Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / Trigun Fan Fiction ❯ The Convention of Villians! ❯ Its a fish's life ( Chapter 7 )

Rach-Chan-BIG DADDY has suggested I use GRIZZLY BEAR. I will, but it will be awhile. As of now, I've got a direction I'm taking the plot and it doens't involve GRIZZLY BEAR. I will be using him later though. Disclaimer same as last chapter.

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Snoop Dogg-'Sup? Dis be Snoop Dogg, and last time I checked, SPR and Malik had Rach-Chan and Rachel captured and BIG DADDY on the spot.

BIG DADDY-(Thinking)Damn! If I attack, Rach-Chan and Rachel will get hurt, but if I don't, SPR and Malik will take over the fic!

Malik-(Growls)Bring them here!

BIG DADDY-What?!

Malik-You heard me! Bring the others here, I want them to see you and the girl's demise!

SPR-And if you don't, something bad will happen to your little authoress friend and her yami. (Smirks)

Malik-Hey! You said you'd leave Rachel out of this!

SPR-Quite! If you want control of this fic, you'll do what I say! Besides, with the author power we'll gain when we're incontrol, we could bring her back!

Malik-Good point.(Glares at BIG DADDY)Now do as I say and bring the others here!

BIG DADDY-I have no choice.(A blinding light flashes and the others appear)

Bakura-Whoa, I shouldn't of eaten that week old chinese take out last night....

Seto-Baka! BIG DADDY's brought us here for the fight!

BIG DADDY-There won't be any fighting, Seto. Look at the situation.(Points to where Malik and SPR have Rach-Chan and Rachel held captive)

Marik-Malik, you dumb bastard! Let her go!

Malik-And what will you do if I don't, huh Marry-Chan?(Smirks)(A/N: Usually its Mally-Chan cause I use the other name for the hikari, but hey, either way works I guess! ^_^)I have the Millineum Rod, your defenseless!

Marik-Damn! Hes right!

Bakura-Ch, stand back mortal! (Tries to use the Millineum Ring, but M.Ring is turned into a chicken)WHAT THE HELL?!

SPR-(Looks over to where Malik is now holding an unconsious Rach-Chan)Ha! The girl got scared and fainted! THE FIC IS OURS!!MUHAAHAHAHAHA! But wait, why'd you change the Millineum Ring into a chicken, Malik?

Malik-I dunno, I just like chickens! -^_^-

SPR-Quick, before she wakes up! Think of a way to keep all of these bakas indisposed as we take over the other fics!

Malik-(Reads Rach-Chan's mind)Hmmm, shopping for fish to put in a pond, perfect! (Creates a pond in the floor)

Sailor Dark-Whats that for?

Malik-(Smirks) For you, little fishies!(Everyone except Rachel, SPR and Malik turn into goldfish)

BIG DADDY-How the hell?!

Malik-You forget, I'm incontrol now, and I decided you should all be fish!(Cackles evilly)

Sailor Dark-(gasping for breath)Can't....breathe...need...water!

Rachel-(Looking at all the fish flopping in the floor)NO!(Puts on puppydog eyes and turns to Malik) Malik, please don't let them die, put them in the pond....

Malik-...Damn, shes just too cute with the puppy dog eyes.(Everyone goes into the pond)

Bakura-MALIK YOU ASSHOLE! You know I'm allergic to fish!(Sneezes) I'm allergic to myself!

SPR-Now what do you have to say, BIG DADDY?

BIG DADDY-That you and Malik are bastards and when I get out of this pond, I'm kicking your asses!

SPR-Ha! But you forget, this is our fic now and what we say goes! Your gonna be stuck in that pond for the rest of your life!

Sesshomaru-Why did I get turned into a fish? I don't even know you two!

Malik-Ch, cause you were there!

Sesshomaru-I have such bad luck!(Malik and SPR leave)

Seto-(Swims over to Marik whos down at the bottom of the pond with the still passed out Rach-Chan) How's she doing?

Marik-Not good, she won't wake up for awhile....

Bakura-This is just peachy! First, Malik won't leave my woman alone, then he steals her and turns everyone into fishes! Just fricken great!

BIG DADDY-This isn't just about you, Bakura. After they take over all of Rach-Chan's fics, they'll go for mine, and since I'm a fish, I won't be able to stop them. We need someone with a whole lot of author power to get us out of this one....

Sailor Dark-What if me,you and Rach-Chan combined our powers?

BIG DADDY-The only reason we're in here in the first place is because Rach-Chan passed out. Until she wakes up I guess we better get used to being fish.

(Meanwhile, with SPR and Malik)

Malik-This turned out perfect!

SPR-And your sure they don't know your the one that made the girl pass out, right?

Malik-I'm sure, the poison I slipped her will stay in affect for 8 hours. Plenty of time to get both her and BIG DADDY's fics!

SPR and Malik-MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Snoop Dogg-Well, dis is new. Will da good guys ever get outta da pond and save the day? Find out on the next 'Da Convention of Villians'!

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So, how you guys like the new plot twist? R and R!