Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction / Cowboy Bebop Fan Fiction ❯ The Great Camping Adventure ❯ Koenma has a plan?! ( Chapter 2 )

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Second chapter! Yes!

Rachel-Yes, and we must add Porunga to our list of things we don't own.

Rach-Chan-And Porunga, of course you can make a cameo! Just leave me a review on any of my stories and I'll give you a cameo. Its the least I can do with you putting up with me for the last two years in 'Padded Cell'. ^_^ Disclaimer same as last chapter, but add Porunga.

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Rach-Chan-(Walking down the road with Seto) So, hows it going with Kaiba Corp lately?

Seto-Well, I fired my 35th secratary, but other than that, fine....

Mokuba-(Appears behind Seto)(Whispers in his ear) Tell her you love her!

Seto-Shut-up! (Pushes him off)So, what were we talking about?

Rach-Chan- O_O Did Mokuba just tell you to tell me you love me?

Seto-......No...No he was just a figment of you imagination!

Rach-Chan-O-kay then.....o_O(Thinking) God, hes been acting weird lately....

(Back at R.C.D's camper)

Rachel-(Walking the dog down to the bathrooms)

Mysterious voice-HALT!

Rachel-(Looks up) (Face Faults) Porunga, you out used 'Padded Cell Man' months ago...

Porunga-I don't know what you mean! I'm not this 'Porunga' you speak of! I'm PADDED CELL MAN! And this is my trusty side kick, KEEP SQUEEZING THEM MONKEYS LAD!

Ed-(Hops out in her costume) YES!

Rachel-Please, just tell me what your doing here and shut-up!

Porunga-Okay okay! You caught us! We know that Koenma and the Anti-Padded Cell are near by, as well as your and BIG DADDY's enemies....

Ed-P-Chan thought we should help Rach-Chan person so she won't die before Seto person gets the nads to ask her out!

Porunga-That and we hate Koenma....

(With Rach-Chan and Seto)

Seto-.....Rach-Chan....

Rach-Chan-Yeah?

Seto-I....well.....(BIG DADDY falls down from a near by tree) DAMNIT BIG DADDY! You ruined my moment!

BIG DADDY-Don't get all pissy with me!(A/N:Don't own BIG DADDY, and sorry for using him without permission!) (Pulls Seto off to the side) You were gonna tell her, weren't you?!

Seto-Well....yeah...

BIG DADDY-You can't do that yet! Wait till Friday night, when you two are looking at the fireworks!

Seto-Wow, your right.....hey, how'd you know about that?!

BIG DADDY-I have my sources....Now, go act all pissy and stoic like always! (Pushes him back toward Rach-Chan)

Rach-Chan- O_o This is getting weirder and weirder....

(At the villians camper)

Koenma-ITS HIM! (Looking at Porunga talking to Rachel through binoculars)

Malik-And he would be who?

Koenma-My arch enemy, Porunga! Hes defeated me in everything I've done!

SPR-Hmmm, I think I know him......wait! He is half of that Gohga creature! Grrrrrr, I shall have my revenge!

Malik-I don't know, he looks kinda cool....

Koenma-Cool?! COOL?! DOES GETTING YOUR HEAD CHOPPED OFF SEEM COOL?!

Malik-No?

Koenma-WELL HES DONE THAT TO ME! You will help me destroy him, or I will kill Rachel off as well!

Malik-Fine! (Stomps off)

SPR-What a premadonna.....

Malik-Shut-up! (Throws M.Rod at SPR's head)

Koenma-Hehehehe...Just wait, Porunga! I have a plan for you and your little friends! MUHAHAHA!

Snoop Dogg-Wow, dat be some weird shit. Well, until next time cats, peace out!

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