female voice snarled.

“Yes, Videl, love, I concur and consider that pair as good as history! No one makes a fool of Hercule and lives!” Hercule guffawed.

Chichi had heard the voices and moved to go investigate. “Momma, I didn’t see you, what a surprise!” Videl exclaimed.

“The girls and I were just having that same discussion. You do know someone’s trying to kill those, what did you say? Anti-males? Yeah, seems someone’s trying to annihilate the entire barrel of deviants. They should just blow the foundation from this place and be done with it!” Chichi put forth.

“No, the simplest solution would be for all you deviant haters to be packed up and shipped back to the main island. I know my husband, Vegeta and the others are in a meeting this very instant and are deciding what to do but I think I’ll begin by calling my friends on the big island and telling them to remove their children from your dojo, then I’ll tell them to boycott the companies the other businessmen own, withdraw their stockholdings, if they have any and publish the truth of who really defeated that green monster, Cell. In fact…” I It was Sakyou’s beautiful wife, Shizuru, had happened upon the conversation and had been working on ways to assist her husband and the others.

Shizuru, Yukina, Keiko and several other females of their acquaintance were heading to the area where Sakyou and the others were meeting to sentence those who were bent on destroying her brother, his friends and many others. Nonetheless, Shizuru lifted her cell phone to her ear and dialed…

“Hello, Weekly Extortioner, Flay McCallister speaking, how may I assist you?” a female voice spoke.

“Flay? Kuwabara-Sakyou Shizuru, how are you?” Shizuru was heard to ask.

“Great, hun, long time no hear from. Got any juicy storied to give to this hottest selling rag mag on the planet?” the other female asked.

“In fact, my friend, I’ve got so many stories to tell you, they’ll fill WE for the next five millenium!” Shizuru cast a disproving glare around the five persons gathered in front of her.

Hercule and Videl stood riveted to the spot. The secret was about to be revealed along with other damning information that could ruin the businesses of some of the fighters biggest investors. He had to warn them, somehow to be on their guard and ready to fight back, if necessary. It seemed the time for those aristocrats with eccentric tastes was dwindling and the source of their common displeasure, the deviants, would retaliate with a vengeance.