Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Gathering of the Sadistics ❯ The Rubber Duckies are Attacking!!! ( Chapter 2 )

Chapter 2

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh, Yu-Yu Hakusho, Inuyasha, South Park, DragonBallZ, or any other anime I happen to randomly throw in.

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Everone's still strapped to the table/seat thingies, except for Hiei, Elder Toguro, and Kid Buu. The room is suddenly filled with a blinding light, and happy kid sing-along music starts playing...

Naraku: Welllllllllll...this is an interesting twist.

Elder Toguro: *shields eyes* I'm melting, I'm melting!

Bakura: What is that Ra awful ruckus?!?!

Cartman: *an unspeakable string of profanities pours from his mouth*

Kikyo: Hmmph. It seems the darkness cannot stand the light.

Hiei: *muttering* And the deranged sublevel-bound bitch would know...

Kikyo: *growls at Hiei*

Hiei: *stabs her with his katana, just for the hell of it*

Rando: *singing along with the music* Ifffff you're sadistic and you know it clap your hands! *arms attempt to break free...unsucessfully, he compinsates by making a clicking noise with his tongue*

Bakura: *sighs in disgust and starts studying his now illuminated surroundings*

Everyone else sees the logic in this and follows suit. Their eyes fall upon...mirrors? The walls are covered in mirrors.

Kenny: Minniminmowow?

Frieza: *studying himself in mirror* I look extremely superior today...

Kid Buu: *sees his reflection in mirror and runs over to it in excitement*

Rando: *spots a Big Mac laying on the completely white floor* Eewwwwww!!!

Everyone one looks over to see what he found, except Kid Buu who is still studying himself in the mirror and making nasal noises. They spot the Big Mac and look at Rando in curiosity.

Rando: Calories!

Everyone: -_-

Hiei: You sure about that gay thing?

Rando: *slyly* Why so interested Hiei?

Hiei: *tortures Rando*

Rando: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! I take it back!!! JUST STOP!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!

Bakura: *laughs at Rando's misfortune*

Hiei: *looks over at Bakura and nods in approval*

Kikyo: Ooohhhhh...looks like the fool made a friend.

Hiei: *glares daggers at Kikyo*

Naraku: *would've slapped his forhead if he could have* *thinking* she always knows just how to piss people off... ... ...Wait a minute? Why would I care?

Marik: *watching from behind the glass, laughs evilly as his other half uses the millinium rod to disrupt Naraku's nueral pathways*

Naraku: The pink bunnies are flying south today...

Hiei: *gets an idea, walks over to Bakura and whispers something in his ear*

Rando: *sighs in relief*

Kenny: Minniminmowow?

Freiza: They're getting a little cozy over there...

Kikyo: *lets out a cold, spitefilled laugh...because she's dead and she can*

Frieza: *also lets out a cold, spitefilled laugh*

Kikyo: *not to be outdone, lets out and even more cold, spitefilled laugh*

Frieza: *an even MORE cold, spitefilled laugh*

Cartman: Shut up, God damn it!

Bakura: *smiles evily* Deal.

Hiei: *burns the straps holding Bakura down to the table/seat thing*

Bakura: *sits on the edge of his table/seat thing and eyes his prey*

Kikyo: O_O Eeep.

Bakura: *makes the room dark using his Shadow Realm powers*

*weird noises, weird noises, a tray gets knocked over, a cat screeches, Rando screams, weird noises, weird noises*

Bakura: *makes the room light again*

Everyone looks around to find.... ... Kikyo tied up beside Naraku on his table/seat thing.

Cartman: Well, that's a relief. I thought an elephant was trying to make love to a pig.

Kikyo: This is an outrage!! Untie me at once!

Rando: That was your whole big plan??? To tie Kikyo up next to Naraku!!! I could've thought up better torture in my sleep!

Hiei: *looks directly at Rando and holds up a sharp torture tool*

Rando: ...! I mean... ...it was a BRILLIANT idea, could've of come up with a better idea myself.

Hiei: Hn.

Naraku: *looks over at Kikyo* Do you hear them?

Kikyo: ???

Naraku: The rubber duckies...

Kikyo: O.o ... ...

Naraku: THE RUBBER DUCKIES ARE ATTACKING!!! KEEP YOUR FARRETS INDOORS! STAY OUT OF THE BATHTUBS!!!

Everone: O.o

Kikyo: *wimper*

Towlie: *appears out of nowhere* If you're going to take a bath, make sure to bring a towel.

Bakura: Who the hell are you?

Cartman: Towlie!!! Hey, everyone, it's towlie!

Kenny: Minniminmowow?

Hiei: I don't even care about your name, baka, why would I care about a towels'?

*akward silence*

Towlie: You wanna get high?

Kyle: *appears out of nowhere along with Stan* Hey, have you guys seen Towlie?

Everyone: *points to Towlie*

Cartman: Hey guys! I'm glad you're here, now you can get me out of this thing.

Kyle/Stan: *look at each other* No, Cartman, you're just a fat ass.

Cartman: God damn it, guys! Let me out!!

Kid Buu: *determines he doesn't like that thing that's doing everything he is, throws a punch at it, gets thrown back by some unknown force*

Naraku: It's them!!!

Elder Toguro: *rematerializes from the puddle he had become on the floor*

Kid Buu: *very angered, throws himself at the mirror only to get blown back again, he lands by Towlie*

Towlie: ... You wanna get high?

Kid Buu: *continues his mindless assult on the mirror, just to get thrown back every time*

Bakura: Now what's going on?

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Somewhere in space...

Data: The forcefield is holding, sir.

Picard: *nods his head* Keep me informed. *walks into his ready room*

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Kenny: *discovers his table/seat thing was never holding him down in the first place, walks over to the mirrors and gentle touches the forcefield, gets fried to a crisp*

Kyle: Oh my God! They killed Kenny!

Stan: You bastards!

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Mantis16: Well, that was fun! I decided to humor my one reviewer. ^__^ This was for you, Anime_FanGirl. I hope you liked it. .... ...You know what I just noticed? I accidently put this story under songfic. Oops. o_o Oh, well, feel free to tell me who you'd like to die next, and everything else I said in the last chapter.