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Chapter 5

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Rando and Freiza are the only people still strapped to the table/seat thingies. Death count so far is 2 down (Karasu and Kenny) and 1 in the Shadow Realm (Naraku, his body is still strapped to its table/seat thingy). Bakura is in his soul room; Ryou is in control of his own body and having tea and crumpets with Freiza; Hiei is sitting on his table/seat thing looking menacing; Elder Toguro is in a pile of goop on the floor; Kikyo is in a corner weeping; Cartman, Kyle, Stan, and Towlie are standing by a "watch for nude teenagers" sign that, you guessed it, appeared out of nowhere; Kid Buu is being hypnotized by the Barny song, which hasn't stopped playing; Kuwabara is doing nothing worth mentioning; and Malik and Marik are in their Evil Person's Glass Hideout Lair...Thing. The lights are still on.

Freiza: CRUMPETS! *breaks free from bonds and starts devouring the tea and crumpets*

Ryou: O.O ... Now, Freiza... *motherly tone* what have I told you about drinking your tea?

Freiza: Crumpets?

Bakura: *in mind* Oh, dear Ra, Ryou, do not do this to me.

Ryou: *ignores Bakura* You have to hold your pinky out, like this. *holds pinky out while holding his tea cup*

Freiza: *blinks*

Ryou: Come on, Freiza, you can do it!

Freiza: *gets a look like a baby being encouraged to take his first steps, tries to hold his pinky out, but it's shaking*

Inuyashsa: *looks on in disgust*

Bakura: *sitting in soul room, rolls eyes* Good Ra!!

Hiei: *hearing Barkura's statement "Hn"s his agreement*

Ryou: *continues to ignore his Yami* You can do it! I know you can!

Freiza: *successfully holds his pinky out while taking a sip of tea*

Ryou: Yeah!!! I knew you could do it.

Freiza: *big grin*

Bakura: *runs over to the trash can in his soul room and throws up*

Inuyasha: *also throws up, but all over the floor, chunks are flying everwhere*

Miroku: *appears out of nowhere standing beside Inuyasha* Inuyasha, I highly suggest you never have children.

Inuyasha: o_O? How the hell did you get here???

Miroku: My highly trained Monk Powers of Lust...eh, Love...sensed someone was in danger. *walks in Rando's direction*

Rando: Oh, thank you, thank you!!! I knew someone would come to help me...*watches Miroku walk past him to Kikyo* .... .......@#&(*($%$@#$. Darn.

Miroku: *unable to see Kikyo's face, and therefore not knowing who she is, starts to comfort the woman who might be Kikyo, but he's not really sure if she is Kikyo, in fact, the fact that she IS Kikyo hasn't even crossed his mind*

Inuyasha: HEY!!! Get away from her, Miroku, she's K...Kahhhhhh!

Freiza: *jumps on Inuyasha and begins to strangle him* CRUMPETS AND PINKIES AND BLUE BUNNIES!!!

Inuyasha: *makes gurling noises as he's slowly being strangled to death*

Miroku: *looks back at Inuyasha* Not now, Inuyasha. Can't you see I'm in the middle of something? *turns back to Kikyo and starts stroking her butt*

Kikyo: *can't respond due to the emotional trama of being slapped around by Hiei*

Kuwabara: *stares* Come on, Miroku guy, you shouldn't take advantage of women like that.

Miroku: *sighs* My friend, if you only knew the pleasures.

Hiei: Pervert.

Rando: Hentia. *thinks of asking Miroku out*

Sango: *appears out of nowhere and slaps Miroku, leaving a red slap mark across his face* Jerk!!! *disappears back into nowhere*

~~~~~~~~On some expendable planet that can conveniently take a lot of stress from power build ups that threaten to crumble its week frame and desimate its entire population~~~~~~~

Vegeta: *veins popping out of forhead* You take that back, you overgrown underling!!!

Brolly: *insane laugh*

Vegeta: *punches Brolly square in the chin*

Brolly: *doesn't flinch*

Vegeta: *powers up to Super Saiyan*

Goku: ^_^ *sweat drop* Now come on, guys, there's no need for this. *stands in between the two*

Vegeta: *blinks*

Goku: *unheard relieved sigh* I'm glad you see it my way, Vegeta. Violence isn't always the answer.

Vegeta: *punches Goku*

Goku: X_X *falls over*

Vegeta: *sadistic laugh* You really are a fool, Kakorot! Hahahahahahaha!! *continues attack on Brolly*

~~~~~~~Off of some expendable planet that can conveniently take a lot of stress from power build ups that threaten to crumble its week frame and desimate its entire population~~~~~~

Ryou: Now Freiza...*warning motherly tone*

Freiza: *looks guilty, but continues to choke Inuyasha reguardless*

Ryou: *continues* What have I told you about choking people to death???

