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Strange Things Happen On Halloween Night…

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By

Batwings

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Featuring characters from:

Harry Potter

Yu-Gi-Oh!

Dragonball-Z

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YuYu Hakusho

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"You reckon it's safe to go in?" said Harry, shaking a bit.

"Of course it is, Scar-Head," said Draco, smirking. "It is just a haunted house after all. Even Hogwarts is haunted."

"It's not nice to call people names, Draco," retorted Yugi softly.

"You pipe down too, Old Rainbow Head!" shouted Draco.

"Guys, guys," said Goku, "let's try to get along."

"Yes, listen to Goku," said Bakura, "after all, he is the oldest of us."

"Righto, my main man!" said Joey, jumping onto Bakura's back.

"Um… do you… mind?" said Bakura, straightening up so that Joey slid off. Joey laughed, jumping onto the ground once more.

Yugi sighed. "This is gonna be a long night…"

"You're telling me," said Harry.

* * *

After the crew settled into the dilapidated old house, strewing their sleeping bags across the dusty old floor, they awaited the two boys who had dared them to come.

"Yusuke and Kurama said they'd be here when we got here," said Bakura.

"You know Yusuke," said Goku, "he's about as dependable as the weather."

"Yes, but Kurama is usually trustworthy," said Yugi.

"I can't believe this," said Joey. "It's Halloween… I could be out trick-or-treatin' or rollin' yards or something, and here I am sitting in a supposedly haunted house, waitin' on two wierdos to show up!"

"I don't think they're that strange," said Harry.

"Of course you wouldn't, look at you!" said Draco.

"Now don't you start that again!" said Goku.

Yugi tried to change the subject. "Well, if this house is supposed to be haunted, how come we haven't seen any ghosts?"

The group of boys all turned to look up at the rickety old staircase.

"Eh, probably just Yusuke and Kurama tryin' to freak us out," said Joey.

"I'll bet you're right," said Bakura. "They do seem to enjoy scaring others…"

"MWAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Eek!" Joey jumped into Yugi's lap, trembling.

"Oomph!" said Yugi. "What's the matter?"

"Did you guys not hear that!?!?"

"We all did," said Harry.

"Yeah, one of us should go see if it's something dangerous," said Draco. "Harry, you go…"

"I'LL go," said Goku. "After all, someone has to take care of you boys." He turned to flex his muscles, which only achieved several pieces of trash being thrown in his direction.

Slowly, Goku opened the door from which they had entered less than half an hour earlier… and there stood… * entrance music *

"YUSUKE!" and… * more entrance music *

"KURAMA!"

"Hey guys," grinned Yusuke. "Didn't think you'd all actually show up!"

"Yeah," said Kurama, "I had feared Yusuke's ghost stories would have deterred you from visiting."

"No way, man!" said Joey, jumping out of Yugi's lap. "We weren't scared, were we, guys?"

A bunch of "Yeah"s were murmured around the room.

"So," said Goku. "We're here. What exactly for, though?"

Yusuke grinned. "It's a little game called `Who's Your Best Bud?'"

Kurama sighed, and mouthed silently, "This wasn't my idea."

"Whassat?" said Draco, looking slightly interested.

"Well, I'd read a book about it before, and I thought it was a pretty cool idea," said Yusuke. "See, we each divide up into pairs and each pair goes into a different part of the house to spend the night. If you and your partner can make it through the night, Kurama and I will pay you and your partner $100 each." He grinned broadly.

"A hundred bucks!" yelled Joey. "Where'd you run into that kind of cash?"

"All questions will be answered later," said Yusuke, narrowing his eyes.

"Oh, guys!" said Yugi, "I was meaning to ask you, how come Hiei and Kuwabara aren't here?"

Yusuke and Kurama looked at each other, their faces accumulating a pinkish tint. "Er…" said Kurama, "they are… attending to some business elsewhere…" Yusuke tried not to laugh.

"So," said Draco, popping up. "Let's get started."

"Coolness," said Yusuke. He pulled a ragged cloth sack out of his pocket. "OK, now… Draco, Goku, and Joey, you guys are gonna draw the names. The rest of you, go stand over there in the corner."

"Ooh! Ooh! Me first!" said Draco, jumping in front of Yusuke. Joey and Goku rolled their eyes.

"Okies, Drake… draw away!" said Yusuke, holding out the bag.

Draco stuck his hand in, then pulled it out, holding a tiny piece of paper between two fingers. "OK, I got… NO FAIR!" He stomped his foot on the floor, making the house rattle.

"Who?" asked Kurama.

