Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / Trigun Fan Fiction ❯ The Convention of Villians! ❯ Gunlord to the Rescue! ( Chapter 9 )

DISCLAIMER: This chapter is written by me, BIG_DADDY, therefore stating that I own nothing except for SPR.

Snoop Dogg: Hey ya'll. `Dis be Snoop Dogg. On da last episode BIG_DADDY made a plan and now Gunlord be on da way to help them. Meanwhile SPR and Malik was causing some trouble in da fics. Can Gunlord get there in time to help everyone?

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(In the `My Anime Story and Other Stuff' universe)

Gunlord: (Just went through the portal and is flying down a street at top speed to BIG_DADDY's uploading room) Man! I hope I can get to those guys before SPR and Malik cause anymore trouble! (Notices Raditz and Cooler flying to catch up with him)

Raditz: You ain't leaving us behind!

Cooler: Yeah, we're buds to the end!

Gunlord: Thanks guys! Now let's go!

Raditz: Wait a minute. Where are we going?

Gunlord: To BIG_DADDY's uploading room.

Cooler: Weren't you supposed to go to Seto's mansion?

Gunlord: Yeah, but if we defeat Malik AND SPR we'll be heroes!

Raditz: Makes sense to me!

Cooler: You just don't know when to get over yourself, do you?

Gunlord: Nope but I don't care! (BIG's note: Kind of Goten and Trunks wouldn't you say? Sorry if I messed anything up Rach-Chan)

They pick up the pace and start flying faster.

(Back in the "The Convention of Villains" universe)

Seto: Where are they? They should be here by now.

BIG_DADDY: I only just sent the message to them.

Seto: Oh! I forgot.

Vegeta: *grr!* I can't stand being a fish much longer! When will that woman wake up?!

Bakura: BIG_DADDY, if your friend fails us all then I will personally make you regret seeing the light of day!

BIG_DADDY: O_O' *Come on Gunlord! Where are you?*

(Back to Gunlord, Raditz and Cooler who have finally reached BIG_DADDY's home for uploading chapters)

Gunlord: Well we're here.

Raditz: Stand back! (Blows down the door leading to "My Anime Story and Other Stuff" and charges in)

Malik: What was that?

SPR: Damn it! Appears we have visitors! (They both turn around to see Gunlord, Raditz and Cooler facing them both)

Malik: Crap!

Raditz: You had better be worried!

Malik: (To SPR) What do we do?

SPR: Don't worry! Remember? I control this fic and whatever I say goes. I have a much better plan than to simply kill them right now.

Malik: How is that?

SPR: (Whispers something in his ear)

Malik: An excellent suggestion.

SPR: Then it's settled. While I ruin BIG_DADDY's fics you shall keep these three at bay! (Looks towards the others)

Cooler: Are you two done conversing yet?

SPR: Yes, and it is settled. But let me ask you two a question. Are you fast?

Raditz: I guess.

SPR: Then you better get moving `cause I'm getting out of here! HAHAHA! (Opens a portal which sucks him into BIG_DADDY's fic)

Cooler: Great! (They both fly in after him leaving only Malik and Gunlord in the room)

Malik: (Grins maliciously) So…think you've got what it takes to defeat me?

Gunlord: Absolutely.

Malik: (Pulls out a pair of duel discs) Then we'll use these! (Tosses one to Gunlord)

Gunlord: Alright! A Shadow Duel!

(Back in "The Convention of Villains!" universe)

Sesshomaru: Damn it! When will Gunlord hurry up!

BIG_DADDY: Whoa! I can feel something!

Marik: What?

BIG_DADDY: Gunlord's just engaged against Malik in a Shadow Duel!

Rachel: Let's hope he wins!

Bakura: Keep your fingers crossed guys. (Everyone stares at him) Er…fins crossed.

Seto: How is that possible?

Bakura: Okay, just shut up and concentrate on the duel by touching BIG_DADDY. (Everyone touches BIG_DADDY and they can see the duel)

(Back in the uploading room)

Gunlord: Ready to lose, Malik?

Malik: Not in the least.

Both: (Strap on duel discs) LET'S DUEL!

Gunlord - LP: 4000; Cards in hand: 5

Malik - LP: 4000; Cards in hand: 5

Gunlord: I'll start off this duel because I'm an author! (Draws a card; Cards in hand: 6) I summon Dark Fire Soldier #1 in attack mode and play one card face down! That ends my turn. (LP: 4000; Cards in hand: 4; Dark Fire Soldier #1 - ATK: 1700/DEF: 1150)

Malik: (Draws a card; Cards in hand: 6) I summon Drillago in attack mode. Then I shall place 2 cards face down and end my turn. (LP: 4000; Cards in hand: 3; Drillago - ATK: 1600/DEF: 1150(?))

Gunlord: Now I draw a card! (Draws a card; Cards in hand: 5) Alright! Malik, I've just drawn a card that will ensure your Drillago won't survive!

Malik: ?

Gunlord: Behold! My Salamandra card! (A giant sword of fire appears and Dark Fire Soldier #1 grabs it) This little magic card increases my monsters attack by 700 points! (Dark Fire Soldier - ATK: 2400/DEF: 1150)

Malik: So what?

Gunlord: I'll tell you what! Dark Fire Soldier! Attack Malik's Drillago! (Dark Fire Soldier #1 brings down his sword and cuts apart Drillago like a hot knife through butter) And you lose 800 LP.