Bakura: You havn't told him anything, you stupid British bastard!

Inuyasha: *turns blue*

~~~evil person's glass hideout lair...thing~~~

Malik: Now this is interesting...

Marik: *stops his insane laughter caused by Inuyasha' suffering* What do you mean?

Malik: According to our contacts on Enterprise, there's a huge fight being held on planet Some Planet's Name. The vast amounts of energy being used are threatening to destroy the planet.

Marik: Really? *blinks* Cool.

Malik: ... ...*evil plot forming, evil plot forming... ...formed*

~~~out of evil person's glass hideout lair...thing~~~

Kikyo: *finally notices what Miroku is doing and slaps him hard across the face, she appears to be normal now* I do not know what you think you were doing, monk, but you will regret it...in hell!!!!

Miroku: O.o... ...Kikyo?!!? ...Nice butt.

Cartman: Crazy bitch sure does have a thing about hell.

Inuyasha: *turns purple*

Kikyo: *rounds on Cartman*

Cartman: *suprises everyone by letting out the most evil cackle in the story so far*

Kikyo: *unsure of whether to say "eep" or send him to hell*

Cartman: HAAAHAHAHAHA! You really think you can destroy me, woman?!

Kikyo: ... ... ............umm... ..... .....

Suddenly several huge balls of light hit various places across the room, and bounce off of the forcefield. Vegeta and Brolly are above everyone throwing Ki Blasts of Hate at each other. Goku is unconcious on the ground by Towlie.

Everyone: *stares for a moment, then start dodging the blasts*

Rando: Help!!! I'm strapped to a table/seat thing here! I CAN'T MOVE!!!

Hiei: Hn. *dodges blasts easily*

Bakura: *in soul room* Move, Ryou, MOVE!!

Ryou: *moves*

Rando: Kikyo!! Kikyo!! I know you're not like the rest!!! You're a priestess! HELP ME!!!!

Kikyo: *ignores Rando*

Similar dodging techniques can be seen throughout the room. Except for Rando. No one helps him out of his table/seat thing. Big supprise.

Inuyasha: *turns a various assortment of colors*

Vegeta: *holds arms straight out in front of him, aiming for Brolly of course* FINAL FLASH!

Brolly: *moves*

Goku: *starts to wake up*

The FINAL FLASH bounces off the forcefield protecting the mirrored walls, it keeps bouncing until... ..... ......... ......It makes a hole in Kikyo's stomache.

Kikyo: Gaahhhhhhhhh!

Kuwabara: Pretty lady!!! *rushes over to Kikyo*

Bakura/Hiei/Rando: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Brolly: *calmly stands in a corner*

Goku: *slowly sits up* Wh...What happened? *looks around* What's going on here?

Towlie: ...You wanna get high?

Goku: *blinks*

Ryou: Now that was...interesting. *notices Frieza and Inuyasha* Freiza you stop that right NOW!

Freiza: *begrudgingly releases his hold on Inuyasha*

Inuyasha: *cough, cough, splutter, cough, turns purple, blue, and then his normal color* Ki...ky....o...!

Kikyo: I HAVE A HOLE IN MY STOMACHE!!! YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS GOING TO DO TO MY GIRLISH FIGURE!!! KAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Vegeta: *knocks Kikyo out* I can't concentrate with you yelling, woman!!!!

Kuwabara: You're not supposed to hit a girl! *cradles Kikyo in his arms*

Inuyasha: *laying on the floor, pretty whiped out from being strangled* Get Your Hands Off Her!!

Brolly: *suddenly starts holding his ears* NO! NO!!!!!!!

Everyone: 0.o

Bakura: *still in soul room* Ryou, where is he standing?

Ryou: *mind link* Umm.... In a corner?

Hiei: *able to hear there conversation, catches on, looks at the speakers in the corner by Brolly*

Brolly: NOOO!!!! *the speaker's music is resounding in his ears*

The Barny song hits the final note "won't you say you looooove meeeeeee, tooooooooo!

Brolly's head explodes. His body falls to the floor.

Bakura: *can't help but laugh at Brolly's misfotune*

Ryou: Bakura!

Vegeta: Humph. Takes care of my problem. *stands with his arms crossed*

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Mantis16: Hehehehehehe. I liked this chapter. I enjoyed writing it soooooo much, I think I accidently made it longer then all the others. ^_^ Good times, good times. *hears a strange noise in the distance, turns around to see xXHakuRyuXx charging with rubber duckies* Kaahhhh!!! *flees in terror*