"I got Potter!"

"Oh, no!!!" wailed Harry, drooping to the floor. Bakura and Yugi chuckled.

"Me next," said Joey. He stuck his hand in the bag and pulled out a piece of paper. "And I got… Yug! We're partners man!"

Yugi smiled. "Good."

"Well, I guess that leaves me with…" Goku stuck his hand in the bag and pulled out the last remaining paper. "Bakura."

Bakura nodded.

"I guess you and Yusuke will be partners, then?" Yugi asked Kurama.

"Well, I guess you could say that," said Kurama, half-smiling. "But we will also be monitoring you guys as well."

"OK, guys, here are your assigned places!" said Yusuke. "Draco, you and Harry are in the attic."

"Hooray," said Draco, giving a look of disgust.

"Yugi and Joey," Yusuke continued, "you two will be in the woodshed outside."

"What!?" exclaimed Joey. "The woodshed!?"

"Don't worry," Kurama reassured him, "it's quite cozy."

"And Goku and Bakura," said Yusuke, "you've got the basement."

"Yay," said Goku, eyes narrowed.

"OK GUYS, LET'S GO!"

* * *

"I can't believe I'm stuck in this dusty old attic on Halloween night alone with you, Potter!" Draco threw his sleeping bag on the floor.

"The feeling is mutual," snapped Harry. "We could be at the Hogwarts feast right now…"

"Well, thanks to your stupid weirdo friends, we're not!" Draco flopped down on his sleeping bag.

"Well, if we can keep from killing each other, we'll each get a hundred bucks."

"Yeah, in muggle money."

"But, still…" Harry lowered himself to the floor on top of his own sleeping bag.

"I need a jack," said Draco suddenly.

"Excuse me?" said Harry.

"A jack," said Draco. "Please don't tell me you don't jack off."

"Well, I never really, er…"

Draco rolled his eyes. "Nevermind, Potter." He rolled over on his side away from Harry and appeared to be fumbling with the zipper of his pants. Harry tried to look away, but this was highly intriguing.

Draco was moving his arm really fast, making low grunting sounds. Harry could feel himself becoming erect. Wow, this was really turning him on. He decided he should give it a try as well. He pulled out his cock and…

"Potter!"

Harry jumped. "What?"

"You're jacking off too!" Draco laughed.

"Well, er… yeah…" said Harry blushing.

"Hey, let's have a contest," said Draco. "The first one to blow his load has to give the other guy a blowjob."

Harry tilted his head. "Er… well…"

Draco smirked. "Or are you too scared?"

Harry narrowed his brow. "You're on!"

The two boys faced each other and began stroking themselves. Each of them was going at a slow pace, trying to outlast the other. But Harry made a fatal mistake… he looked at Draco's cock. Before he knew it, semen was spurting forth from him, covering his hand. "Er… oops."

Draco grinned wide. "You lost."

"Yeah," said Harry, rubbing his cum into his skin.

"On your knees then," said Draco.

"You aren't serious…" said Harry.

"Of course I am, Scar-Head! Now, on your knees."

Well, this was going to be interesting. Harry got on his knees as Draco stepped over to him, sticking his cock in Harry's face. "Now, suck it," he said.

Harry put his mouth on Draco's cock. Really, it wasn't as bad as he'd expected.

"Uh, you can move your mouth now!" said Draco, after a few moments.

Harry bobbed his head slowly, letting his tongue softly caress Draco's shaft.

"Fuck, Potter… you're bloody damn good at this… ten times better than Crabbe or Goyle…"

Harry continued sucking, quickening his pace.

"Oh gods, Harry… I'm gonna…!"

Something hot, thick, and creamy shot down Harry's throat. He pulled his mouth off Draco, taking his moist cock in his hand. He smirked. "So looks like I'm not the only one-minute-man around here…"

"Shut up, Potter."

* * *

Joey pressed close to Yugi inside their giant two-person sleeping bag.

"Joey, it's OK," Yugi said, "there's nothing to be afraid of…"

"Yeah, right…" said Joey. He jumped as an owl hooted. "Ahk! What was that!"

"An owl…" said Yugi.

"Geez… this is creepin' me out here…"

"Don't worry, Joey. Just think of all those nights we spent like this in the Duelist Kingdom. It's basically the same thing."

"Yeah, I guess so…"

Yugi put a reassuring arm around Joey. Joey smiled. "Thanks, Yug. You really are a special guy."

"Nah," said Yugi blushing, "I just care about my friends that's all."

Joey moved his face closer to Yugi's. Yugi moved his face closer to Joey's. Then… BAM!

