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Chapter 10

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh, Yu-Yu Hakusho, Inuyasha, South Park, DragonBallZ, or any other anime or real person or persons I happen to throw into this story.

Vote: I got the impression that one of my Readers Whom I Love might want me to make Yami sadistic. But I'm not really sure if I want Yami to be sadistic. ...Though, that would be funny...having him carry around an axe yelling "Die, Bakura, die!" Or he could be completely evil and try to kill Tea. *evil grin* But who would want THAT? *hint, hint* What do you guys think?

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~~~Shadow Realm~~~

Goku: ...One. More. Time!! If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe, I'ld been married long time ago, where did you come from where did you go, where did you come from Cotton-Eye Joe!!!

Vegeta: *stops walking to look back at Goku, who is following him like a puppy* Will. You. Shut. Up!!?!!

Goku: *either didn't hear Vegeta or is to high to care* He came to town like a midwinter storm, he rode through the fields so handsome and strong, his eyes was his tools and his smile was his gun, but all he had come for was having some fun!!!!

Vegeta: *punches Goku*

Goku: *goes flying like a rag doll, breaks through acouple of rocks and hills that appeared out of nowhere* If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe, I'ld been married long time ago, where did you come from where did you go, where did you come from Cotton-Eye Joe!!! Heyah!!!!!!

Vegeta: *falls on his knees* He's just....too powerful...

Goku: He brought disaster wherever he went, the hearts of the girls was to hell broken sent, they all ran away so nobody would know, and left only men cause of Cotton-Eye Joe!!! Gotta work... *jumps up* Now everybody dance! *dances*

Vegeta: Damn It!!! *starts to dance because of Goku's Spell of Mandatory Dancing*

~~~Different Part of the Shadow Realm~~~

Yami: We're getting close...I can smell it.

Inuyasha: Yeah. Me too.

Weird music plays.

Inuyasha: Entering the Shadow Realm!

Yami/Yugi/Kikyo: O.o???

Yami: What was that?

Yugi: Where'd you come from?

Kikyo: Inu...ya...sha...

Inuyasha: The introductory thingy, the room with all the sadistic people, and ...Ki...ky...o!

Kikyo: Inu...ya...sha...

Inuyasha: Ki...ky...o...

Yugi: Hmm... *thoughtful look* Bakura must have sent him here.

Yami: It's possible...

Inuyasha: Keh. I don't care what the bastard did.

Kikyo: Inuyasha!

Inuyasha: What!?

Kikyo: You should show Yami more respect! He used to be a pharaoh!!!

Inuyasha: *leans forward* I don't give a rats ass what he used to be!

Kikyo: *gasp*

Yugi: It's alright, Kikyo. Yami's used to disrespect. Just look at Bakura...

Yami: *growls*

Yugi: ^_^ *sweat drop* Okay, guys! Let's get going! *grabs Kikyo's arm and starts dragging her away*

Yami/Inuyasha: *glare at one another, and begin to follow Yugi and Kikyo who are beginning to disappear into the mist*

Uncomfortable silence.

Inuyasha: Damn.

Yami: What?

Inuyasha: D. A. M. N. *mumbling* Can't hear, stupid pharaoh...

Yami: Why do you say that?

Inuyasha: Alright you moronic yami, I'll explain. DAMN. What you say when things SUCK. Like now.

Yami: *looks at him with Eyes That Pierce Into the Soul* It's more then that isn't it?

Inuyasah: *grabs Yami by the collar* You took one of my girlfriends, you dumb piece of shit!

Yami: *starts laughing*

Inuyasha: *drops Yami in suprise*

Yami: You mean Kikyo? *bursts into another fit of laughter, finally gets a hold of himself* You don't have to worry. I'm not going after her. No...

Inuyasha: *sighs in relief* Good. My love life is in chaos as it is... ... But if you tell anyone that, you'll die.

Yami: Understood. *decides to start friendly conversation* I sense Kikyo's special somehow. I just...can't find her life energy at all.

Inuyasha: That's cause she's dead.

Yami: *blink* What?

Inuyasha: She's dead, twit. The opposite of living.

Yami: *blink, blink* Oookay...

Inuyasha: *exasperated sigh* We met fiftysome years ago and fell in love. Naraku tricked both of us and we were pitted against each other. She died, I was stuck to a tree by one of her arrows for fifty years. Then Kagome, Kikyo's reincarnation from five hundred years in the future, came through a well and freed me. Then some old hag stole Kikyo's ashes and made her human form out of those and clay. She captured Kagome, and stole part of her soul so Kikyo would have life again. Now Naraku wants Kikyo because he's a sick half-demon bastard who needs a new obsession.

Yami: *silence for a moment, sarcasm* Oh! It makes so much sense now. *rolls eyes*

Inuyasha: Ah, put a sock in it, twit! This is my life.

Yami: So...did Kikyo ever figure out you were both decieved?

Inuyasha: Did she!? That's the problem! Even now that she knows, everytime we meet up it's still the same old thing. *mocking Kikyo's voice* Come to hell with me, Inuyasha. Do you love that girl more than you love me, Inuyasha. *normal voice* And the classic, *mocking Kikyo's voice* Inu....ya...sha!

Yami: *snickers* You sound just like her.

Inuyasha: Keh, she makes me sick sometimes.

Yami: *gets Evil Revenge Idea #1* Yeah, I can't believe Bakura fell for her.

Inuyasha: WHAT!?!?