Malik: Wrong!

Gunlord: Huh?

Malik: You got so careless you didn't bother to think twice about my facedown card! Behold my Spell of Pain magic card! It causes you to take damage that I would have received! So say goodbye to 800 of your LP!

Gunlord's LP: 3200

Malik's LP: 4000

Gunlord: Well I'm not done yet. Now I'll play one more card face down and I play a creature facedown which will end my turn. (LP: 3200; Cards in hand: 3)

(Back in the "My Anime Story and Other Stuff" universe)

Raditz: Damn it! That guy's way to fast!

Cooler: Here! Grab my hand! (Raditz grabs his hand and Instant Transmits them both in front of SPR)

SPR: You've managed to catch up with me. I'm impressed.

Raditz: We will not allow you to progress any further SPR!

SPR: Really? And what's couple of pathetic warriors like you going to do about it?

Cooler: Fight of course!

SPR: Fine. It's your death wish! (Transforms into what looks like a cross between Goku and Frieza with hair and a tail)

Raditz rushes at SPR with a kick is flipped back and met with a punch to the face. Cooler flies in from the side but is easily knocked back with a fierce pulse of energy and slams into a building. Raditz gets up and flies back at SPR with a punch ready and throws it with a serious amount of force. The punch lands and goes straight through SPR's body. Raditz and Cooler stare in shock as SPR grins and Raditz slowly backs away)

Raditz: What……..are you?

SPR: Something you can't destroy that's for sure! HA! (Lunges at Raditz with an arsenal of punches)

(Back in "The Convention of Villains!" universe)

Legato: Those guys have been gone for a while haven't they?-Got any twos?

Knives: What do you thinks taking them so long?-No! Not my last two!

Legato: Let's go check.-MUAHAHAHAHA!

They both get up and begin to walk off in search of the others.

(Back to the uploading room)

Gunlord - LP: 3200; cards in hand: 3

Dark Fire Soldier #1 - ATK: 2400/DEF: 1150

Malik - LP: 4000; cards in hand: 3

Malik: Are you ready to give up? You know that defeat is inevitable.

Gunlord: Ha! You wish!

Malik: (Grins sinisterly) Then let's make this interesting. (Holds up his Millennium Rod and they are surrounded in a giant orb of darkness)

Gunlord: What's this?

Malik: This duel has now become a Shadow Duel. And every time one of your creatures are destroyed or your LP are damaged you'll lose a piece of your memory.

Gunlord: Shit!

Malik: Shit is right! Now I'll draw! (Draws a card; Cards in hand: 4) Superb. Now I play this card! Meet my Plasma Eel! (A mechanical looking eel appears. Plasma Eel - ATK: 500/DEF: 1500) Now watch as his effect goes into action! (The eel lunges for Dark Fire Soldier #1 and dives into his body and warps around him)

Gunlord: What's happening to my soldier?

Malik: That's the effect of Plasma Eel. At the beginning of each of your turns your creature will lose 500 ATK points!

Gunlord: *This isn't looking to good!*

Malik: Now behold as I activate my trap card Malevolent Catastrophe! (A giant whirlwind appears and destroys both of Gunlord's facedown cards)

Gunlord: No! My trap cards!

Malik: And that's only half of it. Now 500 LP are deducted from you for each card destroyed by my Malevolent Catastrophe!

Gunlord's LP: 2200

Malik's LP: 4000

Malik: And don't forget the rules of this Shadow Game. Now you'll lose a piece of your memory! (A giant hologram of the war with Koenma appears and is immediately erased from Gunlord's mind)

Gunlord: *UGH!* (Clutching his head as though he has a migraine)

Malik: So, what was it like during the war with Koenma?

Gunlord: Huh? What the hell are you talking about?

Malik: HAHAHAHAHA! Of course you don't you fool! That's because the Shadow Games have taken effect! You've lost all memory on the war with Koenma! You don't know whether you won or lost!

(Back to the "My Anime Story and Other Stuff" universe)

Raditz is being beaten to a pulp by SPR. Raditz tries to punch at him but SPR dodges and knees him in the gut then elbows him in the back before ax punching him into the ground.

Raditz: (Looking up from the crater) Damn! I knew he was strong but not this strong! He's ripping me apart and I can't land one lousy punch on him!

Cooler: *Don't worry Raditz!* (Flies up behind SPR and holds his index and middle finger out in front of him)

SPR: (Looks behind him) Huh?

Cooler: DEATH BEAM! (Fires a purple beam at SPR and decimates the bottom half his body) Alright!

SPR: Hmph! (Regenerates his body) Heh! Did you forget what my special power is already?

Cooler: Damn it!

(Back in "The Convention of Villains!" universe)

BIG_DADDY: Uh oh.

Seto: Something bad?

BIG_DADDY: Yeah. Gunlord's fighting a battle and he just lost some of his memory.

Bakura: That's bad.

BIG_DADDY: And to top that off Raditz and Cooler are fighting a person they can't possibly win against; SPR!

Seto: Holy crap!

Snoop Dogg: Whoa! Gunlord is getting' da stuffing knocked outta him and Raditz and Coola's havin' some trouble with SPR. Will Gunlord defeat dat psycho Malik? Find on da next episode of "Da Convention of Villains!"

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How'd you like it Rach-Chan/everyone? I'll update as soon as possible which is whenever I don't feel lazy.