"What the fuck was that!?!?" yelled Joey.

"Er… I think we just kissed…" said Yugi, blushing.

"Whoa… that was… kinda nice, actually…" said Joey, scratching his head.

"Yeah…"

So they did it again. And again. And again. And pretty soon, they found themselves with their arms twined around each other, kissing passionately.

"Yugi… would it be too much to ask…"

"No, not at all…" said Yugi, immediately picking up on what Joey was thinking. They were out of their clothes in a matter of moments, and Joey was on top of Yugi.

"Oh fuck… Yug… I've never… done this… with a… guy… before… whoa…"

"Yeah," said Yugi, "me… neither… never… with a… girl… either…" He clenched his hot little ass tightly around Joey's throbbing, invading cock.

"Gods, Yugi… I never… realized… Oh God!… how… wonderful… you are…"

"Yeah, you… AAAAAAH!… are pretty… special… nngh!…yourself…"

"Yugi, I… whoooooaaaooooaaaaaooooaaahhhh!!!" Joey unloaded himself deep inside Yugi, his cockhead pressed firmly against Yugi's prostate.

"Oh gods, Joey!" Yugi splattered Joey's chest and his own stomach with cum.

"Nngh… Yugi… I wasn't expecting this to happen…"

"Yeah…" said Yugi, smiling.

* * *

Goku lay in the corner, grumbling.

"Don't worry, Goku. Just a few more hours to go, then we'll each have our prize money." Bakura snuggled into his sleeping bag.

"Yeah, well…" said Goku. "I'd kinda like to get back home to my wife and kids. I wasn't expecting this to be an all-night thing."

Bakura sat up. "Why don't we do something to pass the time?"

"Like what?"

"Play a game or something, I don't know…"

"Well, I guess that'd be OK," said Goku, standing up out of his sleeping bag. He stepped over toward Bakura. "So, what would you like to DOOOOOOOOOO!" He tripped over his sleeping bag and fell right on top of Bakura.

"Oh… sorry, man…" said Goku.

Bakura chuckled. "No worries!"

"This looks strange," said Goku, "I'm lying right between your legs!"

"Yes, it does look a bit odd, doesn't it?"

Goku purred. "Wanna do something about it?"

"Er… like what?" Bakura said innocently.

"Well, we're both bored… you want to…?"

"Um… I guess it would be OK…" Bakura smiled. Goku had a gorgeous anatomy, and Bakura was crazy over it.

They both slowly, and shyly undressed. Goku lay on his back on the floor. He stroked his erect cock. "So… you wanna sit on it?"

Bakura nodded. "Yes… I suppose so…" He came over and lowered himself onto Goku with a gasp. "Oh, yes!"

"Nnnnnnnggghhh!" Goku grunted, pushing himself all the way inside Bakura, battering his prostate.

"Oh gods, Goku!" Bakura grabbed hold of the man's chest, bouncing up and down, riding his cock.

"Yeahhh… Bakura… ah… you tight, pretty little thing…"

Bakura could feel himself blushing.

Both guys soon came and they lay in each other's arms in the floor.

"Um… Bakura… I'd appreciate it if you didn't tell my wife about this…"

"Mmmhmmm," Bakura said, and snuggled his face into Goku's chest.

* * *

"So, how are the guys doin'?" asked Yusuke.

"Well," said Kurama, looking at a clipboard, "Harry gave Draco a blowjob, Joey screwed Yugi, and Goku screwed Bakura."

Yusuke nodded. "Perfect. Just as we had planned. And you got it all on video?"

"Of course," smiled Kurama.

"Good…" purred Yusuke. "Now, let's go make our own video…" He wrapped his arms around Kurama and kissed him deeply.

"Yes…" purred Kurama, placing his hands on Yusuke's ass.

* * *

"Good mornin' guys!" said Yusuke. "How'd you all sleep?"

"Um… pretty good…nice…OK…" came the murmurs from around the room.

Yusuke and Kurama winked at each other. "Well," said Kurama, "since each of you made it through the night, you will each receive one hundred dollars as promised."

Yusuke handed out the money, and each boy silently took his crisp, green bill.

"Well, it was fun, but I, er… really need to get going…" each guy said, and hurriedly left the house.

Yusuke laughed. "Those guys are something else…"

"Yes," chuckled Kurama. "But little do they know," he said, holding up his video camera, "that we have the real prize."

Yusuke purred, embracing Kurama. "Happy Halloween, babe…" He kissed him softly.

"Happy… mmmh… Halloween…"

THE END

(MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!)