~~~Elsewhere in the Shadow Realm~~~

Malik/Marik: *appear out of nowhere*

Malik: Ahhhhaa! Much better.

Marik: *blink, blink* What the hell did you bring us here for?

Malik: I have a theory...

Cartman: *pops up* That you'll be able to gather all the incredibly sadistic energy from all the incredibly sadistic people that were sent here by the incredibly sadistic Bakura if you yourselves were here as well.

Marik: *blink* The hell?

Cartman: *continues* And thus, if you were to bring the rest of the incredibly sadistic people, and their victims, here, too, you could gather enough sadistic energy to power your incredibly Sadistic-Dependent Bomb so you can destroy the world.

Malik: How did you know that?

Stan: *pops up* Holy shit, dude! Cartman was right!

Marik: ........!?

Kyle: *pops up* That's unbelievable!

Marik: They. Just. Keep. Popping. Up. Must. Kill. Now. *looks about ready to pop....Hahahaha!*

Malik: *unsheathes Millenium Rod* It's no matter. Now die.

A large bee appears out of nowhere, knocks Malik over, and steals his Millenium Rod. All in .03 seconds.

Malik: This Word Has Been Edited.

Marik: *makes a mental note to not unsheath his Millenium Rod*

Cartman: Hahahahahaha!

Malik: *gets up* Hmph. I've still got the sheath, dumb ass. *is about to beat the crap out of Cartman with the sheath*

A large bee appears out of nowhere, knocks Malik over, and steals the sheath to his Millenium Rod. All in .03 seconds.

Marik: *makes a mental note to not brag about still having the sheath, should his Rod get stolen*

Towlie: *pops up* ...You wanna get high?

Marik: GAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! *grabs Towlie, swings him around his head a few times, grabs a handfull of towel and pulls*

Towlie: *falls on the floor, holes all over him, and a trickle of water running from his mouth* Ouch. He....he.... *passes out*

Cartman/Stan/Kyle: AAAAAHHHHHHHHH! *flee in terror, each in different directions*

~~~With Yugi and Kikyo--Shadow Realm~~~

Kikyo: *stops and looks back, worried* You would think they would've followed us by now...

Yugi: *shrugs* Don't worry about them. They just need to have some guy talk to...straighten things out.

Kikyo: *stops walking* Let's wait here then.

Yugi: Good idea. *also stops walking*

Awkward silence. A cricket chirps in the backround.

Kikyo: So... *eager look* You're Yami's light side, right?

Yugi: ...? Yes...

Kikyo: Good! Then you shall tell me all about him.

Yugi: *shifts feet nervously* I don't think I should. Yami likes his privacy. If you want to know something, ask him yourself.

Kikyo: It wasn't a request.

Yugi: *gulp, looks frantically around for a means of escape, should it come down to blows, he knew Kikyo would win...she's taller, honestly spots something through the mist, right behind Kikyo* Hey! What's that!?

Kikyo: Nice try, kid. Now on with the questions...does he have a girlfriend?

Yugi: No, really. *very serious face* There's something right behind yo...what?

Kikyo: Does he have a girlfriend? *takes a menacing step forward*

Thing in the Distance: *comes closer at a dangerous speed, is on a collision course with Kikyo*

Yugi: *his Soul That Can't Help But Help Others pushes Kikyo out of the way of the Thing in the Distance*

Thing That Was Once Recently in the Distance: *runs around and hides behind Yugi* GAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! MAKE HIM STOP!!!

Goku: *comes up, riverdancing* Now a new song!!!

Thing That Was Once Recently in the Distance but Was Just Recently Discovered to be Vegeta: *all pride dissolved* HELP ME!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!! *shakes Yugi's shoulders*

Yugi: *shrugs, and pulls a stick out of nowhere* Hey Goku! You wanna stick? *shakes stick in front of Goku*

Goku: *wags his Tail That Has Just Recently Grown Back*

Yugi: *throws the stick* Go get it!

Goku: *chases after the stick*

Vegeta: *watches in fear, lest Goku come back*

The Stick: *travels farther then Yugi thought he could throw, Goku does not return*

Vegeta: *pushes Yugi down* Cower before me!!!

Yugi: What!!!!??? Didn't you just beg me to...

Vegeta: Beg?! BEG???!!!! The great Prince Vegeta does not beg!!!

Kikyo: *gets up off the floor* Go to hell. You begged.

Vegeta: *powers up to kill Kikyo...sort of*

Yugi: *obviously the wiser of the two, and able to take a hint* NO Kikyo! Vegeta did NOT beg!! Remember? I pushed you over and you hit your head on a rock.

Kikyo: But...

Yugi: I pushed you over and you hit your head on a rock!!!

Kikyo: O.O ...Okay.

~~~evil person's Shadow Realm hideout lair, castle...thing~~~

Naraku: *laughs evilly* Everything is going according to plan. *dispatches unknown minions to do something evil*

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Mantis16: This was overdue. *gives Lame Excuse for Story Being Overdue #1* ...and so, because of the purple elephants and the bright blue Leprachans of Furry, I couldn't write the story. But seriously, I'm glad to see that people are still reading it. If I didn't get your idea into this chapter, they will be in chapters to come. Keep them coming.